Instead of eight different sweaty dudes getting up to do “Lose Yourself” you’ll have eight different sweaty dudes doing Alec Baldwin from Glengarry Glen Ross

Tankies would rather cum in your sink than go to therapy

Pete making clear which side he’d take in 1944, and it ain’t ours

Leaked Metal Gear Solid 6 script?

Better prep a few more versions of this one, Mr. Sirota

Wilt and MJ are doing the work here but I made 82-0 with 90s Larry Bird and 20s Westbrook (arguably his peak as a ball distributor TBF) www.82-0.com/share?id=YY2...

SANDHILL CRANE JUMPSCARE AHH

Brunson, MJ, KD, Elvin Hayes(!), Kareem www.82-0.com/share?id=uDn...

First day on the job and you want respect? Go right up to the most recognizable and respected guy in the newsroom and have him yell at you until you cry. Then it's time to send him a weepy email telling him how disappointed you were that he did all that. Shouldn't have any trouble after that.

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"I'm James Talarico, and I approve this message. Boomer Sooner. Fly Eagles Fly."

Turning a big dial taht says "Racism" on it then suddenly falling on it, my body weight causing it to spin wildly, I hold on for dear life before my momentum ejects me forward through a particleboard set. I hang there with my whole ass out

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Somehow, Sky Marchini returned

1) Wrong 2) wrong 3) the fuck are you taking about

Speak for yourself, dude. Maybe you "gather" at the grocery store. I'm a hunter. I get the best produce, the best deals, and come equipped with a full set of meal plans. No bin, no shelf, no freezer case is safe from my tactical superiority.

Just for fun, Talarico should adopt "What, me worry?" as his campaign slogan and refer to his staff as "the usual gang of idiots"

RCMP officer: “Why does he do it?” Dudley Do-Right: “I think it’s some kind of sex thing.”

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Really can’t overstate how much of an atrocity RFK Jr is if you’re A) a parent and B) not a complete fucking dipshit

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would enjoy a deep dive into how the Sunrise Movement became the way it is, and whose money is involved.

“Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it’s an ethos”

A number of downstate Illinois counties and towns have voted to either join a neighboring red state or to expel Chicago from the rest of Illinois to create a new red state. Yes, they are the biggest losers in the world.

How did the IDF get inside a Pixar movie

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“I’m not going to send you to die in another pointless fucking microbrewery in Grand Rapids. Simple enough?”

If Claude makes these people shit bricks imagine how they’d react to an intelligent bipedal android who joined the military

it's just so weird to be continuing to call this tech "spicy autocorrect" as it solves math problems no human has we have AI. actual for real AI. you might have problems with how it's being distributed or trained, but it *works*

Honey Chipotle and Nashville Hot

Farewell, Tulsi Gabbard. You didn't stop any regime change wars, but at least you pretended you would.

come on, deep down you always knew this is what happened

RE: the Broadview Six dismissal

Jeeeeesus Christ this US Attorney's office is a den of assholes

I miss those periods in the early Biden presidency when the big story was that his dogs wouldn't stop eating people

The comparison is so meaningless that the form is perfectly Mad-libbable. "White men are really butt hurt that I said Bob Ross had us painting our way to autocracy. The true courage award goes to America's nurses and firefighters."

Yngwie Malmsteen, on a triple bill with Steve Vai and Joe Satriani. The other two had songs, kind of, and some decent Zappa covers. Yngwie just plays scales. Even his cover of "Red House" was mostly scales. I was bored out of my mind.

And by 1922, we did it again! The Cal Sag Channel connected the Calumet River to the Illinois River System via the Sanitary and Ship Canal, sending that river’s flow westward and away from the lake as well!

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live 1. Weezer 2. Rush 3. Radiohead 4. Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band 5. Death Cab for Cutie 6. Beck 7. The National 8. Ben Folds 9. Sleater-Kinney 10. Wilco

“The Atlantic tries to destroy the city of Los Angeles” is some weird 2026 DLC

Maybe I’m just over 40 but I find this energy and video style incredibly off-putting and annoying

Gov Jared Polis told a Colorado Sun event that his decision to give clemency to Tina Peters "will be remembered fondly." He was later interrupted by protesters carrying an enormous banner reading EAT SHIT POLIS coloradosun.com/2026/05/19/j...

What the fucking shit

Props to Murk, who has not owed anyone anything since 2010, trying to manifest a Talarico win

They're stealing billions of your money to pay off violent right-wing psychos while doing everything in their power to spike gas up to $5 a gallon, make groceries into a luxury and hand the country over to the oligarchs who want to permanently replace you.

The second anyone uses the words "imperial core" you can start ignoring them

Dear Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, Georgia, Arizona, Nevada and North Carolina: Good job you fucking idiots