i'm doing my shitposting at @rhymeswithvocal on substack now if y'all are missing me

heroically resisting my pedestrian urge to flip off literally every driver i see

all bikes should be pretty colors. no more black or gray bikes. they’re not fucking cars

ah fuck the new color grading guy put the South America filter on New York! shit!

ok i’m feelin extra insane today so i made a meme of my latest intrusive thot that’s too good to not skeet

someone said its homophobic to work during pride month and you know what… matter of fact….

gm

ah fuck it’s june

happy three-paycheck month to all who celebrate 🙏🙏🙏

[vibrating and sweating bc work makes me anxious] most people need stimulants to do this

u kno the vibes

getting flipped off by an alien on this gas pump instruction

Good public transit policy is good housing and climate policy.

gm biskies let’s get it

i have had Some Beers! limited time AMA

i’m at the lake this weekend so if you see me logged on instead of enjoying the beautiful outdoors and the company of my loved ones, PLEASE kick my ass

gm, have a morning bunny

oh my god i’m spending my one precious life trying to track down the subjects of subskeets 💀 shameful

every time it’s 11:11 i have the same wish but i can’t tell u what it is

feels weird to approach Vibecamp 2 and realize how much less connected i am to that scene, almost entirely as a result of a fuller & more satisfying IRL set of relationships (some of which spawned in that scene, tbf) any relationship requires tending and i’ve let my online ones degrade in a big way

making tofu in a cast iron, as an exercise in humility

Yeah, me too, buddy. Me too.

yea i’ve been working on my mental health* *trying to lay on my bed instead of the floor when i wanna spend an hour staring at the ceiling and spiraling

this website proves once again the incredible alpha in connecting tech people to folks who are very different to them (fun, hot, not rich)

Full schedule.

i fucking love a gizmo. gadget girlie thru and thru over here

gm biskies it’s ok to feel lost for a second

like if i should stop posting for a month 👍 repost if i should buy a vr set and completely immerse myself in the internet posting 5x as much ♻️ comment if i should delete my account 💭

growing up in certain places breeds antisocial tendencies

my girlfriend is a healthcare professional she says this all the time

if ur discouraging people from doing fun stuff for reasons other than safety or prosociality ur mouth would be more useful eating a bunch of tiny rocks 😇

gm biskies! it’s a great day to try new things! (haircuts, religions, sexual orientations etc)

alright, fuck it. anybody who follows and shares this post gets a free sketch. let's see how dumb this idea is.

graduations, like a lot of ceremonies, are meaningful for almost nobody

gm biskies! days, like most other made up things, can have all the power you grant them

It’s called we do a little trawling.

gm biskies! the best service you can pay those who love you is asking for help ❣️

I’m 25 tomorrow. 🥳 What’s something you wish you could tell your 25yo self?

I’m 25 tomorrow. 🥳 What’s something you wish you could tell your 25yo self?

[youth pastor voice] you know who had some “Big Natural” love for all humanity?

gm biskies! i believe in you

People like to portray bike riding as a rich person’s hobby instead of a working class mode of transportation and it helps to keep these deaths invisible. https://abc13.com/darion-rodriguez-death-bicyclist-killed-fm-1764-fatal-hit-and-run-deadly-crash-near-highway-3/13256680/

for like a good 8 months i was watching Movie Summary videos nonstop. just speedrunning every stupid movie of the last however many years that i knew i’d never want to actually watch. a completely joyless way to shovel content into my brain

gm biskies! trust yourself!

grocery store got rid of my favorite yogurt 😡😡😡

manager added a 3:15-5pm block to my calendar tomorrow for happy hour we have officially entered the Cool Zone of return to office

receipts are such a scam “here’s a little piece of garbage that MIGHT be crucial to you later” fuck off

grace too cheap to meter 🙌

gm biskies! give everybody grace, especially yourself