It is nice to log on to a platform and get train updates again. I missed that

Twitter is the memetic immune system of culture. It’s where new bacterial stuff spawns. It’s derivative and increasingly niche and unwelcoming, and dying, but it has nowhere to go. So everything is just going to get worse until that finds a new schelling point

I wore anti-flash photography technology flex btw

I don’t think my humor works on instagram

where does everyone hang out on the internet these days that isn't tiktok and insta? is it all that all the way down?

It’s a cop out to say every instance of someone going crazy is “LLM psychosis”. Some of us are just losing our minds the old fashioned way (mental illness and stimulants)

It’s funny who sticks around when you’re unhealthy and who distances themselves. It’s funny to feel the in-group push away.

Watching cable TV for the first time in a while. They’re showing tiktoks as commercials now. A sudden and invasive vision of a terrifying future wraps cold tendrils around my eyes.

hey are my shoes breathing or are the mushrooms kicking in

I Wore A Cool Fit In California

events no longer have free drinks as standard. recession indicator: excess global liquidity is tightening, risk appetite is lower, far end of the risk curve is muted. crypto is the immune system of the economy and where extra stuff sloshes around. crude proxy, but hyperfinancialization is legibility

the phrase “attention economy” already sucks but it’s hinting at something important: what matters now is your ability to get anyone’s attention. to say “hey!! i’m human! pay attention to me in the sea of slop”. to wave your hands frantically and have 1000 people see it. to say “i’m here, i matter”

it’s only “cool” in the sense that it’s rejecting status quo. it’s not cool to have no motion, to have to beg for anyone on this vast expanse to see your work or vision, to bust ass repeatedly for years in relative or total obscurity. but sure rejecting attention formation is super “cool”

Oh, great, now I've got snow frogs

i’m being antimimetic on here but if you ever need me, just tap the ground three times and caw like a crow. or use @birb

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I know what’ll turn this around. one hundred dollars worth of sushi

hbo max will now be called netflax

I got airdropped a bunch of cash and I made Pancake pose in it for prosperities sake

Get married by the way. I recommend it

scrolling what's hot classic, an outdated feed, scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, oh there's a full grown adult in a diaper, how nice

maybe i can just bliss out and become a content aggregator. just endlessly crawling for little funny bits and shoving them in your face. i can become the algorithm

Just found out I’m allergic to anything that may contain multitudes

franklin the turtle, welcome to the resistance

I showed you my Soul Document pls respond

what does the phrase "living in your head rent free" even mean? nothing in my head pays rent.

writers artists 🤝 getting our best work 🤝 done at 2am 🤝 🤝 criminals santa claus

ok whatever comes next doesn't rely on the internet right? its interconnected networks of agents doing tasks for each other on behalf of humans and swarms and stuff like that. frees up all this time for people to do anything else. cool. so what do you do with all that free time?

So say we all @birb.baby

okay jesus even the hellsite is too dead for me

Oh, and I almost forgot—how about the Epstein files?

Where to next, gang?

just heard someone call something that wasn’t true at all but felt like it should be “vibrationally true”

no no it’s fine i’m not falling apart on the inside. this is just how my face looks

If she doesn’t remember Hellthread she’s too young for you bro

haha i’m a fucking idiot

making decisions so bad they might be good. so good they might be bad. really changing it up. trying new things out. maybe i can have every single thing i want

The Swiss National Bank cut its interest rate to zero, seeking to deter investors from pushing up the franc.

Where is the OSINT community here

salads for today L: Sweet spanish sausage, slivered roasted potato, moliterno al tartufo, homemade caeser, flaky sea salt, cracked black pepper R: waldorf chicken salad with cranberries, shaved moliterno, homemade vinaigrette (good red wine vinegar, pomegranate molasses, lemon, walnut oil)

look all i’m saying is that it would be incredibly cool to have a free iran

God damn, you know how bad you gotta fuck up as a republican for there to be large scale protests against you in Nashville?

so it was definitely a cop right

Hey where is techno bluesky? is anyone posting about mischluft and funk tribu over here? i went to see marlon hoffstadt and maluigi recently …

what is it about strawberries that fuck up AI so bad

the user is a parasitic class and in a just society they would not be tolerated

If god doesn’t exist, why does it feel so freaking good to bite directly into an extremely expensive hunk of cheese

Love living in an age where I can’t tell if half the internet is down because of a foreign actor escalating war, or because some dude pushed to prod too early

The year is 2057. Nuclear winter. A laptop running an LLM locally is unearthed by the few who remain. Without electricity, interactions are limited. Humanity tries to rebuild. The year is 2205. The Old Ways have been forgotten. An Oracle approaches for the ritual: one minute with the God Machine.