trying to flirt with an anarchist babe, unaware that "zine" does not rhyme with "line"

I never would have thought that the Mighty Mighty Bosstones and Reel Big Fish would be so popular in Montana, but I guess that's why they call it Big Ska Country.

I went to one of those snake churches once. It was a nice service, but it got uncomfortable when they brought out the communion mice.

🇺🇸 EVERYBODY CEASE FIRE! 🇮🇷 Okay, I heard "cease fire," but I'm worried that Israel heard "free turn." What did you hear, Israel? 🇮🇱 I heard "cease fire." 🇮🇷 Okay, as long as we're all on the same page. 🇮🇱 *takes a free turn*

Oliver North should be executed for committing the crime of treason. He committed the crime and he deserves to be killed for what he did. He doesn't deserve the dignity of a firing squad, either.

i can post this now

When he’s not busy demanding colleges doxx pro Palestine protestors he’s tone policing antifascism. This bitch is just fetterman again.

“Dear Jonas, Your‘s has a peace prize I just can’t quit. They‘ve got this big chilly island and arghkakeiushlslskjshwb nato task force? Get outta here…”

This year, Boxing Day was last Friday. Happy holidays! 🙏☃️🥰

Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

If racists hate black people so much, why'd they fuckin' buy so many

jc denton: word on the street is people can get anything from you. vaccines. drugs. even bofa. deus ex npc: what's bofa? jc denton, pulling out gun: i'm asking the questions here.

Man, if only Jack Smith had some power he could have used to stop a lot of this, but Jack Smith was always powerless and never had the opportunity to stop any of this. What a shame.

Zionists are literal garbage like the banana peels I put on the curb

A toddler plays with a medicine bottle, and his father rushes to take it away from him. Before he gets there, the boy disappears with a flash and a cloud of white smoke. Shocked and confused, the father examines the bottle. On the top, it reads "child-poof cap."

The Internet was a mistake Ain't nothin but a heartache I never wanna hear you say 502 Bad Gateway

A Saw movie but the main character wakes up in a dungeon with a TV on a cart The TV turns on and a substitute death clown explains that Jigsaw is out sick so she's putting on an episode of Bill Nye

I found where they’re conserving you

Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

Is flag offends you, I’ll help you pack 😤

I support the immediate prosecution, conviction, and execution of Andy Harris (MD-1) for treason

For sale: baby jetpack. Worn once

I submitted a FOIA request for every submission for the Illinois state flag competition. Today, I got the files. You have no idea what they're keeping from us.

@sailbarque.bsky.social I made this for your merry Christmas

If Jesus were alive today, he'd smoke smooth, refreshing Marlboros, with the flip-top box

AI.