"Win-win"????? If Trump gets his way, sends the economy even more deeply into the shitter, and skyrockets inflation... ...remember that Senator Kevin Cramer (R-N.D.) is an accomplice to this criminal regime who wanted to see it happen. thehill.com/homenews/sen...

All of 2025, probably 2026-2028:

A very hard day for Ian Miles Cheong

pathological demand avoidance is a fucking bitch, I already have a hard enough time asking for what I need without knowing it will probably make it even less likely to happen

This isn't a 🚩🚩🚩, this is already coercive control that's gotten physical

AI is incapable of capturing JD's doughy little boy hiding behind a beard thing, it's too far from mean Also the first time I've seen him without eyeliner

Well this is going to get expensive, how many hotel workers did 🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷 do this to just today Try, convict, and doge all of them

forgot this thing gets me high as balls if i accidentally wake up in the middle this photo looks like they're standing in a lightbox in my phone and I could flick them

yeah, the reveal that a bunch of tech billionaires are in group chats with right-wing influencers really clarified for me why everything is Like This lately

Leave Hilton Honors

Sorry but this is just the boy rat🐀 of couches and I can't unsee it #rats

Also hard to respect an actual literal geneticist who calls the Elon Musk situation "immensely complex" when there are multiple past removals Only thing that's complex is wanting to publicly appear you believe in even the most superficial, symbolic accountability while pretending to give a shit

What an amazing honor for an underrepresented group in the 365-year-old Royal Society Very "unusual"! Little white boys will finally be able to see they, too, can be respected in STEM and achieve their dreams

Oh, it's pessimism! Not the other very obvious problems like extreme wealth and power redistribution to the very top

Stop using AI to tell you if mushrooms are safe (Also it has been rainier, which is probably a factor) ** 35 cases in 2 mo, vs 5 cases annually **

anyone who pops up a gallery overlay/lightbox on a website that doesn't let you hit the back button to exit is hereby sentenced to 1,000 years in prison

Not errybody's cup of tea, but wowww this bish is just doing her own shiiit. She is going ooffff Just discovered: THE VOICES IN MY HEAD GO… 🤯 NOVAH x WBD

Musk is a deeply pathetic creature if you look past the money. Do you think that man has ever felt happy or fulfilled? He desperately needs to be liked, he needs people to think he's funny, and if he can't have that, he's going to be the first trillionaire and destroy the gene pool.

Bluesky is basically unusable for me right now, every general feed/following is still wall-to-wall shooting commentary with no new information

Probably good I've been away from social media this week Things are not great and bluesky has a way of oversaturating horrifying news until things feel hopeless And the latest is in my community. Really only want to hear from locals, not every couchfucker/foreign commentator. Local is different.

I wish "salespeople lie" wasn't such a constant, universal thing If you lie, I literally have no use for you. I will figure it out on my own — goodbye and take your commission with you

regardless. the idea that rationality is male and feelings are female is... bullshit. for most of human history, *nobody* was out there doing objective science and impersonal law--nobody embracing free speech, free enquiry, free markets--but rather their opposites

The fact that anyone posts more than 100x per day, on a daily basis, is absolutely wild to me

2000 hours is weird, 1 no-life long weekend is not weird Chasing a promised high can keep you going for a while, then leave you cold I put 30 into outer wiIds bc everyone said how amazing it was, an all-time great. I regret it entirely and wish I had those hours back.

Endless Column, by Constantin Brâncuși, 1938, 📸 by @stephenmally

This is a helluva time capsule from 2017 PBS suggests using less plastic, meatIess mondays, and only watching media by women or WOC this year (a "metoo media diet") Didn't see the date at first and thought we were glitched

installed eso, 145GB, after downloading for hours at like 6mb finally able to run it now busy downloading a ***103GB**** "update" why the fuck don't they install the latest in one shot

when your partner's into annoying shit and you start asking uncomfortable questions about yourself

when did the onion interview my mom except it's large keepsakes, textbooks, boxes of childhood clothes and art projects, other people's clothes she thinks are mine, and random cheap garbage a mentally well person would throw away shipped cross-country $$$ did not have any closets at the time

And please, PLEASE let us not forget that time in 2023 when Karen Smith was elected President of the school board in Bucks County, Pa and swore her oath on a stack of banned books. The most gangsta oath ever! Just brilliant. www.edweek.org/leadership/t...

Progressive 2-factor authentication, but you get to pick whatever phone number several years after opening the account

Who the fuck gut-punches their wife after being pushed away for playing a childish prank Check on the dog too

Do other countries have this weird notion that you’re not a “real” representative of the nation if you live in an urban center? Like do the French say Parisians aren’t really French? Are you considered not a real German if you live in Berlin? Or is this mainly a weird American thing?

It is genuinely bizarre that the world has no grasp of this My wife and I talk constantly about how differently we experience everything from tea, brassicas, bananas, and foods that seem bland to me but are overwhelming and inedible for her. And how is it not taught in culinary schools?

r/forbiddensnacks

I feel awful for those who can't tolerate fireworks and are leading the charge to ban them, but I can't even get the neighbors to stop setting them off at 4am Dead in the water bc Americans are allergic to giving a fuck, and a good portion, including LEO & politicians, enjoy making others suffer

I don't know much about Cathy Wood except that every time I see her in the press, she's busy making the worst predictions I've seen in my life She's more fit for meteorology in Southern California than investing

Are we sure it's 2026?

If this person has a license to practice, a medical board somewhere is not doing their job

Lol, I was cheery all day and kinda forgot about the world up until 11:30pm, whereupon a sense of doom, dread, and depression set in Scrolling didn't help either Barely suppressing the impulse to amend all my new years wishes to note the terrible days both ahead & behind

The Discover feed is worth checking in on just to see what insane topic it has, wholly unprompted, decided I'm now into This week: pet rock coverage

@cnn.com Any of you cowards and collaborators seen Kathy Griffin?

This is why I don’t use any SM that insists on verified identity/address/phone number etc.

Love paying $11,000 for health care that I barely used in 2025 (and paid out of pocket for those uses too!) And from here on out it's only up, up, up!

Unlike some of the ideas I had about GPS that became reality many years later, I bet this one is already in formal conceptual stages: Stage 1: Cars will communicate with each other, probably short-range via EM waves, for the purpose of accident avoidance. Both in AVs and human-driven vehicles.

Still a little time left to eat those big Trump economy losses and bring them forward for taxes

🤔🤔🤔 This is so odd, I must be missing something

Important we get back to reminding our local edgelords and trump wannabes that dumbass opinions are free, but cruelty and lying will still cost your favorite games, your friends, your social hobbies, and anything else that's not bolted down Learn to live in a society or fuck off to the woods🖕

keep on kerkin on

Mexican food will always be S-Tier food, and if you disagree, you're simply wrong