Becky loses her train of thought when A'ja drops her bag on the interview table 😂😂😂

I, for one, am very okay with my tax dollars going towards helping someone who needs emergency care whether or not they are an American citizen

Oh okay! That’s a great pick-up #GoDucks

Like, I don't want to sound alarmist or anything, but to me, this is terrorism! This does not make Chicago or anywhere in the United States *more safe*. It does not make Chicago more subject to the Rule of Law. This is a van full of goons terrorizing the neighborhood.

Death, taxes, and Oregon basketball injuries to start the season #GoDucks

Why is Tom Dundon ruining my life?

Good luck to Chiefs players who have to answer some confirming questions next week

Proud of all the lefty commie Caniacs for standing up against (checks notes) sexual assault. If that is a leftist position, what’s the right’s position on SA?

A source confirmed to me what Frank Seravalli has reported, which is that the Hurricanes will not be signing Michael McLeod or Carter Hart.

This is a GREAT point! Oh yeah by the way, Portland has gone through this recently #RaiseUp #RipCity

Realization I’ve just come to: Tom Dundon is about to be the owner of my NBA team. Now I’m asking myself if I have to start questioning how much I’m willing to support them. As much as I love the Canes, my Blazers love runs MUCH deeper. Dundon is making this all really crappy #RaiseUp #RipCity

I think the real reason the Big Ten is looking into private equity is because the people who run athletic departments are fucking terrible at managing budgets

WAY TO GO UDUB! 👏👏👏 (not words I say very often)

No folks this is not a scene from Veep

Of course Izzy knew who the composer was #TAR38

Tucker and his brother stopping in the store and getting ice cream 😂😂😂 that 100% would be me #TAR38

Survivor is the best show at building up to…nothing #Survivor

I love Alex saying “I don’t think anyone found (an idol)” when he told everyone on the tribe he has an idol #Survivor

Yeah that’s why he didn’t give Kele the disadvantage. They’re so bad they might need to do a tribe swap already #Survivor

No it’s not a shot a Hina l. It’s the Kele tribe is so terrible that there’s no reason to give them a disadvantage #Survivor

Honestly who goes on #Survivor with the mindset of “my thing is going to be stealing people’s shoes”

Hopefully you’re not playing the “vibes” drinking game tonight #Survivor

Yeah I would not survive on the Uli tribe. They would drive me nuts #Survivor

Nate complaining about his tribe’s “vibes”. Don’t worry Nate we all feel you #Survivor

Next time you find yourself in a discussion about the differences between liberals, leftists, democratic socialists, moderates, progressives, and never trumpers, remember: billionaires don't give a fuck. We're all the same to them: human capitol stock. And they love it when we fight each other.

bad teams

The best part of Ducks vs Them is Dante Moore casually tossing water bottles off the field that were thrown from the crowd. Dude just threw a TD to take the lead in the biggest game of his life and he’s helping clean up the field. Love it #GoDucks

ER doc here! This is a lie. Wait times are up because the American healthcare system is an unsustainable business model and a for-profit national healthcare system just doesn’t work. These problems will continue to get worse until we change that system. It literally has nothing to do with immigrants

Never forget how great Pacioretty was in his 5 games with the Canes

Now would be a good time to put your TV into multiview. Crazy playoff things happening right now

If Joe Biden were giving this rambling speech, itd be treated as a four alarm fire in every newsroom in the country about his very obvious physical and mental decline. But because its Trump, they'll all mostly just shrug and move past it.

Shoutout to this Reddit commenter for the perfect description of Autzen Stadium

I had no idea Keanu was this well liked. I thought he was obnoxious pretty much all season #bb27

God dammit do I have to cheer for Team Europe from now on? They definitely had more likable players. Rory and Rose leading this make it even more perfect #RyderCup

It’s hilarious the houseguest who did this also won the season! Ashley is truly one of a kind #bb27

The poetic justice of Vince repeatedly saying Ashley “doesn’t deserve to be here” only for her to take him to F2 just to squash him. So satisfying #bb27

MUSIC FOR THE NIGHT EVERYONE #BB27 www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdpD...

I’m sorry I ever said anything bad about you Keanu and Kelley #bb27

ASHLEY! 😭😭😭 SHE REALLY DID IT! 👏👏👏 #bb27

What is this garbage mastermind segment? Let’s move on #bb27

They’re actually dating?! Katherine what are you doing? #bb27

“There was one showmance this season” oh god 😬😬😬 #bb27

For the last time, Mickey you could be in the F2 tonight had you not evicted Jimmy #bb27

So Ashley has votes from Will and Kelley. Just needs two more #bb27

“You need to wrap it up” nope let her go for 30 minutes. I’ve got all night #bb27

Ashley winning #bb27

Maybe I’m biased but Ashley DESTROYED him on these jury questions. A complete thrashing #bb27

Having Keanu, Kelley, and Lauren ask Vince’s questions is diabolical 😂 #bb27

The jurors are all so happy Ashley is there in F2 #bb27