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Above average number of fingers. Below average number of teeth. Green as Fck. π
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about 1 hour ago
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Jimmy Stiff. π
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Reggae legend Jimmy Cliff dies, aged 81
The musician was known for hits like You Can Get It If You Really Want and I Can See Clearly Now.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj4qdren425o
about 2 hours ago
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Flora is taking Gotcha Day firmly in her stride. No fuss here dad.
#cats
#gotchaday
about 4 hours ago
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#duolingo
#500days
about 18 hours ago
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Chloe's work is absolutely stunning. Get yourself something nice.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 18 hours ago
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πΆ Right now I am an Antichrist I am an anarchist Don't know what I want, but I know how to get it I wanna destroy the passers by πΆ
#popeleo
#anarchyintheuk
#sexpistols
about 22 hours ago
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Went to a party, I danced all night I drank sixteen beers and I started up a fight But now I'm jaded, you're out of luck I'm rolling down the stairs, too drunk to fuck
#deadkennedys
#toodrunktofuck
1 day ago
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1 day ago
Tommy Robinson is a Christian in much the same way as Peter Sutcliffe was a feminist.
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Feels like a solid performance that. Word Grid #541 π¦π¦π π¦π¦πͺ π¦π¦π Rarity: 0.39
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1 day ago
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@theednawatkins.bsky.social
Gig Night GIg Night Edna's gig night I hope the bands are banging And that your evening isn't shite
2 days ago
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Anyway. Hello.
2 days ago
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HappyToast
2 days ago
While I'm not quite at the point of losing my house, the harm ai has done to my animation work income is huge, like 80% gone and it makes me wonder how many freelance artists and animators ARE losing everything while billionaire con men continue to rake it in.
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2 days ago
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3 days ago
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Word Grid #538 πͺπͺπ πͺπͺπͺ πͺπͺπ Rarity: 1.24
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4 days ago
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Fog lights Fog lights You don't need fog lights It's sleeting, it's not foggy You moronic piece of shite
4 days ago
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5 days ago
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Should probably let the cat out of theΒ bag. (it's a perfectly cat safe bag and she has made it into a hammock nest for sleeping in.)
5 days ago
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Olly Murs has got sparkly bird shit on his jacket.
8 days ago
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Once played a game of catch with the little guy out of Diversity. Dropped him a couple of times though.
#strictly
8 days ago
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How you know the card shop you're in is on Teesside. What I liked was there were two of the same design of some of them - same card, but one "Mum" and one "Mam."
8 days ago
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Not mentioned an alternative to Saturday Night Dance Twats this year, so here you go. "Early Worms with Phil & Anna" Anna Thomas and Phil Ellis present a (very loosely themed) breakfast programme. Where else could you hear the immortal line: "Thread worms. Like an ant farm in your arse."
9 days ago
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9 days ago
"You've defamed me" "You fuck kids, Donald, do one"
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@sparklymincepie.bsky.social
Happiest of the happy birthdays!
13 days ago
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Well erm yes.
13 days ago
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Jokes about white sugar are quite common. Jokes about brown sugar?Β Demerara. (no idea where I got this joke from.)
14 days ago
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1inhalfabillion
15 days ago
Was in the foyer of my local leisure centre at 11am today and the 2 minute silence was interrupted by a guy in full body armour with a sword asking when the two minute silence would be because there was no clock in the Bushido practice room and none of them were wearing watches.
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Need a new podcast? Try this one. It's everything you hope it will be. "The advice I give will have no merit, I just hope I don't make things worse." "Here's an excerpt from the book, contains the word "fuck" a lot, because I like saying "fuck" into a microphone."
www.ill-advisedbybillnighy.com
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15 days ago
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I occasionally look on the local Facebook group. "Police at the BP station." Various comments about the town being full of scum, taking the piss out of police etc etc. Then someone posted "You're right, I am in BP and the police are in here. I'm standing behind them in the queue for Subway."
16 days ago
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Just been to Sainsbury's. Put 6Music on. It was like something off Jazz Club. I turned 6Music off and drove in silence while my ears healed. "Shite!"
16 days ago
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Just put some faeces in a post box if you wondered how my Monday is going.
21 days ago
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This is how Iβm going to look every time someone dislikes one of my posts.
22 days ago
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The Big Dog is in. I've joined the
@greenparty.org.uk
and
@zackpolanski.bsky.social
β
23 days ago
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This is utter bollocks. Please sign.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
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Petition: Continue Parental Responsibility Automatically when disabled children turn 18
Change the law to automatically allow parents or carers to retain parental responsibility when their disabled child turns 18, if the child lacks capacity and remains in the parentβs care. We think thi...
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26 days ago
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28 days ago
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My friend Mark Mardell was chucked off his Turkish Airlines flight at the weekend because he had Parkinsonβs and his son had asked for assistance for him. (Heβs written about it as a public post on Facebook but the link is proving hard to share outside,)
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Found a webcam named after you.
30 days ago
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Taking a time out. Think I've just run out of steam. Covid then holiday then back off holiday then bug then 2 jabs yesterday and feeling shit. Brain and body have had enough. Be back soon. Be kind to each other and fuck the government.
about 1 month ago
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@andyparmo.co.uk
happy birthday amigo!
about 1 month ago
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You're welcome
about 1 month ago
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Can confirm I feel like dogshit. The joys of two jabs on one day. Gets me every year.
about 1 month ago
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Had me flu jab and Big Rona booster this morning. Was expecting a healthy debate over the covid, but not an eyebrow was raised.
about 1 month ago
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Target Acquired.
#gomez
#bringiton
#nationalalbumday
#vinyl
#vinyllove
#record
#recordcollector
about 1 month ago
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This
@zackpolanski.bsky.social
chap is turning out to be quite formidable.
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Zack Polanski prompts right-winger meltdown on live TV
Zack Polanski prompted a right-wing meltdown from Daily Express columnist Carol Malone on national TV.
https://www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/zack-polanski-carole-malone-jeremy-vine-show-399314/
about 1 month ago
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Evening. Thank fuck that week is over. Happy Weekend!
about 1 month ago
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Well that's The Cure with
@theednawatkins.bsky.social
and
@safers.bsky.social
sorted then.
about 1 month ago
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Evening. Been an odd day. But hope you are all goodly.
about 1 month ago
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How the fuck did that happen. Unzoomed #636 1/6 π’βͺοΈβͺοΈβͺοΈβͺοΈβͺοΈ
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Unzoomed
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about 1 month ago
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Sometimes
@safers.bsky.social
@theednawatkins.bsky.social
and I will converse via email, usually with a subject that is a pun on the day of the week. Today I deviated. The email subject was "Some Cunt Hijacked my Coffee."
about 1 month ago
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I've stopped short of calling someone a cunt today, and with hindsight I don't think the message will get through to them until I DO call them a cunt.
about 1 month ago
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Apropos of nothing: is dogging only a British thing?
about 1 month ago
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