shb
@himbodhisattva.bsky.social
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picking things up
I'm thankful for twitter
11 months ago
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11 months ago
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it is EGG NOG season and this Almost makes up for the gray and wet weather
11 months ago
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I think I'm ready to move up the pyramid now
11 months ago
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11 months ago
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how does this app cover expenses?
12 months ago
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everyone get the guide?
12 months ago
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done
12 months ago
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I'm really curious what my ancestors would think of my diet I hope "wow that's a lot of meat and cheese"
about 1 year ago
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ok, I'm back, what have the collective norms evolved into
over 1 year ago
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alice
over 2 years ago
*opens bluesky* *skyline is still swarmed with cops* *closes bluesky*
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drinking cheladas because there's nothing more american than mexican beer
over 2 years ago
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what's everyone drinking tonight?
over 2 years ago
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oh yeah
add a skeleton here at some point
over 2 years ago
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today I will drink mediocre red wine and diet coke mixed together. this sounds horrific but is actually delicious
over 2 years ago
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having kids and watching a three year old have an absolute, 11/10 intensity meltdown over misunderstanding things and not realizing they got their way, inconsolable for an hour has convinced me that feelings are retarded
over 2 years ago
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shb, how did you so successfully switch careers into hard tech? stimulants, stubbornness, and insecurity
over 2 years ago
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vermouth and olives tastes like spain
over 2 years ago
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grilling without beer is like sex with a condom
over 2 years ago
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posting here makes me sad because I miss what to me was the golden age of tpot, when it was called ingroup. too meta now, too much consensus. twitter is just as bad but with a different subset
over 2 years ago
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(drinking a martini, a glass of wine, and a beer) you know I'm something of a george thorogood myself
over 2 years ago
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mattparlmer
over 2 years ago
Spring manic lfg
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this is the best lager by far
over 2 years ago
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light at the end of the tunnel, finally
over 2 years ago
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the sun finally came out today, and I swear to gd it was the best day of my life. all I did was work and take the kid to school, but in the sun and it was amazing
over 2 years ago
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the 2 month old bursts into tears if you sing to him in a minor key
over 2 years ago
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I'm wearing black because I'm jealously hording sunlight. no reflections for you I will keep it all thank you
over 2 years ago
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have you guys had 2 martinis? it's great
over 2 years ago
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yung perf papi nba
over 2 years ago
Have u ever nutted so hard that a year and a half later youβre watching baby shark at 6am with it
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having the third kid has made me so normie. I have nothing to post anymore. all I've got are variations on 'when will the fucking sun come out so I can drink beer and grill'
over 2 years ago
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it's spring and love is in the air wait, that's not love, it's an atmospheric river get me tf out of here
over 2 years ago
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if I double click the heart the number goes up by 2
over 2 years ago
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cozy luminous thing π«
over 2 years ago
that's not my mutual, that's my broskie
add a skeleton here at some point
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this app loading screen is the only blue sky I see
over 2 years ago
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omgikes aren't stochastic retweets. someone post lewds so I can like them
over 2 years ago
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I have learned my lesson and will not techpost here
over 2 years ago
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