I liked my cubicle I had some privacy in my cubicle but then they moved me to the middle of the bond floor and they took away my radio they said before I could listen to it at a reasonable volume and then they took my red Swingline stapler and and that's it I'm I'm going to burn the building down

"Not having Nazi tattoos" is an impossible standard

The thing about "goody two-shoe losers" is they generally make better life choices than running for Senate with a Nazi tattoo, or making this post

[Exit King.]

I've subscribed to Spotify for 13 years but I'm going to drop them this week.

Kids’ soccer games are getting cancelled in my area because federal thugs are on the prowl and The Atlantic is banging on about the “thought police.”

Reminder: do not, under any circumstances, subscribe to The Atlantic. If you are, cancel. You are paying for nothing but hackery at this point. The same four elite writers spending all their time making sure no one is ever mean to them

Do not watch CBS News

D is the GOAT here but I’d consider B for the pizza, pierogi and the ability to eat at IKEA

Heads up, new Antichrist just dropped

Slightly diminish a book Jurassic Playlot

Having a super cool punk show in the 5th district to support my run in the the 9th district or whatever

Brandon Johnson approval rating about to surge past 30 percent

Seriously 9th district, fun's over. Time for this carpetbagging vanity project to end.

Arresting the DC sandwich guy

Nighthawks.wad

*Stares in Chicago*

With "The Democratic Party hates Zohran Mamdani" Bluesky has finally achieved its own version of "Charlie Brown had hoes." Big day!

repost with a cool song that's under two minutes: Guided by Voices, "Game of Pricks" www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlZl...

Succession Keep Matthew Macfayden

BRAT summer French house fall Aging hipster winter

Congrats to JD Vance for coming out as a trans tradwife. We see you queen 🩷

(Dinner party in heaven) So, how’d you get here? Uh, prototype vehicle crash. Oh, like an experimental plane? … Yeah.

Today was a good day to deactivate on the erstwhile bird app. Goodbye to all of that, I suppose.

Seems like a good enough time to give this app another shot. Seems more pleasant here?