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Americans are stupid disgusting cattle. Which I revere as holy.

Important to remember at all times that conservatives really do think antifa is a thing, and really do think that Soros et al is funding it. In my opinion? Make them even more scared of the “antifa boogeyman”

There will never be a scenario where this is worth it. All for some people who don’t have the right paperwork, to be here? Please.

Start suing ICE agents. One by one by one @governor.ny.gov @govpritzker.illinois.gov @governor.ca.gov

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

The concept of legal and illegal, citizen versus non-citizen, is stupid. Toss the border wide open and THEN detain/arrest people if they do crimes. Otherwise no worries.

I don’t think I will be listening to Donald Trump or his allies for medical advice

There is no peace and national reconciliation possible in the wake of this wreckage that does not include Stephen Miller spending a significant chunk of his life behind bars for his role in these state-sanctioned crimes. It's non-negotiable.

many people love to look at the horrific mistakes of the past and think “we should try that again”

and that position is clear: immigrants are good; undocumented migration is a bureaucracy issue, not a criminal one; the department that enforces these rules has behaved in a criminal, inhumane, and racist manner and we can't keep handing presidents this loaded gun. Time to get rid of DHS

a tweet i saw that really opened my third eye said basically that there's no such thing as red states and blue states, there's just states where the big city/ies that everyone else hates are a big enough portion of the population to dominate politics and states where they aren't

Counterpoint: ICE agents are not even people, and shouldn’t be treated like they have rights

DEBT GO UP! DEBT GO UP! WOO MONEY PRINTER GO BRRRRR

We need some lawsuits brought over this, pronto

I have the solution to the USA government. The president must, by constitutional law, not be of the same party as whatever party controls the majority of the supreme court, the senate, and the house. If these 3 are not all the same party, then you have 2 presidents from diff parties …

Consider how few anecdotes it took for the media to declare a Free Speech on Campus crisis. Every day we get more evidence that the Republican Party is teeming with white supremacists yet elite institutions refuse to frame this as a crisis that needs the nation’s attention.

The average american voter is probably the best argument against democracy there is

Just realized that assuming the whole party/enough states don’t actually try to make him dictator, and also the economy or some other big policy doesn’t completely implode, the GOP primaries in 2028 will be a Trump glazing contest and absolutely nothing more than that. Already embarrassed for them.

30 arrests connected to the No Kings rallies, 29 of them were pro-Trump agitators trying unsuccessfully to pick fights. The 30th was a demonstrator in Fairhope, AL, who wore an inflatable penis that police deemed obscene, but that the arraigning magistrate concluded (correctly) was funny.

The choice cannot be between "win every election from here until forever" or maga fascism. Liberalism will need to fight for structural permanence just as aggressively as fascism does.

Gotta be honest: just about the only issue I care about in the Dem primary is who will expand SCOTUS, bankrupt the Trump Family, deport Musk, and do whatever it takes to toss Stephen Miller in prison.

you think it's "gay" to be associated with anything left of center ... *opens manilla envelope* ... and yet, on jan 21, 2025 ... *slides 8x10 photo across table* ... you wore the tutti frutti

Welcome to Dorktown Mayor, Shohei Ohtani

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If they won’t write it, I’ll write it. First order of business: nobody can have more than $500,000 dollars. Nobody can have less than $100,000 dollars. Second order: all prices are fixed forever

Updating my LEGO White House

I feel very strongly that the new stupid ballroom should *not* be torn down. I believe the next Dem President should, a week after taking office, have a Drag Queen Story Hour there, and then use it for a rotating exhibit of Black/Latin/East Asian/African/Queer art. We're going full troll, people.

Doing T2 thumbs up as MAGA guys dump me into volcano

mildly controversial take: I think the preoccupation of some liberals in extending the franchise to non-citizens is wrongheaded and chasing the wrong ball, the actual both politically easiest and more normatively substantive cause is making naturalization easier.

Citizenship is expensive and time consuming to get! It should be made WAY easier.

Russia has been playing the USA like a fiddle for over a decade now

Anyway president Xi I don’t vibe with your anti-free speech behavior but I otherwise like the stability of China, if you’re reading this please come help me defect at any time

I think the ballroom should be kept by the next administration, but completely renovated so it doesn’t look tacky and ugly. Think skylights, wood panelling, arched.

For the record: all of these are good IF moderated a bit, to a lot. Except the religion thing. It makes no sense to only get rid of two, instead of all of them.

Did my occasional check-in on what the conservatives are thinking and/or worried about. As usual, they imagine the Democrats to be far more cool and interesting than they actually are:

i like no kings cuz it makes a bunch of different types of annoying people mad

Old age alert! FoxTrot debuted in newspapers 37 years ago today. Thanks to everyone who has supported my work and let me do this for so long!

Bill Amend is on Bluesky?? And he has correct political opinions??!? This makes my whole month! Hell yes! For those who do not know, Foxtrot is his creation, and it is the second-best newspaper comic strip of all time. [Behind of course, the literally flawless Calvin and Hobbes.]

Happy Pumpkin Pi season! Obligatory annual reminder: magnets of this strip are available at store.foxtrot.com if you're interested…

Vibe check on open war in Venezuela? We know there’s clandestine war, clearly

I don’t care if the cease fire holds. It is clear Israel is rotten. It must be dismantled.

No Kings is like an order of magnitude bigger than the civil rights movement, if you want to place it on a scale of historically notable activism. What’s your plan though? I’m all ears!

one way to reshuffle the deck is to prosecute everyone else who committed a crime for Trump, and to ban gerrymandering. the former hollows out the party infrastructure and the second means that the people who win Republican legislative elections cannot win the general.

METAL FROM THE '00s: I am in a cage, a cage of girl feelings METAL FROM THE '80s: a pharaoh has cursed you, your shit is fucked now

a key reason they see an opening for such a blatant speech crackdown is that they already did one to Palestinian and anti-genocide activists and it got enthusiastic bipartisan approval

a big reason companies are caving this hard is that they're banking on hunkering down for the next 3.5 years and then coasting by when the dust settles Democrats need to make it very clear that there will be future consequences for defecting in this prisoner's dilemma

The blowjob brothers are on the case

He had a stroke and covered it up.

Any and all acts of violence, regardless of context, are inherently right wing, by the way