What does it mean when your doctors keep insisting you redo the cognitive exam

Controversial take but I agree that if you have even center left politics you should be barefoot wearing a barrel with suspenders. You should have a wallet with a single moth and nothing else in it. You should be slicing up a single bean paper thin and eating it slowly on a trash can lid

Can’t have SHIT

I don’t believe in Caleb Williams but I am a believer in that Bears defense.

The refs absolutely did their best to job the Nuggets in the fourth, but that last possession was every kind of fucked up by Jamal. The inbound, the near turnover, and the hesitation on the final shot. Just ugly.

Bruh I will never forgive the Nuggets for this bullshit (I will forgive them immediately because I am a Denver sports simp)

I really didn’t need this game to get interesting in the fourth tbh. I was totally content with the Nuggets winning by 15.

Who is the next starter to leave the line up for a few months? Taking bets.

Skeet of the year material

Don't you know that evangelicals are allowed to just vaguely hand-wave at the Bible to support whatever ridiculous, stupid, and bigoted opinions they want to have? It is the universal get out of jail free card. As in "I have a religious objection to vaccines" Really? Can you articulate it?

BREAKING: Here’s the 60 Minutes Segment Trump and CBS News Executives Don’t Want You to See Video (no paywall): bit.ly/4qn6Jn5

USS Epstein

If you VPN into Canada you can watch the 60 Minutes CECOT story here (for now). Global TV appears to have posted the original tape by accident watch.globaltv.com/series/2893d...

Now seems like a swell time to point out that Frontline just released this excellent 11-minute mini-documentary about what happened inside CECOT.

Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:

Jags are for real, man. Went to Denver and kicked the dog shit out of them.

Sean Payton is the worst good coach in the league. Like he’s definitely a top 5 HC but he is also the most infuriating player caller and situational football guy I’ve ever seen.

Broncos getting absolutely jobbed by the refs today

Its why I never want to hear about bipartisanship ever again. The right never compromises with the left, so why concede progressive momentum to those losers?

Spencer Jones might be the greatest nugget

End of an era. CBS used to be a respected news hub.

Maybe next year.

🐐

Would love someone to ask Adelman why his team sucks at home now.

Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.

JamALLSTAR Murray

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

If you read one U.S. president's remembrance of Rob Reiner today...

I’m just going to tell the story. Back in 2000 I was volunteering for the Gore campaign when he came along with Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Alfre Woodard and Dule Hill to a GOTV event here in MN. He ended up sitting down across from me stuffing his envelopes.

The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff

Screenshotting this as a public service so no one who follows me has to hear Fallon's voice. Given his reach and his reputation as America's harmless bedtime chuckle buddy, I'm really not sure there's a worse person in mass media. Just a cynical soulless hack.

Leon Kennedy going 27 years without changing his look suggests he may be on the spectrum.

pals you gotta quit spotify

Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things

My wife is so talented, man. Just look at that perfect sunrise.

"Now that I've hit everyone with ruinous taxes, I'll dole some of it back out to my political supporters as welfare payments."

I’ve seen enough, Bo Nix > Caleb Williams

Pete Hagueseth

I know Jamal said he did the blue arrow for a young fan but I know he really did it for me.

I'm at the combination

That version of Jamal is like my favorite player ever but we only see him like seven times a year.

It’s just so many old white people standing around an insanely oafish sundowner spouting out the most racist shit.

O'Hara: "There's folks that are masked, they may be kidnapping people. We have had those reports. The community should know that if you see something like that, you should call 911. Let's not forget -- we very recently had tragedy in this state by someone who was purporting to be law enforcement."

And you can make the cobras dance but not meeeeee

Cancelling a bunch of subscriptions this year felt really great tbh

Well it’s not Banana Fish, I can tell you that.

Getting stuck causes players to explore the world. Dying causes players to think about what they're doing. An "impossible" situation causes players to learn how the game works and eventually achieve the impossible. We need to be able to design *some* games around these fundamental ideas.