Post a GIF of your favorite film from the year you turned 18

Jeff Tweedy

It’s The End of the world As we know it

I need H Jon Benjamin to perform Clavicular’s parts of this interview as Coach McGuirk

Suck it, traitors

Your CHARTS and GRAPHS are no match for my CLINICAL DEPRESSION

Men: Famously never propped up by laws, taxpayer dollars or their ability to externalize the costs of their lifestyle onto others

Dort wanting to fast rope onto a Vatican City rooftop like the Splinter Cell guy

Fun fact: Trump's doctor had no website or number to call. If you wanted an appointment you had to say "Harold Bornstein" five times in the mirror

Is this him trying and failing to heal the Dilbert guy

Every time you log onto BlueSky, ask yourself: What can I do to create value for Southeast Asian cartels?

there are so many consequences of everyday people not really understanding how journalism works and people on here thinking there was some sort of massive media coverup of Eric Swalwell being a monster fundamentally is rooted in total misunderstanding of what real reporting requires.

Good thread on why today’s dogpile against journalists misses the mark

Humans rule

I think a lot of people here are way underestimating how difficult it is to break a sexual abuse story *even when everybody kind of knows it* unless you can get victims on record. it is very, very hard.

Seeing a lot of hostility towards indie journalists who'd long heard rumors of Salwell's abuses but didn't report on them, & I'm sorry, but that's not how journalism works. This isn't sitting on a story for a book. You can't report w/o sources. You can't out victims who aren't ready to go on record.

A bunch of people are jumping on this but it really is no small thing to get a story like the Swalwell sex assault allegation reported and into print. Not least of all you need horribly abused victims on the wrong side of an awful power imbalance to come forward! That’s asking a lot!

I'm just going to be very blunt here and say that if you think Democrats in Congress should be spending their time "trying to force an impeachment vote" right now, you are being a willful idiot. Stop being stupid.

Bioshock Infinite-ass arch

It should be illegal to back into parking spaces

Stancil’s Angels

How it started / how it's going

My kids suddenly deciding after 9 months that they're sick of "Golden"

Drama: No Country For Old Men Action/adventure: The Bourne Ultimatum Horror: 28 Days Later Comedy: Step Brothers Romance: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Oscar Winner: There Will Be Blood

Wives gotta fight (dun dun) For their right To skyyyyyyyyyyyyyydiiiiive

Oh no. No. The Catholic Church remembers 700-year-old schisms like they were yesterday and yes, they are still mad about them.

Grim getting lazy and copy-pasting handler Sasha's suggested tweet instead of reworking it in his own voice

These are the voters we need to welcome into the tent

This is nothing. This is less than nothing. This is kicking up your feet and shooting spitballs from the back of the class.

Many battles lie ahead but I’m heartened to see Vance try to shoulder a collapsing pillar of the supposedly inevitable right-populist project

the world never screeches to a halt for anything, it never has, this is both tragic and hopeful, you still have to get up and put on your pants and go live everyday, and that’s been the case since your pants were handmade from deerskin

Roger didn’t miss

It really is the Luka trade of foreign wars

How on earth are Cook and DuPage and Will part of the Midlands (?) while Lake (IL), Lake (IN), McHenry and Kane are "Yankeedom"

car companies should revive their classic designs as electric vehicles with modern safety standards

Some of these read like random snippets of Coen Brothers dialogue

Add a food to a movie title. One Bloomin’ Onion After Another

It cannot be ruled out that this is a threat to use a nuclear weapon against Iran

You do not in fact have to give it to the also psychotic regime that has killed thousands of protesters and rapes young girls as a matter of policy to ensure they go to hell post execution.

For the love of God people, stop sharing Iranian propaganda on here

Show me a picture of what Gaza City looks like right now. Now show me a picture of Gaza City before Chappell Roan released “The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess”

Lost Mad Men episode: Pete’s client meeting goes awry when Joan’s DJ set takes over the bar. Don shows up in his getup from the Bad Bunny concert

One column of “Our Handful of Actual Electoral Wins” and the other 80% “11 Years of Us Straight Up Jorkin It”

You’re not “disenfranchised” if you choose not to vote, you’re just an idiot

It’s like the quote from the opening scene of The Wire: “Got to. This America, man. The perfect country where nothing bad ever happens.”

Message received. I will talk exclusively about “Map Ref 41 Degrees N 93 Degrees W,” my favorite song from Wire’s third album, 154.

This is the dustiest thing I’ve ever read

Not sure why I'm hearing this one in Stellan Skarsgard's voice

Samantha please just stay there 6 more hours, Nancy Mace is getting on a plane right now with her handcuffs