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@introvert2u.bsky.social
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I just play an extrovert because I have to, otherwise just go away..please.
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BEAVE
22 days ago
It’s okay to not be okay with not being okay. Nobody’s okay, okay?
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S🌟tella
about 1 month ago
My plant is still dying despite all the love and water I gave it. So now I’m watering myself with wine and feeding my soul with cheese. Let’s see who thrives.
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S🌟tella
about 1 month ago
What’s wrong with people who actually reach out after you said “feel free to reach out if you need anything”?
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S🌟tella
about 2 months ago
I’m not lost. I’m just exploring every possible wrong direction with style.
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dr Quinn, medicine weirdo
2 months ago
I think they need a vaccine that makes people with little brain power more empathetic
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S🌟tella
2 months ago
If a genie asks you to choose between true love and free daily pizza, what kind of cheese are you getting on it?
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Tess Tickles
2 months ago
Living my best life by being sarcastic as fuck.
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Tess Tickles
2 months ago
I can rise but the shine part takes a little longer.
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S🌟tella
2 months ago
Doctors don't follow people around and hit them with a stick when they're dumb anymore, and I think it's sad.
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BEAVE
2 months ago
Eternal damnation is reserved for people who ruin jokes online.
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Some days I need a stunt double to get through these days
2 months ago
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S🌟tella
2 months ago
Currently in a toxic relationship with my fridge. I keep going back, full of hope. It lights up, but it's cold and empty inside.
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S🌟tella
3 months ago
Welcome to your 50s. No one knows how, but you’ve screenshot your home screen three times today. Again.
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S🌟tella
4 months ago
We all have that one stupid song. We know it’ll hurt. We don't want to hurt. We hit play anyway.
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S🌟tella
4 months ago
I’m not obsessed with food. It's just literally the only stable thing in my life, for fuck’s cake.
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Tess Tickles
4 months ago
Not being popular on social media is great.
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S🌟tella
4 months ago
Constant excellence is exhausting. I just want to be average in peace now.
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BEAVE
5 months ago
Screaming “just find food!” at survival show contestants while I’m in AC, eating chips, getting a foot rub.
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BEAVE
5 months ago
My family has been torn apart by a crippling whipped cream addiction.
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S🌟tella
5 months ago
"Girls don’t want diamonds, they want respect.” Actually, we want both. With fries, extra cheese and a beer to go.
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The hardest things to see can be right in front of you..
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S🌟tella
5 months ago
I do have abs. They're just introverts.
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S🌟tella
5 months ago
Idk who needs to hear this, but Spain is in Europe and Paris is not a continent, it's the capital of Italy.
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S🌟tella
6 months ago
I could be funny, smart, or insanely hot, but I chose the path of humility.
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Tess Tickles
6 months ago
Always carry a spare "fuck" even when you have very few left.
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Have box, will fit!!😂
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S🌟tella
6 months ago
Every morning I pass the airport on my way to work and think: what if my bills just figured themselves out?
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S🌟tella
6 months ago
Why do they keep adding more stupid buttons to remotes? No one uses them because no one knows what they're for.
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The fire doesn’t really stop, it just doesn’t have a place to burn right now..
6 months ago
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George Takei
6 months ago
Call your senators. This bill is heading to them next and they can stop it if the people speak out. (202) 224-3121
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BEAVE
6 months ago
A smutty bookstore called Happy Endings.
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You’re always my Trinity..
6 months ago
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dr Quinn, medicine weirdo
6 months ago
Of course it's over simplified it's a skeet and that's the point
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bacon popsicle 🍑 👩⚕️
6 months ago
Of all the nicknames I’ve had over the years, my least favourite has to be ‘the accused’.
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nay (dino) 🖤📚
7 months ago
i’m not always a trainwreck. just kidding, toot toot.
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Kellalena
7 months ago
*uses blinker when driving off a cliff*
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BEAVE
7 months ago
Do you really have insomnia or are you just ignoring the fact you were built to be a vampire?
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BEAVE
7 months ago
At 20, I’d hear a weird noise and stay up all night with a weapon. At 40, I just turn off the light and hope whoever it is finishes the job.
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Obviously everyone
7 months ago
He’s a ten, but wears compression socks during sex.
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Obviously everyone
10 months ago
If running has taught me anything, it’s that I have the hips of an old German Shepherd.
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S🌟tella
7 months ago
Welcome to your 50's. Now you yell at the TV when someone uses a metal spatula on a nonstick pan like an absolute maniac.
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S🌟tella
7 months ago
I see that many of you genuinely love salad, so I feel obligated to share my family’s secret for upgrading it: -Step 1: Add steak -Step 2: Add potatoes Yw
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S🌟tella
7 months ago
My toxic trait is saying "we’ll see" knowing damn well I already saw and the answer is fuck no.
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S🌟tella
7 months ago
My left hand is so useless, I call it Mister President.
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S🌟tella
7 months ago
If life were fair, I’d be the one deciding who gets to drive and who absolutely shouldn’t.
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