...𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝟮𝟬 𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗨𝗧𝗘𝗦 My new response to...well...anything.

Wait...Tim Heidecker of InfoWars may think Alex Jones exploded, but another listener suspects that he's Bozo, and he might be on to something!!

Last night my dream was frustrating. Studio lead 1/3 my age showing me features he felt I should incorporate into my, silo-ed, work flow. I cut him off saying "In my experience artists are not level designers." I think I lost that *dream* job. At least it wasn't a teaching dream.

Honestly, I think fireworks are a waste of money. I'm not a curmudgeon. It's a lot of expense. And there is potential for fire. Anyway........

"User expressed desire to die." All in all the Starlink Ai Assistant is quite helpful. I don't remember discussing suicide.

The new InfoWars site, which is insane and heavily influenced by shawarma machines, will debut later on tonight at theonion.info. Here's a sneak peek from FastCompany.

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You give to one campaign. One. And you are then on the list for every single campaign for the rest of your life. I will never give again.

I have an update on Betty, the only person I’ve ever posted a GFM for because I know her so well. She desperately needs our help. If you can lend a hand, it would be greatly appreciate it. If not, I completely understand. A repost reaches far and wide, and it’s free. gofund.me/c20d8437e

Congratulations, you obnoxious, unruly, out-of-control shit, your parents dumped you in reform school rather than deal with you. (Not the flex you think it is, Siesta Satan.)

What would the slur Pocahontas sound like if he had a massive stroke while saying it?

I mowed the lawn (okay, part of it) at 11:30 AM in NW Louisiana. It's not the heat. It's the what-in-the- f@?#!ng-hell-humidity!!!

ABC Begging Viewers To Save ‘The View’ From Kim Jong Sh*tler, So That’s Dystopian www.wonkette.com/p/abc-beggin... By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com

We *don't* arrest men who sexually abused children with Jeffrey Epstein because Donald Trump is guilty and scared. But we *do* arrest men who simply place their hand in the Reflecting Pool because Donald Trump is angry and embarrassed.

Let's never forget that the complete unredacted Epstein Files have not been released as the Epstein Transparency Act requires.

“During the press conference, Talarico criticized Paxton’s handling of the case, saying, ‘Ken Paxton had the chance to protect a child. Instead, he protected a predator. I find that unconscionable, and I think most Texans do, too.’” www.fox44news.com/news/local-n...

I wonder if anyone would purchase a piece of history?

The peeling of the blue paint comes just days after the pool started turning green due to the return of algae—something Trump had criticized his predecessors for failing to address.

Pantone 582 - Pickle Green Seems appropriate.

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“He threw 300 BILLION dollars at them to get them to agree to go back to the way things were before his stupid war.” “Only—get this—they now can make money off of the Strait of Hormuz. And know all they have to do is block traffic and Donald will throw more money at them.” “Art of the f-ing Deal!”

Feels like a metaphor for the administration

Beautiful inside and out. The repeated attempts to demean Michelle Obama say nothing about her and everything about the people making those comments.

EWWW.

Perfect response from Jamie Foxx

@seanferrick.bsky.social LOL. The speed of the Enterprise C into the anomaly. LOL.

The newly renovated Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool seems unable to escape an old scourge: algae blooming in the shallow water. The construction project was part of Trump’s sprawling plan to spruce up the capital ahead of the nation’s 250th anniversary.

@staatenlos.bsky.social - @muellershewrote.com - take the tarp - just like #berlinwall - sell pieces - hell of a fundraiser for the #kennedycenter! #Auction off the letters.

The world's first trillionaire received 38 Billion Dollars from the US government. But, no, we won't have enough money to pay for school lunches for your kids. Or give you healthcare. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Posted. With no context.

Paxton is disgusting.

“Brad Paisley, a Grammy Award-winning American country music singer and songwriter, urged his followers to sign a petition to stop the construction of a 69,000-square-foot data center that would be 50 yards from the Nashville Zoo, which he called “an absolute nightmare scenario”

Susan Collins is corrupt as fuck.

Reminder Ken Paxton who is running for Senate in Texas pardoned his friend who was in jail for raping a boy for years. Oh well, let's move on.

There is an effective vaccine for Ebola — but not for the variety spreading rapidly in the Democratic Republic of Congo. Trials are going on for several candidates. How long will it take?

The Last Ship, the first musical to be staged at New York's Metropolitan Opera, inspired by Sting's childhood growing up in the shadow of a shipyard. n.pr/4eotzrl

Kenny sold out Texas and Texans countless times, vote for Talarico vote for TEXAS

Enjoy the bagels. What is a similar saying? Surely not let them eat cake.

Bessent describing the Trump part he wants on the currency.

In honor of the true heroes on this Memorial Day, I fixed it. #DonaldTrump #MemorialDay

Buh bye.

Here’s a thought — Maybe these people don’t deserve to be handsomely rewarded? (From NPR)

Who wore it better?

Stephen Colbert ended his final episode of The Late Show while singing "Hello, Goodbye" with Paul McCartney on the Ed Sullivan stage that made The Beatles mega stars.

Watch Stephen Colbert's show and then never watch CBS again. Make em feel it.

CBS thinks they canceled Stephen Colbert. CBS actually canceled themselves.