Netanyahu could kill the special relationship between Matt Damon and Ben Affleck. He's just that toxic.

"Well Congress didn't really do anything when I blew up a nunnery so I guess it wasn't illegal."

The Odyssey was pretty good, except the part where Helen of Troy turned to the camera and said "The real fictional Helen, like all women in Ancient Greece, resembled an English aristocrat who's never seen sunlight (except, you know, pretty). How does the wokeness taste? Your kids are communist now."

To say this, you'd have to ignore all the evil being perpetrated by countries that are not the U.S. or Israel. What kind of evil person does that, Sheryl?

On night 6 of resumed bombing in a war that has seen Iran attack 6 different nations, Donald Trump gave a national address about an election he lost 6 years ago. Sensing a pattern here.

This is so dumb. Why would a performative meeting that results in at best empty promises to follow the law move the needle on you saying yes to a lawbreaker.

Nice gesture but "Todd Blanche has to admit to the laws he's already broken and make explicit promises not to break more laws" would be a better test, and despite retirement, Tillis still doesn't have the integrity to subject it to him.

The media talks about Islamophobia extensively. Insisting that the media only talks about antisemitism despite all evidence pointing to you being absolutely wrong is... you guessed it... antisemitic. Oliver.

Rogan: A lot of people also believe Epstein was secretly controlling the Haitian cat meat black market to raise funds for the IDF. Vance: That's probably true. Either that or the funds were going to George Soros.

Given that it emerged with Holocaust survivors, regardless of the scope it was originally intended to imply, it definitely has *something* to do with the Jewish people. Try not to be so far left you're out of your right mind.

Vote Blue, no matter who Unless they're a rapist With a Nazi tattoo

It's wild how proud DSA is of spending very little money to defeat deep-pocketed candidates, but every time their own candidates so much as fall behind in a poll they blame it entirely on AIPAC money. Who cares if AIPAC spends money! Your message is more powerful than money! Isn't it?!

oh. so you mean. they are going to inject. another substance. into our warriors. without their consent. except this substance. won't save. anyone's life.

Narrator: This is not socialism. Or a uniquely DSA policy.

Oh. So you're saying that the Democrats have good policies. Does the DSA know?

Excited for the DSA to tell Black voters in Michigan that they're part of the establishment.

and gain 100% of their sidewalk/front patio

Good throw him in a very cold jail infested with badgers

I'm old enough to remember when it was the lowest.

Is this her hairdresser

JD Vance negotiating an end to the Iran war on Joe Rogan's podcast in the city formerly known as Austin, Texas, per whatever weirdo actually thought this was a tantalizing bit of info to feed the press.

jesus fucking christ why the fucking fuck do we have to know what dana fucking perino thinks about taylor swift's nuptials

Are you talking about OPEC

Saddam Palace West

I like some of Mamdani's ideas but I'm by no means a Democratic Socialist, but I really don't think a new naval super-destroyer is the best way to voice that opinion.

This is why we need stricter child labor laws.

Literally 100% of pros can make that shot. They just might only hit it 1% of the time.

I... don't think that's true.

Because you can't trust a man with two first names?

Getting the sense he didn't bother asking her, which he probably should have, given that people grieving for close family members don't always appreciate being made the center of national attention.

Sam Neill was not supposed to close out the Rule of Three.

Look, if you don't want people to celebrate your death, don't let them know you're dead.

Is that all that poured in

Not sure I trust his valuation of "Earth."

Party poopers

Most bitch-ass commentary in the history of sports

Wow, X truly is the Everything App

A Brief and Sudden Illness is the most literary sounding cause of death.

What do you think, @bradlander.bsky.social? And what do you think of your friends who still insist Piker isn't an antisemite?

Lol is this fucking idiot saying he's the king?

He never really reckoned with the fact that those synagogue protesters were from the same group that praised October 7th, did he, @bradlander.bsky.social ? Just brushed that inconvenience under the rug?

You don't think you're being any of those things right now? But hey, you're right, the only reason I think rape is bad is because "the rules" say I have to! I'm such a follower!

Did you turn off replies and quotes because an American told you "We're not, actually."

You campaigned with a woman who attended a celebration of October 7th and refused to distance herself from it. I hope you win the seat. I also hope you grow the balls to call Chevalier what she is.

These dumbass cartoon characters actually believing they're offering insight into this tragedy.

According to the definition of "Zionist" used by the DSA and the vast majority of pro-Palestine activists, 88% of Jewish adults identify as Zionist. There is no discrepancy here, only a willful obscuring of Israel critics' position.

"Fuck ICE. Free Palestine. I don't know what that even means in terms of measurable, achievable foreign policy goals. And as far as a consistent moral stance goes, I'm not even sure what UAE stands for. But you know, memes and such."

Not sure you have a right to simply accept that the GOP won't. You spent decades supporting that party through all manner of hypocrisy. If it means slamming your head against a wall, it's not like you don't owe that.

Israel should be held accountable for war crimes, and genocide, if the Commission of Inquiry finding is accepted by the UN. But even with all that, Israel is still a Jewish state. Watching Brad Lander refuse to acknowledge that the DSA won't accept this under any circumstances is just pathetic.