Tidy darts. Word Grid #542 🌌🌌🦄 🟪🦄🟪 🌌🌌🌌 Rarity: 0.65 wordgrid.clevergoat.com 🐐

Jimmy Stiff. 💔 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Flora is taking Gotcha Day firmly in her stride. No fuss here dad. #cats #gotchaday

#duolingo #500days

Chloe's work is absolutely stunning. Get yourself something nice.

🎶 Right now I am an Antichrist I am an anarchist Don't know what I want, but I know how to get it I wanna destroy the passers by 🎶 #popeleo #anarchyintheuk #sexpistols

Went to a party, I danced all night I drank sixteen beers and I started up a fight But now I'm jaded, you're out of luck I'm rolling down the stairs, too drunk to fuck #deadkennedys #toodrunktofuck

Tommy Robinson is a Christian in much the same way as Peter Sutcliffe was a feminist.

Feels like a solid performance that. Word Grid #541 🦄🦄🌌 🦄🦄🟪 🦄🦄🌌 Rarity: 0.39 wordgrid.clevergoat.com 🐐

@theednawatkins.bsky.social Gig Night GIg Night Edna's gig night I hope the bands are banging And that your evening isn't shite

Anyway. Hello.

While I'm not quite at the point of losing my house, the harm ai has done to my animation work income is huge, like 80% gone and it makes me wonder how many freelance artists and animators ARE losing everything while billionaire con men continue to rake it in.

Will take that. Word Grid #540 🟪🌌🟪 🟪🟪🦄 🟪🌌🟪 Rarity: 1.13 wordgrid.clevergoat.com 🐐

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Fog lights Fog lights You don't need fog lights It's sleeting, it's not foggy You moronic piece of shite

Getting quite into this one. Word Grid #537 🌌🌌🌌 🌌🌌🌌 🌌🌌🌌 Rarity: 0.60 wordgrid.clevergoat.com 🐐

Should probably let the cat out of the bag. (it's a perfectly cat safe bag and she has made it into a hammock nest for sleeping in.)

Olly Murs has got sparkly bird shit on his jacket.

Once played a game of catch with the little guy out of Diversity. Dropped him a couple of times though. #strictly

How you know the card shop you're in is on Teesside. What I liked was there were two of the same design of some of them - same card, but one "Mum" and one "Mam."

Not mentioned an alternative to Saturday Night Dance Twats this year, so here you go. "Early Worms with Phil & Anna" Anna Thomas and Phil Ellis present a (very loosely themed) breakfast programme. Where else could you hear the immortal line: "Thread worms. Like an ant farm in your arse."

"You've defamed me" "You fuck kids, Donald, do one"

@sparklymincepie.bsky.social Happiest of the happy birthdays!

Well erm yes.

Jokes about white sugar are quite common. Jokes about brown sugar? Demerara. (no idea where I got this joke from.)

Was in the foyer of my local leisure centre at 11am today and the 2 minute silence was interrupted by a guy in full body armour with a sword asking when the two minute silence would be because there was no clock in the Bushido practice room and none of them were wearing watches.

Need a new podcast? Try this one. It's everything you hope it will be. "The advice I give will have no merit, I just hope I don't make things worse." "Here's an excerpt from the book, contains the word "fuck" a lot, because I like saying "fuck" into a microphone." www.ill-advisedbybillnighy.com

I occasionally look on the local Facebook group. "Police at the BP station." Various comments about the town being full of scum, taking the piss out of police etc etc. Then someone posted "You're right, I am in BP and the police are in here. I'm standing behind them in the queue for Subway."

Just been to Sainsbury's. Put 6Music on. It was like something off Jazz Club. I turned 6Music off and drove in silence while my ears healed. "Shite!"

Just put some faeces in a post box if you wondered how my Monday is going.

This is how I’m going to look every time someone dislikes one of my posts.

The Big Dog is in. I've joined the @greenparty.org.uk and @zackpolanski.bsky.social ✊

This is utter bollocks. Please sign. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

www.facebook.com/share/p/19C1... My friend Mark Mardell was chucked off his Turkish Airlines flight at the weekend because he had Parkinson’s and his son had asked for assistance for him. (He’s written about it as a public post on Facebook but the link is proving hard to share outside,)

Found a webcam named after you.

Taking a time out. Think I've just run out of steam. Covid then holiday then back off holiday then bug then 2 jabs yesterday and feeling shit. Brain and body have had enough. Be back soon. Be kind to each other and fuck the government.

@andyparmo.co.uk happy birthday amigo!

You're welcome

Can confirm I feel like dogshit. The joys of two jabs on one day. Gets me every year.

Had me flu jab and Big Rona booster this morning. Was expecting a healthy debate over the covid, but not an eyebrow was raised.

Target Acquired. #gomez #bringiton #nationalalbumday #vinyl #vinyllove #record #recordcollector

This @zackpolanski.bsky.social chap is turning out to be quite formidable. www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/zac...

Evening. Thank fuck that week is over. Happy Weekend!

Well that's The Cure with @theednawatkins.bsky.social and @safers.bsky.social sorted then.

Evening. Been an odd day. But hope you are all goodly.

How the fuck did that happen. Unzoomed #636 1/6 🟢⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️ unzoomed.com

Sometimes @safers.bsky.social @theednawatkins.bsky.social and I will converse via email, usually with a subject that is a pun on the day of the week. Today I deviated. The email subject was "Some Cunt Hijacked my Coffee."

I've stopped short of calling someone a cunt today, and with hindsight I don't think the message will get through to them until I DO call them a cunt.

Apropos of nothing: is dogging only a British thing?