sometimes i think "i like chocolate but its not like amazing or anything" and then i eat chocolate and remember that it actually is pretty awesome

Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.

dracula in the last room waiting for a belmont to show up

look, the right wing's fever dream of the left is simply not true. no elected official no matter what their political persuasion is gong to go on TV and urge their constituents to read some hot man-on-man smut [aide whispers in my ear] wait what

This is literally the rarest pokemon any of you will ever see. It exists for only 3 microseconds, and only if the music is shoal cave is playing the correct note. Video next week.

am just a lil kitty

Reposting with alt text

movie listings for dogs

i went to the dmv today and was very brave. please praise me

im not fuckin around anymore i got bluey full series on the plex server

Gen 1 miss gotta be one of the funniest glitches in the game, you truly never know when it's gonna show up next

nanao hours. nanaours?? #draws

how did the volume on my laptop get turned up to 90 wtf

muscle memory sure is amazing as a concept

haven't really felt real in a while. feels weird having these small moments of clarity

SCAM ALERT – IMPORTANT The cat has already been fed.

we're going here ok?

Bringing this post over from Tumblr

important to remember that King K Rool canonically has a wife

GOOD MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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anyone else getting repeated calls from the same area code as you that leave an empty message?

reuploading maybe my favourite video in the fucking world

>turn-based >originally imported from america >heavily involves stats >extremely popular in Japan Baseball is a JRPG

If you ever scroll through my account and go "how does she post this irrelevant nonsense? is leaf not aware of The Horrors?" rest assured I am very aware of The Horrors. Posting nonsense is how I keep my brain from melting through my skull like it's made of xenomorph blood.

the man who created the largest empire in history

it is extremely easy to derail any train of thought i may have by calling me a little kitty

another sock has been sacrificed to the dryer gods

Baby birds when they're hungry:

Nanao from the flop hit mech ps2 game Robot Alchemic Drive is truly the most real icon of the working class She is our struggler icon

sometimes ur tummy will hurt but u need to be brave

meow

sometimes i forget how nice it is to just hang out and be a dumbass with no filter

It's time.

lets keep hoping for better ones

A message for you all to carry through the year

happy birthday all horses (northern hemisphere)

happy new year