If Spain are real ones they’ll ignore this asshole

Boo this man

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ABSOLUTE CHIMNEYS

BALL DONT LIE

Hey so how was that a foul

🙌 ARG 0 - 0 ESP

That’s a blatant yellow

La final pausa de hidratación

They had the opportunity for the Muppets to be backup dancers to Shakira and missed it.

*spins wheel* The Muppets will open for *spins wheel* BTS, who will segue to *spins wheel* Ted Lasso

So that was…weird

Shakira

Okay now the REAL halftime show has started

What is happening with this halftime show

Penultimate pausa

Biggest sporting event in over 30 years and we’re hosting it in a parking lot.

So we’re all rooting against Argentina, right?

Yeah gonna need this one

Second half turned into a barn burner

England losing might be the funniest thing to ever happen

Dude France what are y’all doing

Lmao England are pissed about losing

What a beautiful strike

Lmaoooooooo

Fuck off. If anything is "millennial", it's those cool transparent colors our iMacs, Gameboys, and Tamagotchis came in. No fucking millennial likes the house flipper grey. Call it a millennial paint job when I can see through the exterior of a car because it's Glacier Purple like my GBA.

Fucccck they got him with the Gun That Makes You Italian

Congrats to Spain on getting control of Andorra for the next few years.

saw a truck for a company called Absolute Chimneys and I can’t stop saying that to myself as if I’m an English soccer announcer calling a free kick that sailed over the crossbar

ICE killed another person.

Congrats to Andorra on making the Semifinals.

bastille day references the storming of the bastille in 1789, a pivotal historical event that's commemorated by an annual national holiday in

Might be controversial: Tadej Pogačar is insanely good.

That’ll do it

Omg

WHAT A SAVE

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Told you

Confusión de Identidad

Wait for the VARgentina

I think Anrés Cantor was excited about that one

Norway won in our hearts

Ah the great evil persists

Chimneys of the absolute variety

Taking Haaland off?!

Justice!