If this was fictional, critics would say the symbolism is too heavy handed https://x.com/eperezibarguen/status/1845994356202778634

Me when I wake up https://x.com/ONE_for_6/status/1842604833892937767

Big if true https://x.com/gaming_leaker/status/1840775088553263418

At the doctor's office in the waiting room when a little kid notices my mask and starts asking the adult she's with for one too. Her adult just argues with her about how she doesn't /really/ want one and doesn't need one. Absolute fucking brain worms.

Ever see a Concord with a ramjet scoop? https://x.com/twaniimals/status/1839515142180000163

Gmod collision sounds https://x.com/teratera_ttt/status/1838587810439401582

I feel like someone took the second act plot twist from <REDACTED> and made it into its own film, and I'm so here for it! https://x.com/FilmUpdates/status/1836198034943938614

This Power Over Ethernet stuff is easy... https://x.com/TracketPacer/status/1836526656347083170

"I'm going to touch your face with my long arm hands."

When they asked if I wanted my rotors drilled or not this isn't what I had in mind. https://x.com/Blackfingers63/status/1832017734294503697

"It's over, Anakin. I have the high ground!" https://x.com/rinnberuarubino/status/1830564956527595874

Hell yeah https://x.com/DragonFishOfish/status/1829307195902906538

Direct environmental action https://x.com/deershouldnt/status/1825912851632169074

I need a gyro and to be told I'm cute

Clearly has a degradation kink https://x.com/sharknateo/status/1815621254138757457

I absolutely NEED this color palette and design motif applied to a Chevrolet Spark or Wuling Hongguang convertible like a 21st century Fiat Jolly. Bonus points if it retains the Cadillac badging. https://x.com/Morbidly_Thicc/status/1815382052939649498

Transition goals https://x.com/messedupfoods/status/1814907408726012239

Now my laptop can run Besiege at 4K and 50+fps o_O

"Kill me or release me, parasite, but do not waste my time with talk!" https://x.com/No9__nine/status/1813994457823629743

TIL about this caucasity and now you can too! It's $5 a can! It's not even real beer! It's chicken flavored sparkling water for your dog! https://www.baxterbaileycompany.com/products/good-girl-dog-beer-tail-chasin-blonde

Both https://x.com/ADHDForReal/status/1811828527731294218

From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free. https://x.com/Naila_Ayad/status/1811071100341956729

You can tell if someone is a native midwesterner if they have a positive reaction to this food https://x.com/jazzmineabriana/status/1810679058818023712

Become ungovernable https://x.com/WestorLowbrood/status/1807031520840044848

Zoey Needs to Vent: I'm real fucking tired of folks who won't wear a goddamn mask during a fucking pandemic but instead are more concerned about putting the toilet lid down to contain toilet plumes. https://t.co/h5tO1ZTV1f

While I think Corey is being a bit harsh, the design does deserve some constructive criticism (albeit 15 years too late)... https://x.com/CoreyLewis86/status/1805635541280461192

Planetary gear superiority https://x.com/ToughSf/status/1804544886735253729

Fun fact: diesel locomotives already use electric motors to go; they just burn diesel to generate electricity instead of using mains power. Electric locomotives get to be vastly more efficient because they don't carry the bulk and weight of generators and fuel. https://t.co/I7DC9OKDZZ

Honestly goes harder than it should https://x.com/lauriewired/status/1802975143356194905

Me when string cheese https://x.com/823KjmgN3CnwRrW/status/1801956230828851687

Y'all I'm having some father's day related PTSD and I could use all the good vibes I can get

Hell yeah https://x.com/CrazyWeeMonkey/status/1800534759774503297

@MyronVernis was on the small side. The Rondo was a real hidden gem and was absolutely the spiritual successor to the Fiat 600 Multipla. 🧵 2/2

One of these cars is a vastly superior daily driver and it's not even close https://x.com/DarraghMcKenna/status/1795522314798530976

A forward control pickup truck using Leaf or Ariya underpinnings would go so hard https://x.com/QuirkyRides/status/1795030670978285949

New season of TAZ Amnesty just leaked https://x.com/TalesOfBeyond/status/1793648271816307098

Goals https://t.co/DxbTsbDHY2

If I had a dispensary I would call it Joint Ops and inside would be a mannequin in a ghillie suit covered in pot leaves chiefing from a bong made out of a mortar tube.

Not even 343 could make a warthog so nasty https://x.com/Havoc_Six/status/1793003300901593597

@GatorsDaily https://x.com/falseschnauzer/status/1792480976016445872

I can't help but think about this from the bee's perspective. Imagine hobbling away from a permanently crippling injury, wandering a figurative desert chasing illusory food, and then having a paradise built around you for you to live out the rest of your days. https://t.co/ixBR2sGzCT

@Bubotomy I'm also fond of "scooter" as an term of diminutive endearment

Ok, but have you ever met nepo babies? https://x.com/ShitpostGate/status/1786909034118828182

Y'all, how do you guide a roommate who seems hopelessly myopic to start practicing empathetic behavior?

Y'all this week https://t.co/u9BA5DzEGz

Least racist Zionist https://x.com/hungryghosts161/status/1784659643274575910

This would fix me https://x.com/HTMEnergy/status/1784272646542139640

I would propose to that man on the spot 😍 https://x.com/Tayne911/status/1781913194522362305

Obviously fake, panel gaps are too consistent https://x.com/flieldy/status/1780672303275348125