We are all grapefruit in God's microwave

Microdosing the ark of the covenant to build up an immunity

Happy Halloween! 🎃

Leopard gecko 🦎

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Weather Update: I picked up a Specialized Globe Haul ST for a killer price

also this is my kobold bard that i never got to play. her clan worships the memory of a golden dragon that they think they saw once.

Another baby Lizard commission finished 🙌💜 #plushart #plushartist

tale as old as time song as old as rhyme Arby’s got the meats

kobolds who don’t speak common trying to think of cool sounding common words to name their hatchlings:

Gay radiator yall

I want your unsolicited recommendations for E-bikes! Specifically Class 2 cargo bikes for short trips and local errands in the US.

Sometimes it's ok actually to meet your heroes

Here's how you remove Google AI from your mobile devices.

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

🐊 It is world croc day! 🐊

Cincinnati Chili

Today I used 5calls.org to contact my representatives and urge them to condemn the deployment of the National Guard against protesters and you can too

You are pretty. Own it!

Do you suppose carrots qualify as a self-lubricating material for machining purposes?

It's too late, I've already depicted you as the wiggling mealworm and myself as the alpha leopard gecko

I got to hold a ball python at Pride today. Her name is Scarlett.

Tangerine Leopard Gecko? More like Cheez Leopard Gecko. #art #digitalart #pet #gecko #lizard #reptiles #krita

Kobold facts: you can fascinate a kobold with a piece of cheese.

Sorry everyone, but these are the rules* *That cis people made up

Oh, yeah, it’s this new thing for Pride this year. If you’re cis and you just have to share your thoughts and opinions on trans people, we can all yell “Shut the fuck up” and then you do so that we might finally get to talk about our own experiences.

Reading a book that points out how many women go into science communication and art because they’re actively pushed out of academic science by men who then take women’s findings and ideas as their own yeah this is sounding familiar.

Tapping the sign.

gentleman, gentleman, please, there's no need for this! you are both in the epstein files.

Twitter right now

San Diego neighborhood makes ICE agents retreat

This is the real face of humanity...

After being too uncooperative to do much of anything helpful all day, my brain has decided that sleep isn't on the menu either 🙃

Spaghetti Carbonara

Now THIS is the trans agenda! Commission for @radianthotcakes.bsky.social I did back in 2021! #UmbrageArt #macro #furry

Happy Pride Month 2025 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Be gay do crow stuff #pridemonth #pridecrows

lgbtq stands for leopard geckos being totally qcool🌈🌈🌈 #art #pridemonth

Mississippi Barbecue Ribs, Steak Fries, Coleslaw, and Fresh Watermelon

With pride month coming up, here’s a reminder that asexuals of all kinds are just as valid as any other sexuality within the LGBTQ+ community

happy friday, monsters may your teeth find something pleasant

kobold, very quiety: beh adventurer: ...what? kobold, slightly louder: beh adventurer: i don't know what that means, kobold. kobold: beh

Friends. ☺️

Tricolor Rotini with Roasted Rainbow Cherry Tomatoes, Feta, Garlic, and Fresh Basil

Pissing off everyone by calling spaghetti "Italian ramen"

Licking the boot will not remove it from your neck

Spaghetti Boiardi

Non-binary includes people who are masc-presenting, folks. So don't be so fucking shocked when someone who could pass as a cis man turns up to your "women and non-binary" events. Non-binary doesn't equal woman-lite.