Wrigley Field North my ass. This is Miller Park South

Hi, I’d like one fucking thing to go right for me once in a while.

Local journalism is incredibly important and should be supported and protected at all costs.

Engelbert Humperdinck

The corpse of Victor Caratini?

Smackdown is so far behind Raw right now and it’s not even close

I'm something of a fan of statistics myself

Aaron Ashby is the best pitcher in Major League Baseball

I can’t believe the corpse of Jack Morris is blowing this game for the Twins

Hey, uh, don’t block the base

Brewers are in town, so I'm at Target Field. Milwaukee fans are going to put up Wilt Chamberlain numbers on these $2 beers.

Boomers: “There are so many jobs out there I don’t think understand why the youth can’t get jobs.” Me, a youth with 10 years of experience applying for a job I’m well qualified for, not even getting a rejection from a real human

Yellich's back: - takes an integral player of the lineup - causes fans anxiety - makes Murph play inferior players Backstreet's back: - alright.

One of the worst parts about living in the Midwest is people just ignoring who has the right away because they’re trying to be nice

Bears and Vikings both gold package games lmao

I tried to but my peach tree has only bloomed once and I couldn’t even get anything because the deer ate everything before they ripened

For those of you who thought Josh would make the parks more affordable I told you so

Need the @pitchingninja.com bend the knee gif for that Andujar strike out

Big turning point in that game was the 9th inning HR by the Padres

Genuinely curious what Miller’s slider looks like out of the hand because he’s absolutely just hanging them and fooling the Brewers

Murph playing 4D chess sending up Miller’s former catcher in El Gary to face him

Abner just blew the game against a guy with a -2.6 career WAR btw

With Patrick and Drohan in the pen now, Ashby should be closing imo

Abner buddy

What the fuck are you doing there Jackson

Jacob Misiorowski is unreal

Kind of a bullshit slide by Tatis there

www.therecombobulationarea.news/p/alas-the-l... Perfectly said. This guy has always sucked, and my eyes rolled fully to the back of my head the moment I saw he was running.

Can’t wait to celebrate my daughters first birthday hungover and facedown in a plate of mashed potatoes because the Packers had me drinking the night before

It’s really shame that Sproat isn’t better so we can call him the Sproat Goat

I genuinely don’t think Sproat knows where the ball is going to go once it leaves his hand

David Buntmilton

Brandon Sproat should be a reliever and Chad Patrick should be a starter

JOEY DID SOMETHING

Joey Ortiz trying to kill Turang to save his job

Aubrey Huff just had a massive coronary

"Shams" is a funny name for a guy who always gets Giannis trade rumors wrong.

Let’s stop pretending it’s not Cyclone by Baby Bash alternatively Crank That

TUUUUUUURAAAAAAAAAANG

I’ve worn this top I crocheted to three games now and people are constantly stopping me to ask where I got it/did I make it and I feel like such a smug asshole when I say “why yes, I did make this. I even embroidered the patch.”

I was not aware the corpse of Paul Goldschmidt still played baseball

JOEY ORTIZ HAS AN EXTRA BASE HIT

I was just targeted an ad for a “hydrogen water plunge” We really are living in Idiocracy

i’ll be honest, i am stunned by this. i did not think boats were real. wouldn’t they just sink in the water

Acolyte deserves a second season

A brewers home run? On the road?? In this economy???

Yeah but what actually happens INSIDE the Met Gala?

Same energy #WWERaw

Monday Night Raw getting Oba Femi, Joe Hendry, Javon Evans, Ethan Page, Sol Ruca, and Maxxine Dupri is kind of insane