Secretary Roadkill is literally trying to ban Prozac.

whew! we pulled out of the WHO just in time

A century ago during the 1920s, America experienced what the historian Merle Curti aptly called a "cult of prosperity," an era that -- just like our own -- conflated "rich and powerful" with "brilliant and wise" I'm a bit fuzzy on the details, but I bet it worked out great for everyone back then.

Last night was fun as hell and hoo boy we have so much more planned for the official takeover. Glad everyone liked the Emergency Broadcast and welcome new infowarriors.

in support of the rat and confessed satanist @bencollins.bsky.social i subscribed to @theonion.com and got my first issue today!

«Is it still there?!» A dog's reaction to seeing a horse for the first time. Original post

What an evil piece of shit. I cannot wait to take over.

Supreme Court Overturns ‘Right v. Wrong’ https://theonion.com/supreme-court-overturns-right-v-wrong-1819573211/

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i was sad to see @katiephang.bsky.social lose her show last year on msnbc but her level of badassery right now is totally worth it

The DOJ violates the Epstein Files Transparency Act on the daily. So I'm suing Todd Blanche. As a journalist, I cannot report accurately on the Epstein Files if I cannot even read them. I am represented by @brendanballou.bsky.social & we seek to hold the DOJ accountable for its noncompliance.

The winning metaphor is that the White House Correspondents Association hired a magician instead of a comedian. Sleight of hand over speaking truth to power.

lol

Scott MacFarlane on the WHCD: Celebrating the First Amendment while honoring leaders who attack and sue the press “doesn’t seem like a good fit.” MacFarlane says he’d rather stay home than attend an event that feels out of step with its own purpose.

(getting dressed up in a tuxedo to go see an 80-year old racist insult comic who is also a serial sex offender and also responsible for the deaths of innocents across the globe) I'm a journamalist!

"I never thought we would surveil people for nefarious purposes" sobs employee working at Palantir, a company named after an item used to serveil people for nefarious purposes

way to go virginia!

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

I can’t believe the company that’s founded by a fascist vampire and named after an evil wizard‘s all seeing stone has some fucked up ideas about politics.

apropos of the Palantir manifesto circulating, here's a thread reviewing the book it's derived from

I've had some friends suggest that there was plausible deniability for people who used to work at Palantir who thought at the time it was just another tech company. I always found that hard to believe as it was always creepy and cultish. But after this... anyone still working there...

Child: I know your name. Mamdani. Obama: What’s his first name? Child: Mayor.

Former President Barack Obama met with New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani for the first time Saturday, joining preschoolers at a child care center for a book reading and singalong. Source: Emma G. Fitzsimmons / NYT

would love to see pope leo have a sit down w the dalai lama i'm sure there would be much joy and laughter there

i think maybe the pope is a pro at subtweeting?

i support mark carney calling for canadians to boycott american products. however i don't think he realizes how much djt hates california so a boycott on california wine is just a win in djt's eyes

Always knew geese were a psyop. Clearly too big to float and fly without some electronics.

In the running for greatest giveaway of all time

who is talking to susie wiles? who is talking to stephen miller? or russ vought? these are the people whispering in his ear. everyone screams 25th or some other mechanism of removal, but we need to target the people really in control

"Tonight, I'll be wearing slightly mismatched cufflinks as a subtle and polite objection to the administration's assault on the First Amendment."

Absolutely incredible Nutella ad.

i wonder what the quorum is for pursuing the 25th amendment because if he continues firing cabinet holders will interim members be counted

yeah yeah yeah but what about the constitution

MLB Umpires Replaced By Lawn Chair Representing Strike Zone

"This case should have been an email."

Sauer just had to say that slaves had an "intent to remain" in the US. Motherfucker WHAT??

My gas and groceries are up 40%, my health insurance is up 50%, and the president is covering up an elite pedophilia ring. But at least there won't be trans athletes competing in a 2028 Olympic sport that I won't be watching.

apparently there is a surge of eye-biting black flies in my area so wtf oh and #nokings

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just subscribed to @theonion.com because i miss getting mail thx so much @bencollins.bsky.social

Well holy shit. The Onion was just named one of the 50 most innovative companies in the world by FastCompany. We're coming for you AI perverts!!!

HANDS OFF: 1300 events NO KINGS 1: 2100 events NO KINGS 2: 2700 events NO KINGS 3: 3000 events and counting Let’s make history. Again.

watching the wbc and team celebrations. tbh i prefer the humble tea-stirring joy of japan and the cheery celebration of dom republic over the saluting bravado of the usa team. hoping usa gets eliminated by puerto rico.

i swear one of those guys who tried to set off the explosive device in nyc looks like sbf and i can't get this out of my head

Anthony Blinken says Israel tried to pressure Obama to bomb Iran, warning they’d do it with or without the U.S. Obama refused. Trump caved to the same tactic. Also worth noting: Obama’s name doesn’t appear in the Epstein tapes.

“Trans children are perfect.”

texas debacle - multiply by 50 for november

Well, at least Dan Crenshaw lost