COLLEGE KICKERS (complimentary)

Men [Republicans] will literally do anything [shut down the government] instead of going to therapy [releasing the Epstein files]

Spent the last decade reading conservative blogs use the word "Orwellian" more than they used the word "the" and now they're literally just saying "War is Peace" out loud in front of everybody.

I fully understand how difficult it is to remain focused on any one particular atrocity but this really ought to be a serious scandal and people need to pay heavy prices for this

This man is not well.

Ayyyyee

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Trump administration: pro running over babies in strollers. www.rawstory.com/trump-267403...

when you're the frequent flyer / flightaware freak in your marriage and your spouse is flying without you

Good.

Luckily, Baylor vs Team That Just Fired Their Coach has never gone poorly!

Is this supposed to be a threat? They did this exact thing while the government was open

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

If they had a right-wing, “tough-on-crime” coded mayor there would be endless national profiles about him and how he finally brought sanity back to Chicago.

NEW WIRED led the way in reporting on Elon Musk's efforts to dismantle the US government. My colleagues and I spoke to 100s of employees at dozens of agencies to understand what happened. This is the definitive story of DOGE as told by those who experienced it www.wired.com/story/oral-h...

ICE shooter Joshua Jahn's politics aren't what's being reported, three longtime former friends tell me. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/the-ice-sh...

Shut up, Nazi.

I’m sorry, the message was literally “ANTI-ICE” written in pen?

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

New Futurama is hitting

Döner wrapper

🙃

Go Bears

WHAT A PUNT

Bearssss

Beautiful kick

Not scran.

Last man standing in Baku

Oh no Rutgers

TULSAAAAA

Oklahoma State is just so bad

WTF was that sentient hurricane tornado thing

I think he's onto something with this Paul comparison. Modern scholars have concluded all of Charlie Kirk's bad quotes were actually said in his name decades later by pseudepigraphic podcasters who merely looked like him

Hey quick question, what does the "fa" stand for

Oh Texans

Disgusted to hear just now that Israel launched a massive air and ground campaign to occupy Gaza City, following illegal strikes on Syria and Qatar. This kills civilians. This kills hostages. All paid for by your tax dollars. www.axios.com/2025/09/15/i...

Some personal news: I've been fired from the Washington Post in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk shooting. Thread incoming. substack.com/@karenattiah...

Somebody in this walmart parking lot is living right

It is LOUD in Minnesota

oh ok this is one of those "Notre Dame tries to see if they can kill all their fans" seasons

Bruuuuh

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Just insane stuff happening in South Bend

Aggie player down in South Bend does not look to be moving.

Hearing reports of Irish.