entire group chat is obsessed w cape verde rn 🙂‍↕️

this probably means nothing to anyone but in ptcgp yesterday i got a god pack with FA milotic and THEN pulled 2 more and traded the extras for RR mega audino and RR mega sableye :) :) :)

haha what if i moved to london

i am very tired

being asked a braindead question by someone that could be easily solved if they spent two seconds of critical thinking actually makes me feel violent sometimes like why are you so useless that you have to ask which SLACK CHANNEL to post a question in. what the fuck kind of learned helplessness

we are all new yorkers tonight LOOL

i'm so tired of work man :(

congratulations to zohran mamdani and also kylie jenner

i don't want to work anymore

i have unfortunately perceived too much secondhand ube ice cream discourse and just keep coming back to the fact that these people are woke scolding ab third world filipino farmers on a website owned by elon musk

bf says today is a really good day for high intensity masculine brooding

never fucking forgive them for what they've done to the computer

i wonder how many real life acquaintances i've discarded from my brain in favor of saving the 50+ kpop idols i recognize by face

waking up without back pain is life changing wow omg i am a new woman

i've done it i've finally fixed my back pain 🙏🏻 i have the entire rest of my life now to develop more back pain 🙂‍↕️

feeling so out of my mind rn bc why did i just pull out a plate to mash an avocado in

playing persona has made me realize two things: pokemon is a jrpg, and persona is like pokemon if every pokemon u caught was either weird guy or sexy woman

might fuck around and start playing persona 5

u wouldn't butter a pecan

fatshaming my dog bc i fed her this morning and then an hour later my bf didn't see my text and fed her again

there are two wolves inside me, one is a massive hater of my dumb coworkers, the other is a dumb bitch that my smarter coworkers hate. both are illiterate

one of my fav restaurants is closing next month wtfffffff

genuinely why is it so hard to find natural fiber tops that don't cost $100 or look like you're part of a commune

extremely cool and normal day to live in dc

mutual: ugh the discourse is so bad today me (only seen tweets about gay little gnomes): yeah it's pretty rough out there

my first ever digital movie purchase was a good one

i love toilet paper with a cute lil wavy scalloped edge like that's so girlypop

asserting dominance at work by absentmindedly responding to a director w his real name instead of his nickname, directly disproving him when he was condescending about your post he didn't read, and making him so tilted that he submits a debug "update" to one-up the improvement you made to a workflow

i am sick and tired of hearing about this god damn decrepit piece of shit old man this has lasted my entire adult life i've had enough i want to be free i need him to die yesterday

one of my coworkers is genuinely the most unpleasant person i've ever worked with, has zero communication skills for a remote job, types like a middle schooler, asks vague questions that give no context into what he's even trying to do, and THEN after all that doesn't even say thank you for the help

pokopia propaganda everywhere i go... i don't need a switch 2 rn i dooooon't 😔

europeans really ate w heated towel racks

if pombon's final evo isn't a fire/fairy dessert dog i'm gonna cry fr

where is alysa's free skate i s2g if they don't post the vid right now I AM WAITING. IMPATIENTLY

i take back everything bad i ever said abt my producer bc now there's a new one who's Much more annoying and won't stop dming me abt bugs that haven't been triaged yet. lady triaging them is YOUR job. send them to my prod if u want me to fix em stop dming me like i'm actively working on them already

i love an iced latte in subzero temps 💆🏻‍♀️

she laog on ma chili till i crisp

the worst people in the world screaming crying throwing up ab that halftime show rn 🙂‍↕️

happy frieren friday to all who celebrate

:(

i loove blueberries

going to bed early to prepare for war tomorrow (bts ticket presale)

i got new glasses now i look like an even bigger nerd 🤓

the back pain that has plagued me on and off for a year disappeared after 5 pilates classes and i'm still thinking about it... waking up completely pain free is incredible omg i can't believe some people live like this all the time... hope this continues for me

today is the worst day of the year

i'm so bored its ube cookie baking time again

who up maxing out their roth ira today 🤩

i got 4 piercings yesterday and a laughably small bonus today i am soooo ready for 2026

where to find a ridiculous puffer jacket that doesn't look uggo and also doesn't cost an absurd amount of money

i really waited too long to start traveling to europe bc the dipshit president has plummeted the us dollar so much that the exchange rate actually hurts 😒