me against my homies me and my homies against the gc me, my homies, and the gc against the densely connected social graph me, my homies, the gc, and the graph against the world

i’m gonna try to keep it cozy on here excepting to be run out of town on a rail within 48hrs

hey guys, what did i miss?

i’d rather serve in bluesky than rule in threads by instagram

does toxoplasmosis affect people’s reaction to cat memes? this seems relatively straightforward to study

how do i see what block or mute lists i’m on here?

i can’t do both this and twitter, my attention is in tatters i guess i’m platform monogamous 🥲

catgirls to catgirls in 3 generations

seriously, if someone were a trying to do a babel/children of men combo on a civilization’s elites, how would it look any different from reality?

it's so cool how the bsky devs prepopulated the network with LLM bots impersonating everyone i know on twitter. definitely makes me feel at home, even though logically of course i know i'm the only person here

she recurse on my tail till I Traceback (most recent call last): File "fact.py", line 91, in <module> ... Previous line repeated 995 more times] File "fact.py" if (n == 0): line 69, in fact RecursionError: maximum recursion depth exceeded in comparison

je suis elón

all meme cops are bastards

all the russian restaurants in brooklyn are now ukrainian restaurants this is probably due to them being liberated by brave partisans of the democratically elected ukrainians government, right?

in order to solve the coordination problem of moving here, all bskies in good standing are now required to produce 10 high quality skeets per day call this The Great Skeet Forward

how do we feel about this claim? seems suspect

I would love to see 10-100 more posts satirizing the “this is different than the bird site” posts please. I haven’t seen enough of them and I think you could do a really creative spin

We’re so back.

i’ve owned a car for over a decade and still don’t have a functioning mental model of what a given repair should cost $50? $500? $5000? idek

imagine a timeline where the usenet nerds had been memetically potent enough to hyperscale their egregores across all the fecund minds of AOL

the only way to educate newbies is to model the kind of behavior you want to see, kindly so they want to stay, and compellingly so they want to emulate all else is eternal september cope https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_September

life is just an endocrine resource management game

what’s changed around here in the last few months? we figure out how to keep the meme police out of the quokka simcluster or ?

we’re so back. gm skyline

kaczysnki. ephebophilia. sedevacantism. these are just some of the words you should not be able to spell correctly on the first try

not going to vibecamp, got a family health thing i need to deal with let the fomo commence

the timewar will not be televised

skeet to where the puck is going

anyone got a good book or longread about the arab slave trade?

gm

absolutely savage takedown of vaclav smil & degrowth in general https://www.thepsmiths.com/p/review-energy-and-civilization-by

might fuck around & learn basic chinese herbalism

we are all boomers on the eyes of the Lord

It’s called we do a little trawling.

👋 hi, private equity expert here. they only behave this way when their assets are extremely distressed.

it’s weird that people think it’s a dunk to point out that prominent leftists are scions of vast fortunes always. have. been

i totally get how parents could wind up hiring an exorcist the suspicion that my kid is possessed by an evil spirit is real

skeet hoc ergo propter hoc

caught my first bsky block today felt good tbh

achievement unlocked: went to 5 hour work happy hour and didn’t drink any alcohol

ok i give up, who’s jimmy fallon?

woah now jack is on here doing microaggressions truly a blessed day

man engagement around here is through the floor huh where’d everybody go?

this week women in nyc are displaying their breasts in a way i can’t remember ever seeing before seems like an ill omen

we’re bringing vaping back

yoga straps are straight up game changing

the prostrate postrat prostate postulate

the prostrate postrat prostate postulate

what’s your worst opinion?

“cringe is anything that lets other people see you more clearly than you see yourself”