I'm thankful for twitter

top 10 tweet

it is EGG NOG season and this Almost makes up for the gray and wet weather

I think I'm ready to move up the pyramid now

how does this app cover expenses?

everyone get the guide?

done

I'm really curious what my ancestors would think of my diet I hope "wow that's a lot of meat and cheese"

ok, I'm back, what have the collective norms evolved into

*opens bluesky* *skyline is still swarmed with cops* *closes bluesky*

drinking cheladas because there's nothing more american than mexican beer

what's everyone drinking tonight?

oh yeah

today I will drink mediocre red wine and diet coke mixed together. this sounds horrific but is actually delicious

having kids and watching a three year old have an absolute, 11/10 intensity meltdown over misunderstanding things and not realizing they got their way, inconsolable for an hour has convinced me that feelings are retarded

shb, how did you so successfully switch careers into hard tech? stimulants, stubbornness, and insecurity

vermouth and olives tastes like spain

grilling without beer is like sex with a condom

posting here makes me sad because I miss what to me was the golden age of tpot, when it was called ingroup. too meta now, too much consensus. twitter is just as bad but with a different subset

(drinking a martini, a glass of wine, and a beer) you know I'm something of a george thorogood myself

Spring manic lfg

this is the best lager by far

light at the end of the tunnel, finally

the sun finally came out today, and I swear to gd it was the best day of my life. all I did was work and take the kid to school, but in the sun and it was amazing

the 2 month old bursts into tears if you sing to him in a minor key

I'm wearing black because I'm jealously hording sunlight. no reflections for you I will keep it all thank you

have you guys had 2 martinis? it's great

Have u ever nutted so hard that a year and a half later you’re watching baby shark at 6am with it

having the third kid has made me so normie. I have nothing to post anymore. all I've got are variations on 'when will the fucking sun come out so I can drink beer and grill'

it's spring and love is in the air wait, that's not love, it's an atmospheric river get me tf out of here

if I double click the heart the number goes up by 2

that's not my mutual, that's my broskie

this app loading screen is the only blue sky I see

omgikes aren't stochastic retweets. someone post lewds so I can like them

I have learned my lesson and will not techpost here