Portia Kapraun
@portia.bsky.social
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Librarian. Noid lover. I live on a farm and post a lot of photos of my pets.
So relatable: they make it all the way around the moon and back, then get stuck unable to make a phone call.
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Kate Sosin
about 11 hours ago
I bring you the most important reporting of my career.
19thnews.org/2026/04/fdr-...
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The wild saga of FDR’s $1 million gay military sex sting
In 1919, before he was president, Franklin Delano Roosevelt approved a secret operation that led senators to say he should never be allowed to hold public office.
https://19thnews.org/2026/04/fdr-navy-military-gay-sex-sting-history/
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Morning walk. 🐕
about 13 hours ago
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Jeremy C. Shipp
3 days ago
Hey Bluesky, I could use some help spreading the word about my Big Cartel shop. Each of my creatures is designed and hand-sewn by me, and takes many hours to create.
jeremycreature.bigcartel.com
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Jeremy Creature
https://jeremycreature.bigcartel.com/
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Please enjoy Winchester's face upon discovering that you can combine apples and peanut butter.
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Winchester took me on a grand adventure.
6 days ago
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Update: we boarded at the rescheduled 9 pm. Taxied. Got on the runway. And they shut down all southbound flights due to weather. Sitting on an unmoving plane for the second time today.
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7 days ago
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In case anyone wondered how things are going at O'Hare, every United flight is super delayed and the passengers are feral.
7 days ago
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I'm in Minneapolis for work, but my husband is keeping me updated on how things are going at the farm. 😍
10 days ago
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No ICE at the Decatur, IL airport, just free parking and free coffee.
11 days ago
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This poor guy spent one day at the boarder and has been sleeping pretty much since I picked him up this morning.
15 days ago
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Why does Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson have my haircut?
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18 days ago
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Winchester say goooood morning!
21 days ago
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Tiny little tomato seedlings.
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I'm looking for a graphic designer to make a logo for a small farm. Anyone have any suggestions?
21 days ago
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I'm looking for a graphic designer to make a logo for a small farm. Anyone have any suggestions?
21 days ago
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Winchester meets the new porch goose. Will their relationship be fair...or fowl?
23 days ago
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Hildur Knútsdóttir
27 days ago
Am I just going to keep resharing this post until everyone on Bluesky has seen it? Probably.
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Someone is very upset that it is cold and windy outside.
25 days ago
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kelly jensen
27 days ago
A reminder if you're in Illinois and this is on your ballot this week, vote NO. It's written to be intentionally deceiving. The blue counties on this map are where the item is on the ballot:
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Weirdest church bathroom ever.
27 days ago
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Taking this day to box up all of my unneeded men.
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about 1 month ago
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What could this headband possibly mean?
about 1 month ago
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Me looking stoically and thoughtfully through the cost spreadsheet my husband has put together for starting a small farm: Mmhm. Mmhm. Yes. Looks good. FLAME WEEDER?! TELL ME MORE! Him: I knew you'd perk up at that one. 🙄 🔥 🔥🔥
about 1 month ago
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Soren Spicknall
about 1 month ago
I'm organizing a bunch of tools that belonged to a family member who passed away, and I'm having a Cow Tools moment with these tiny ones - each about an inch long. The one on the right seems to be a clamp of some sort, but for what? The others are total mysteries. Anybody know what they are?
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Now I'll never be able to name my kid Markwayne.
about 1 month ago
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Nathan Holbert
about 1 month ago
Booty shaking, but(t) it’s school sanctioned.
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Razzball
about 1 month ago
A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty
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Randall Munroe
about 1 month ago
Little Red Dots
xkcd.com/3212/
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I made salt bread! I ate it too fast and forgot to get a photo of the hole in the center. Next one!
about 1 month ago
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Jamie Ford
about 1 month ago
History is littered with men who confused spectacle with statesmanship.
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Winchester says you are smashing it! He is proud of you!
about 1 month ago
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Winchester says you are smashing it! He is proud of you!
about 1 month ago
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Rav
about 2 months ago
White people taco night
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✨Elevated✨WHITE PEOPLE TACO NIGHT #momlife #dinner
YouTube video by Mai Zimmy
https://youtube.com/shorts/x-wKyc_lFRc?si=RIJ1HL3wPYD8EvDX
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How is it the chickens are better trained than the dog?
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about 2 months ago
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How is it the chickens are better trained than the dog?
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about 2 months ago
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Surprise Johnny Cash appearance on tonight's Columbo!
about 2 months ago
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I am. Somebody. Who is crying at this Sesame Street clip.
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about 2 months ago
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Juan Escalante
about 2 months ago
From Tr*mp’s White House to you 💌 Happy Valentine’s Day 💕
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Gabino Iglesias
about 2 months ago
This one came out before the election and…you know. Anyway, it got some amazing nods—Stoker, Locus, glowing NYT review, NPR—but never took off. Seeing it getting love this week for being 100% boricua? Yeah…agradecido. Oh, and it’s on sale! Mil gracias. Much love.
www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0316...
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Andrew Lawrence
about 2 months ago
tell it to the hague, buddy
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Winchester visited the lake.
about 2 months ago
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Sometimes the best sun is under the piano sun.
2 months ago
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So sleepy.
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Berkeley Public Library
2 months ago
*cough* Libraries! We love books, but even more, we love building community. You might be surprised to find out what kind of fun events we have at the library. Check it out at your local public library. 📚😍
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Winchester is a very chatty guy.
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2 months ago
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Southey Blanton
2 months ago
Later in the year if you care about public libraries like I do, then you can attend a public hearing about the county budget. Also, shoutout to
@prisonculture.bsky.social
for always speaking up for public libraries.
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Southey Blanton
2 months ago
I'm running to support public education in North Carolina. Public libraries are another integral part of our communities that are a public good. Our Alamance County Commissioners have been talking of yanking funding for or shutting down county libraries, and that can't happen.
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A former street gang member turned bespoke tailor, called Maslow's Hierarchy of Tweeds.
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