Emotionally disentangle my genderfluid balls

There are, in fact, three certainties in life: death, taxes, and kevin morby releasing an absolutely airtight 8/10 folk rock album every few years

heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit

they shouldn't have pissed wemby off

Get two four-foot tall guys and recreate him in the aggregate

Personally my bugbear is when I’m walking and want to cross the street and every driver that passes by doesn’t personally stop, get out and shake my hand for not barging into the road

every film should force every actor to speak in a south african accent. that's how you can assure everyone's pissed off

So they’re removing negative gearing and CGT exemptions but grandfathering existing ‘investments’. Once again, pulling the ladder up behind the boomers. Boomer supremacy

art imitating art (imitating art imitating art)

Huge hard hitting scoop from big Jim

would love to see a supercut of people asking for a goaltending call after getting blocked by wemby. it'd go for about three hours and be a great laugh

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I have a small country bakery I often get lunch from. Nightmare queuing situation, three counters all separated and the boomers I stfg

[invents a pervert] my god what a fucking pervert

Wrote about Palantir and Alex Karp's whiny bullshit. GROW UP DUDE. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/grievance-...

Ecclesiastes is the fine hammered steel of woe.

Normal American meal

be funny if chat gpt convinced someone to do this

Building more homes works

Wishing a happy Brian’s Hat Day to all who celebrate.

happy to report the new courtney barnett is a return to form (has been out of form since her debut)

I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. That bird's an asshole! 😂😂😂😂😂 Best with volume up.

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

Happy 17776 Immortality Day! www.sbnation.com/a/17776-foot...

Thundercat dropped let's rock thundercat.bandcamp.com/album/distra...

Can’t tell if this is the eighth time this has happened or the eighth time I’ve read the same story

i used to be surprised that the israeli accent was so similar to south african, but maybe it's just how the devil talks

i did not make this up. this is an actual screenshot, from right now.

desi freeman, finally truly a free man, free of the yoke of the tyranny of the state

I am a gainfully employed professional and only scraped together the money for a ps5 last month

in 2016 a group of strangers in Kazakhstan saved a dog from drowning by forming a human chain to reach him. they just unveiled a statue commemorating the event and I'm genuinely about to start sobbing

yep real head scratcher that one

I covered this story for Defector because it falls under two of my beats, Amazon's Reacher News & Views and Suburban Brain Disorder. defector.com/suburban-hom...

if there's one thing I know about the people running tech companies, it's that they love abiding by non-binding expectations frameworks www.afr.com/politics/fed...

unless you already know, there's no way you're guessing their relative heights

this morning anya taylor-joy was hit with a question that has never been asked before in the history of the universe

Michael C. Jordan has his work cut out for him

He looks like all of the brothers from malcom in the middle rolled into one

pretty crazy that since pell, the Oz has just locked in on 'supporting paedophilia'

Hell yeah. Low key one of the best bars on earth at the moment

How many rehab puff pieces can one newspaper give one man

he should have stopped out of respect for wilt