I've never been to the US, yet I know the American people better than their current President... 🫤

From Jason Engenberg:

Elections, 2026. Thanks, Unsupreme Court!

Purchased this 7 years ago. Filter stopped up NO replacement parts available, anywhere. Cuisinart doesn't expect their products to last much past 5 years, so screw you customer. I finally got it clean by putting it in my ultrasonic jewelry cleaner for an hour. Tell me your genius move.

Disney's new CEO, whose pay package is worth nearly $45M, just announced 1,000 layoffs. Reminder that Disney paid an effective federal income tax rate of ZERO in 2025 and aims to buy back $7B of its own stock in 2026. This is what corporate greed looks like.

Protesters staged noise demo through the rich Seattle neighborhood of #Laurelhurst that lobbied against noisy helicopters flying sick and injured kids over their mansions to Children's Hospital. 🤪 It got a bit noisy.

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What exactly is McDonald's value proposition anymore? The food isn't good. It isn't cheap. It isn't fast. It isn't consistent.

If your baby bleeds to death because of your ignorance, you should be charged with manslaughter. You anti-vaccine idiots can ruin your own lives, but not other people’s. www.propublica.org/article/more...

Attention all men. More of this, please.

"If you give the rich tax breaks, they'll lower prices for everyone else." No, they won't. Want proof? Every single MLB team owner is in the richest 0.1% and receives hundreds of thousands of dollars in tax breaks every year. And it now costs an average $225 to attend a game.

So wrong.

ZERO 👇 LIES DETECTED HERE.....

Senator Mike Lee Of Utah Was Calling It "A Nightmare On Walz Street", referring To Governor Walz So Not Only Does Chump Gloat When Rob Reiner or Robert Mueller Dies,He Expects Civility From Everyone, Except Himself.......

I think this is 100% correct.

I hate it when the Second Amendment ruins the First Amendment’s dinner!

Real... You can't make this Sh*t Up..🤡

Golf is "a good walk ruined". I think I have a way to spice up the game. 1. Stop watering & feeding the grass. This would not only provide a challenge but save water & not pollute water ways. See #2 below.

Imagine if you had full access to the Epstein Files ,you could actually save lives and the global economy with one little “Oops”

Lock her up!!!!!

Celebratory dance in Hungary

Wishing I was dancing with them.

I pray for Israel, may they be treated exactly how they've treated the Palestinians. Nothing more, nothing less.

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Could we do a Truman Show situation where we build a fake Oval Office where he watches AI created fake news about himself and let him believe he's still president and tweet the hours away and meanwhile we can impeach him and move on...I'm not sure he'd know the difference

Lying from the White House Podium is now a family tradition.

Check that fine print #Mississippi...

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Everything 🍊 touches dies. Not always a terrible thing.

Happy Confederate Surrender Day!!

TEXANS: Call you U.S. Senators and your Congressional representatives TODAY and demand that #Congress invokes the #25thAmendment over #DonaldTrumps treat to inflict GENOCIDE on 91 million in #Iran👇 John Cornyn: 972-239-1310 Ted Cruz: 214-599-8749 Beth Van Duyne: 972-966-5500 (My rep in TX-24)

💯 DARVO

Iran hits back on social media.

This is a no-brainer.

Expect to be unable to drive. Expect mandatory days off work. Expect to not be able to fly anywhere. Expect shortages on all basic goods. Get prepping now. Don't forget to stock up on food for your pets. People always forget that one.

Well, well… If the 14th amendment was not meant for modern immigrants, then the 2nd amendment was not meant for modern arms. #truth

Where are the Epstein Files?

If America was a decent place filled with decent people, Trump wouldn’t have even made it on the ballot in any state in 2016.

Honestly, I think the US became a failed state when they decided guns were more important than their own children and we’re just watching the end.

RUBIO: “Imagine if Iran spent billions on its people instead of weapons... They’d have a much different country.”🤔😕 Unreal. @marcorubio Do you even hear yourselves? Your shameless hypocrisy is killing us

In addition to the hypocrisy, this obscene display of wealth by someone who skirts paying taxes is disgusting in a country that claims not to be able to afford to feed or cure its children. "Make 1789's France Great Again."

A new contender for best headline

"Star Trek was always political, but it wasn't preachy."

Besties forever… “I got you” 😭