feels like journalistic malpractice to accept this framing of "emotions" rather than, say, "modes" or "problem solving strategies"

can’t believe this show is back

Yeah that’s cool

As I awoke this morning from unsettling dreams I found myself transformed into a 35-year-old

kind of sick that the 20-year-old who was making the viral YouTube videos actually got to direct this

centerfield slomo pickoffs are the coolest thing they're allowed to show on television

i bet the rejection email I’ve been waiting for comes on my birthday

The reimagined faces of Nvidia‘s unfortunate DLSS 5 rollout drew a lot of attention, but there were loads of other less eye-catching but equally major errors on display argues @brunodias.bsky.social remapradio.com/articles/dls...

im getting a canadian passport Just In Case

@puzzmo.com I was playing Ribbit and my cat walked on my keyboard and somehow the full word list was revealed - I thought she had somehow hit Give Up but I was able to reload and complete the game! Wish I knew what she stepped on so I could give you a better bug report. Anyway here’s Ranch

NEW: Wikipedia has banned AI-generated content.

I do not know if the muddy vcr I picked up off the sidewalk works. but if it does, I will have a very nice time with these

I’ve relaunched my old bot Sombrero Watch. It’s here at @sombrero.quest, follow if you like baseball and failure!

It's 2026, and Sombrero Watch is back! We last posted on Twitter in 2020.

this is extremely my shit

rip to the dc streetcar, the best example i've ever come across on why you shouldn't ever implement only the easiest 40% of a plan

Does anybody have a non memory foam mattress they like? I'm sick of memory foam mattresses!

Gotta respect my neighbor for being in the hammock at all hours including 8:30 am in the rain

NEWS: The rumors are true, @maustermuhle.bsky.social reports 👇 The National Park Service is removing a popular section of the 15th Street NW protected bike lane, saying that it will cause more traffic during cherry blossom season.

1/ Today, we overwhelmingly voted to authorize a STRIKE as we fight for a fair contract with @propublica.org.

@rikiwilchins.bsky.social 2026 Mar 20 Advocate US House committee advances "Don't Say Trans" legislation that would restrict trans-related topics by denying fed funding for "sexually oriented” materials or programming in schools incl. “gender dysphoria or transgenderism.”

This headline has me laughing out loud alone in my kitchen defector.com/what-did-the...

shoutout to the getty photographer who prepared for a WNBA lockout with this stock photoshoot. the only downside of labor peace is that we have no use for these beautiful images

Here's why you'll never pry me away from my nonbinary siblings, and it's nothing to do with being a squshy softy who doesn't want to reckon with hard truths, it's this: Empirically, nonbinary people exist.

wow this looks so bad!

not trying to be mean or pick a fight but humanoid robots are 100% a manifestation of a deep-seated desire to have slaves

Adam Baldwin was literally *the* guy who named GamerGate and made it go viral. It was just some loser 4chan/incel YouTuber shit before then. They spammed him to get his attention because they knew he’s also a psycho loser and they wanted to make it go viral, and he did it. And it worked.

if you want to get into a sixteen-season television show that also incorporates a few seasons of other shows, the way i got introduced was: The Trial of Tim Heidecker, which is on youtube here:

Anything can be misleading if you’re willing to be misled

Tomorrow, the Washington Post Tech Guild enters effects and decisional bargaining over the company’s illegal attempted layoffs of 76 of our colleagues. Our goal is to secure the best possible deal for our members: both those who want to stay and those who choose to leave.

Gotta say that this is some extremely creepy language. And the argument basically is... that if the prevent people from treating gender dysphoria (adults, in this case), that they'll just... stop having it? That's not at all how any of this works.

i can't stand nextdoor but i think it's fascinating that out of 137 commenters about 120 are like "yeah it sucks to drive in dc" and the handful remaining are patiently explaining that the one weird trick to not getting tickets is to stop driving like an asshole

I run a fantasy baseball league with a ~unique~ scoring system. Here are the top hitters and pitchers from 2025 😬

This is the stupidest g.d. thing I have read all day.

as someone who has a really strict pro-social code for herself: it’s hard to convince people to obey the social contract in the name of fairness and honesty when literally every interaction every American has with ANY system is designed with the intent of screwing them over for money

Windows sucks so bad my cat keeps hitting the Teams key which seems to be intended to trick you into opening Teams by accident

no it’s good

"This probably sounds like nightmare fuel to many, but to wealthy VCs and AI and crypto entrepreneurs it’s the next gold rush." is the quote of our time

I just sent this email to the news director at NBC4 Washington about the unprofessional and disrespectful way they handled publishing the body camera footage of the DOGE raid on the US Institute of Peace that was obtained via my FOIA lawsuit:

this is what society gets for stigmatizing drugs and sex because now some adults are experiencing euphoric feelings for the first time ever from their computers and defining it as celestial and otherworldly and not for what it is - another chemical reaction in the brain

do i think people at anthropic think claude is people? wouldn’t surprise me. but polymarket is a casino trying to cosplay as the news to thwart the regulation it warrants

I know it won’t last (paradox hasn’t even played yet) but I’m still proud of this moment

I really hope it’s not coming back

If anyone is up for boosting, Bandcamp is holding a fundraiser for the Trans Continental Pipeline to help trans people escape from Kansas!

I think one of the things that bothers me the most about the way Polymarket presents itself to the world is that it's adopted the language of journalism to make itself sound more legitimate. Like look at this post from yesterday morning incorrectly "projecting" the winner.

hello Ranch!

Here's my hands on with the MacBook Neo, it feels great! But 8GB RAM/256GB storage is going to be hard to live with www.engadget.com/computing/la...