now it's time to stand in the rain for two hours and watch the Halifax Wanderers disappoint me

can't wait to watch the Suns play basketball

watching Tottenham Hotspur

doing some research

can't wait to be on my deathbed and have some distant relative I've never met with a chat gpt subscription run a shitty photo of my parents when they were 30 through some video ai stupid shit to talk to me while I'm totally fucked up and immobile saying "hello son. you're dying now. that's mid"

As called by Denis Casavant on TVA Sports:

Mama mia

Thomas Frank...du er under overvågning for svindel, bror.

enjoy your lunch

This dual sporting director thing feels like Mad Men season 3 when Pete and Ken are each made head of accounts and then find out they're sharing the job

Diabolical fits

thinking about my good friend W. Ron Trosper

15 years of every C suite going “we need to fire the skilled workers and do more internet” and this is how every business works now.

And now I'm just spelunking around and here's this Facebook post by Kaleb Horton from September 2017. It was three months after MTV dumped its freelancers. I'm sure it would have been a piece there; instead he posted this on FB just to have it written out: Toys 'R' Us as societal microcosm.

Thomas Frank...du er under overvågning for svindel, bror.

We're approaching "wand of a right foot" alert with Archie Gray

what da heck Palinha

Big Star Monday

Jeg elsker kampbold

professor x looking into wolverines mind and seeing that he has eaten 12,000 hot dogs in his life and going oh my god

@hoaagie.bsky.social u good m8?

Not watching Tottenham today because we've got an electric Northern Super League matchup between the Halifax Tides and Ottawa Rapid happening here

Is Joao Palinha Thomas Frank's binky? We will be monitoring this story

Nirvana the Band the Show the Movie is good

Press F to shake fist at an uncaring god

Everyone is talking about the Lewis Family Trust pushing Levy out but what if the Turfies have finally had their revenge?

fare thee well

BOMBA

It's deadline day for transferring pesto to jars

Can't believe I went to just listen to this outdoor Creed concert in Halifax and they had a roadie, who's an Alabama fan, come out to give a message about how the university where Creed was founded did something that day that they hadn't done in 23 years

what the fuck man

watching Tottenham

Xavi Simons official?

I get annoyed by Tottenham's incompetence but it really can't measure up to what a fkn jabroni Ishbia is

You know what the best part of my day is? It's for about 10 seconds from when I wake up and go to check my phone. Because I think maybe I'll get up there and I'll unlock my phone and Spurs will have signed a good player.

ME: (texting my gen z coworker as our cfo struggles to figure out how to screenshare) get a load of this boomer GEN Z COWORKER: (quickly clicking over from the other group chat where they're roasting the huge gob of blue cheese dressing that's been dripping down my chin all meeting) haha totally

Three points and we beat City yet again?

Phil Foden with a horrific barnet

more like James Trashford

Let's be having it lads

JOHNSON AGAIN

this friggin' club

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today is a good day because I'm going to go see P'tit Belliveau youtu.be/IKg3dsc90-A?...

Attention Johan, Fabio and Daniel

Tinpot, Mickey Mouse cup. Just the final pre season warmup