WAR PROFITEERS: “Here’s how this loop works— happening right before our eyes… Trump uses our tax💰to buy weapons from companies the Trumps own… $1.5 TRILLION in defense spending to bomb the Middle East & build luxury real estate on the rubble.” (From @cfh_unfiltered)

The Crew: I'd rather be abandoned in space than talk to that orange asshole.

Lebanon’s medics and hospitals are coming under fire as Israel accelerates its war against Iran-backed Hezbollah militants. Doctors say the attacks on Lebanon's health system remind them of similar tactics used in Gaza.

The founders believed that if a madman became president, members of Congress would serve the country’s interest and remove him from office. That seemed a reliable system to safeguard the republic. Boy, did they screw up.

Fat Donny managed to get a glimpse of the oil disruption chart.

The US installed a Mad King in charge of nukes. Burn, burn them all!

“For over two thousand years I warned you about the guy who would lead you astray in my name. When he finally shows up, you voted him into office…twice”

This is absolutely fantastic. ht: @maddenifico.bsky.social

If you haven’t watched this yet, you must. 👀 THIS IS TRUMP’S LEGACY.

Maybe Trump has been hiding for two days bc he thinks the MAGAts will forgive him for losing a war if he reappears, on Easter, on the third day?

As Israel and the U.S. wage war in Iran, there has been a surge of violence in the West Bank, mostly by Israeli settlers against Palestinians. https://to.pbs.org/4c3spzd

I don’t think a drunken, abusive Fox host and an insane old man limping around wearing a girdle, platform shoes, lifts, and a dyed rat on his head should be in charge of the U.S. military.

BREAKING: U.S. job growth for February revised sharply lower — from -92,000 to -133,000 jobs, marking the largest monthly job loss since December 2020.

He once read the full McDonald's menu.

The Orange Moron doesn't understand that Bondi is the best AG he can have. She is crooked, vile, and willing to break the law for him. But she is also intelligent and understands the legal system. Anyone more radical will expose his entire admin to piles of legal problems.

I like the new Pope.

Trump attends the hearing with a single prepared message to the Supreme Court judges: - You owe me; I own you; do me a favor.

Trump Admin: Can they produce their citizenship and immigration papers? No? Deport them to Somalia and El Salvador.

Only the best people.

The Orange Boy is upset. If NATO tells him to fuck off with his threats, he will. TACO.

This is an excellent summary of current circumstances Kyle Kulinski: “A sundowning president with Alzheimer’s who’s a malignant narcissist is dragging us into WWIII, committing war crimes on a daily basis and crashing the global economy, and nobody is actually grabbing the steering wheel.”

Before Trump: - Hormuz's open; Iran doesn't collect tolls - Oil's cheap - Iran isn't enriching uranium Trump's Actions: - Hormuz is closed and will be open only with tolls on passing ships - Oil's through the roof - Iran is enriching uranium and makes the US pay for it Art of the deal!

I was just helping my kid with their high school Gov homework, and was astonished to learn the United States has a Congress.

Donald, what was the name of the 13-yo girl you raped?

Can you imagine that: - Thousands of lives wouldn't be lost - Trillions of wealth wouldn't be wiped out - Hundreds of billions, if not trillions, wasted - Billions of people wouldn't be subjected to stress and anxiety Only if Trump didn't need to cover up a rape (allegedly) of a child by him?

Space Karen: I will sue you to like me! www.reuters.com/world/judge-...

4D chess by Trump.

New in PN: How MMA defines the Trump administration "Everywhere you look in the Republican Party today, you see insecure men trying to show how manly they are. And the performance of manhood to which they are most attracted is violence."

Trump's ICE deployment to the airport closely resembles Trump's solution for California wildfires: - Use the wrong tool in the wrong place at great expense to the country to achieve no results and declare victory.

Qatar: “That was the worst $400 million bribe we’ve ever spent.”

President Trump, who is in the midst of pressuring senators to curb the use of mail-in voting, voted by mail ballot in Tuesday’s special election in Palm Beach County, Florida.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Trump Wakes From Beautiful Dream Kissing Underage Girl To Find Face Being Licked By St. Bernard https://theonion.com/trump-wakes-from-beautiful-dream-kissing-underage-girl-to-find-face-being-licked-by-st-bernard/

“I have my most trusted advisers negotiating Iran’s surrender.” — Senile Satan

Trump understands only strength. Facing even a minor push-back, he folds.

First images from those meetings

Today is the day that Donald Trump truly became president.

Musk: one of my 87 sons grew up to become an entitled, arrogant piece of shit with a poor sense of humor. I am so proud of him.

These are all people that Donald J. Trump hired. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

The planet is counting down to the single most satisfying obituary ever written.
Because he is, was, and forever will be an irredeemable piece of shit.

Fluentes: This is insulting to the intelligence of every American racist who put his faith in you. We only expected you to give us the right to abuse non-white people, but we didn't think you would make driving our trucks more expensive. Plus, I am scared now.

Kid Rock: “If you fuck with Donald Trump, then you fuck with me.” Which means he’ll show up at your house and start playing his “music.”

Trump does not think strategically, historically, geographically, or even rationally. He does not connect actions he takes on one day to events that occur weeks later. Allied leaders know that if they help him in the Gulf, he won't be grateful, or even remember www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

How can you spend $80B and get such shit in return? $80M - OK. $100M - too much. $1B - Where the fuck did the money go? $80B - you've got to have a talent.

1/2. He took the greatest military force in history, lost a war to a middle power in a week, begged the world to save him, & demanded the media lie about this & everything else. I try, but at a simple human level I do not see how anyone mistakes this man’s almost supernatural weakness for strength.

I'd wage economic wars on you, threaten your sovereignty, demean you publicly, downplay your sacrifices, and disparage your contribution to our collective security. But when I launch a war to distract my voters from my role in a pedophile ring, I expect you to come and clean up after me.

Oh how I wish this wasn’t satire. 💙