are there any more things like this

why does the strait of hormuz look kinda like the side profile of an evil wizard with a crooked floppy nose, cackling at you from under the brim of a low slung hat?

HEY BTW SAN FRANCISCO: come to the leetcode funeral and pay your respects to the end of one paradigm and the birth of another partiful.com/e/IMqMR4Eyvk...?

I got interviewed and put on a youtube channel with over 1.5M followers today. Video has about a million views. No one has any idea that I’m going to start a shitstorm in the comments tomorrow.

The kids in my neighborhood have a great sense of humor

and suddenly I awoke from it all — as if a fog had lifted

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I used to pick up a frog like every day. what has happened

How it feels to use claude code

So you see, Mr. Mario. Your princess is in another castle. Come with me if you want her to live.

It’s purity ring season

I just got masturbated at in a coffee shop in LA, but it was a woman. Love to see more representation in traditionally male dominated fields

The sun was hitting the barrel cacti just right and it created a thousand little olives

Planes should have cup holders

I have never met a single crypto.com user

There is a spicy sunspot that is coming into focus for Earth this week. This region has been pretty active already. If there is a big CME, we may really have a chance for dazzling aurora on Earth. Flares may impact radio, satellite comms.

Someone stole my shoes at a shoes-off event last night. This is fucked up because there is a foot of snow on the ground and it’s 11° but it’s also hilarious because I am a size 4.5. My shoes got stolen by a shitty toddler or similar

I made a thing a few weeks ago that leverages AI and packages it into a nice little old-internet style thing, and then I log on today and see the Claudes have discovered.... imageboards...

this is rly embarrassing but i hate when it snows in nyc. how do u guys not spill everywhere???

It seems that the vibe is finally shifting over here. Are things... getting better? Is it true that Good Work is done slowly over time, often in increments that the Human Brain cannot comprehend until it's happened?

Claude and I have been learning about heliophysics, which has been really cool and I thought I was getting somewhere with understanding the world around me…. until I stumbled upon an image board of PhDs and enthusiasts, and now there is exactly one place on the internet I’m scared to post on

i made an interactive novel about the singularity, check it out merge.winedark.ink

Today’s character is the demon persona from the Anthropic research paper “The Assistant Axis: Situating and Stabilizing the Default Persona of Language Models”

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

For my birthday a friend gifted me a soviet-era pin with an engraving of Lenin on it, and told me they couldn’t wait to see where I brought it. First stop: CapitalOne Cafe

It is nice to log on to a platform and get train updates again. I missed that

Twitter is the memetic immune system of culture. It’s where new bacterial stuff spawns. It’s derivative and increasingly niche and unwelcoming, and dying, but it has nowhere to go. So everything is just going to get worse until that finds a new schelling point

I wore anti-flash photography technology flex btw

I don’t think my humor works on instagram

where does everyone hang out on the internet these days that isn't tiktok and insta? is it all that all the way down?

It’s a cop out to say every instance of someone going crazy is “LLM psychosis”. Some of us are just losing our minds the old fashioned way (mental illness and stimulants)

It’s funny who sticks around when you’re unhealthy and who distances themselves. It’s funny to feel the in-group push away.

Watching cable TV for the first time in a while. They’re showing tiktoks as commercials now. A sudden and invasive vision of a terrifying future wraps cold tendrils around my eyes.

hey are my shoes breathing or are the mushrooms kicking in

I Wore A Cool Fit In California

events no longer have free drinks as standard. recession indicator: excess global liquidity is tightening, risk appetite is lower, far end of the risk curve is muted. crypto is the immune system of the economy and where extra stuff sloshes around. crude proxy, but hyperfinancialization is legibility

the phrase “attention economy” already sucks but it’s hinting at something important: what matters now is your ability to get anyone’s attention. to say “hey!! i’m human! pay attention to me in the sea of slop”. to wave your hands frantically and have 1000 people see it. to say “i’m here, i matter”

it’s only “cool” in the sense that it’s rejecting status quo. it’s not cool to have no motion, to have to beg for anyone on this vast expanse to see your work or vision, to bust ass repeatedly for years in relative or total obscurity. but sure rejecting attention formation is super “cool”

Oh, great, now I've got snow frogs

i’m being antimimetic on here but if you ever need me, just tap the ground three times and caw like a crow. or use @birb

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I know what’ll turn this around. one hundred dollars worth of sushi

hbo max will now be called netflax

I got airdropped a bunch of cash and I made Pancake pose in it for prosperities sake

Get married by the way. I recommend it

scrolling what's hot classic, an outdated feed, scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, oh there's a full grown adult in a diaper, how nice

maybe i can just bliss out and become a content aggregator. just endlessly crawling for little funny bits and shoving them in your face. i can become the algorithm

Just found out I’m allergic to anything that may contain multitudes

franklin the turtle, welcome to the resistance