i love that the last two posts that show on my feed before the error message are yacine talking shit

the p in webp stands for pawg

bbq tea

i need 5 more people to sign up for robinhood gold with this link so i can get this god damn solid gold credit card: I reserved my spot for the new Robinhood Gold Card! Here’s my link so you can get access, too. robinhood.com/creditcard?r...

made some escovich

noah’s ark ass plate

of all of life’s pleasures, they all pale in comparison to the wipeless shit

woods

tragic treatment of the pandas, but the socks are fire

hell yeah

this shit is too crazy i can’t handle all of this

nobody’s building robots with dicks i’m just saying. there’s alpha on the table.

this app is kind of nice because it’s not 24/7 cartoon anons jerking off over ai

look at this thieving hound

pro tip: if u wanna get jacked, fully extend your legs while pooping

penis

dudes rule

penis

came back here to tell you i’m not coming back here

A stripper told me I look like Matt Damon in Elysium

Es-skeets

Remember kids, never post code on the bird site unless you wanna argue with a bunch of NFT photo 300 follower brainlets for 4 hours.

Got clustered out of TPOT into Front End Devs. Thanks a lot guys.

Ugh I just turned 38, can I even still say rizz

My timeline is all pussy and nice, how did I end up here

Need some invites for a legend, anybody got one

If you don’t have boxers that look like jean shorts I dunno what to tell you

Wait ur all calling threads ropes. 😂😂😂

My wife’s face when she’s about to spend my money

Just once, I’d like to give a talk about cocksmanship

petition to change “What’s hot” to “neat skeets”

Gentleman in the tweets, freak in the skeets

Can’t wait for video to land here so that we can all relive the wolf speedo incident of 2017

Journalists pulling up here like

post scarcity archival gastroscholars will debate their way into distinct schools of sandwichery over this single creation right here

gm

I taught a child how to code today and they are super into it and I’m proud but I also realized I am so fucking good at this lol

DUN DUN DUN TILL THE NIGHT CLOSSSSSEEESSS IN

Ay @berduck.deepfates.com what’s REALLY good tho?

Bluesky NJ meet up lfg. All 3 of us are gonna get arrested it’s going to be awesome.

men used to go to war, now they build auth startups

I’m in New Jersey, so I show you the pizza-da-pie that we make before bed. We tuck the slices into the children’s beds to keep them warm through the night.

“Putting cheesesteak meat on salad isn’t a salad” Yes it is

Wife was like is that a condom wrapper and I’m no it’s a lollipop wrapper and she almost seemed more disappointed

Have u ever nutted so hard that you could watch hgtv afterwards and enjoy it

I got a shared google drive presentation email from my 8yo:

It’s take your daughter to work day Thursday and Im gonna give her a task and chatgpt access and see how it goes.

E S C O