every 6 months or so I get back on here to follow another autistic white man with glasses who doesn't post on twitter and then I forget about this place until the next time it happens

gm

I'm going to vibecamp, I will tell bsky bc it feels cozier here

I'm so curious why some ppl who don't follow me on twitter follow me here I'm just as annoying over here guys

I deserve every misfortune that befalls me due to my many personal failings and character flaws

imagine getting on a new platform and immediately resuming that which made you the most annoying people on the previous platform

u guys can have skeets if we can agree on friskies

Help me find my frens :(

is it still being horny on main if u post it on bsky

whenever a tweet of mine is flopping on birdsite I post it over here where I know it will get the 💙 it deserves

girl who has only seen one reality dating show, watching two rats fighting in a sewer: getting a lot of 'love is blind' vibes from this...

pasta night ☺️

important bsky update: did y'all know chef boyardee was a real mfing guy

using bsky to jump on all the trends I missed on twitter, so here are my lensa pics pls tell me which one will make ppl be nice to be on social media

a girl got up after 15min of the 50min, pouring sweat, put back her mat said thanks and just left never seen such a brazen example of the real winners quit meme irl

I will not be answering any questions about how much time I spend BSing...

that's not a thirst trap, that's a frisky

@monodevice.bsky.social ur here I'm so happy 🥺

imitators are fans too 😌

me

please share something beautiful for the timeline. here’s my contribution

I have been a good bsky 😊

ngl vibes here are pretty immaculate. like being at a party before it gets going. you know a lot of the people & if you don’t, they’re prob friends with a mutual. everyone’s just having a good time

thinking about becoming the first bs influencer

that's not my mutual, that's my broskie

can't stop reading bsky as broskie

I new 2 more followers real quick don't ask questions

how mad will u guys be if I spoil succession by live tweeting it rn

there's no media tab on profiles yet. u can thirst trap with abandon. we're free

oh hell yes

📦✅🤵‍♂️👰‍♀️

@lewis.bsky.social did u just follow then unfollow so that u could say I followed u first u petty mfer lmao

can I propose that the east coasters don't sleep tonight so that my new tl stays fun

how do i mass import my reply guys

should i reinvent myself on here, maybe be a face account, finally cash in on the whole 'girl on the internet thing'

wtf is this let me follow the birb !! @bonecondor.bsky.social

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