sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣

cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents

📣THREAD: It’s surprising to me that so many people were surprised to learn that Signal runs partly on AWS (something we can do because we use encryption to make sure no one but you–not AWS, not Signal, not anyone–can access your comms). It’s also concerning. 1/

:3

Puppy moment

pro tip für heute: Fraport Besucherterrasse plus der leichte Kerosingeruch, Turbinentauschen und auf eine Bank legen ist perfekt zum Hirn ausschalten und relaxen

Vor einem Jahr war Beacon Rail und ELL schon gut dabei, beides wird diesen Monat aber nochmal überarbeitet ^^

Politicians & pundits pit us against each other over bathroom signs, while CEOs get richer & we struggle to make ends meet. Scapegoating trans women for bathroom "dangers" deflects our anger from their profit while we fear, & distracts from the real threat to women: predatory men who assault/abuse

wann darf ich endlich gänzlich high auf Beruhigungsmitteln im Cargo hold fliegen, wie es sich für einen doggo wie mich gehört,,, 👉👈

arzttermin-speedrunning

women,, 🥺🥺

wruff, hi bluesky beings :3

silly

pet4pet

she be bouncing on me like the s&p 500

woof 🥺🥺

faggots,,, 🥺🥺🥺

not beating the puppygirl allegations

@bahn.de Wann Anime im ICEPortal, damit mensch im ICE auch bei schlechter Verbindung wegen Animationsfilmen weinen kann? :3

Hannover

Artist: jia ma Media: gundam, gundam suisei no majo Source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/113204316

spotted in nürnberg

repost to make a UI friend anxious

NEED to be bound, gagged and taken to a secondary location

a group of angels is called a hermeneutics

algorithmically finding the most effecient route for a road trip to kiss all my lesbian friends, call me dykestra

i queried this lexicon and every record was under your name

69 followers, 69 following, and the 69th post posted at 4:20. it has completed bluesky and will never post again now o7

me when balls gone

t4t dating experience

FF während Riedbahn und KRM Sperrung 🚬🚬🚬

groceries gotten so expensive again 🚬🚬🚬

books were bought :3

Oh my dear estrogen, I love you sooo much

Lesbian Sex

I'm pretty sure all my traumas would disappear if someone hugged me like I hug my plushie