ALL AT&T EMPLOYEES ARE GOING TO HELL

[open if ur an iOS app developer] oooooo you want to install macos 26 and xcode 26 ooooo you want to update your app with the latest libraries and sdks ooooo

I do not "`npm build`". I do not "`rollup`". I write the JavaScript and CSS. If I can't download a bundle, then I don't USE IT.

Hello it is me Tim Cooks. I am Stuck in purgatory and i need your credit card to get out Help Me

Hey there. I really don't like doing this, but things are getting rough financially and I could really use some help to keep things running. https://ko-fi.com/TheEssem https://patreon.com/TheEssem Right now, server costs for esmBot, wetdry.world, and some other assorted things are around […]

If you use Linux, this is your final boss.

MOSHIDON REFERENCE

On July 27th, 1993, Microsoft released NT. This made a lot of people very unhappy and has widely been regarded as a bad move.

year of total android death

Hi I'm Kaitlin do you hate the computer #metoo

why did tim haywood compose fire for the worst game in the bloons series

super. hot. super. hot. super. hot. super. hot. super. hot.

i made a banner ad for java

for some reason drawing's easier when i'm doing a shitpost. anyways i made this one with my mouse #nichijou #日常

okay i'm just gonna post this out in the open, if you write SFW furry literature and would be interested in a writing club for said literature with an accompanying magazine please contact me (or just reply or something.) communication is primarily over discord so if you don't have that you might […]

On the internet you can be :nano: and everybody will know

they're making a new circle of hell for sourceforge

Nano

i wasnt paying attention and i heard this from my tv and i thought i was having a fucking fever dream

Doomscroller / GUMI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xjuVeeEEWo

In the "compose file". Straight up "Yamling" it. and by it haha wel. Lets justr say. My dockir

Tomodachi life is such a funny game because your miis will just wander aimlessly in circles in their apartment waiting for an omnipotent being, and then ask them to tickle their nose for a disposable camera like ????

They're gonna kill you if you don't have a "Sign in with passkey" button on your login page today

:nano:

I'm introducing nanohosting where a clone of myself just breaks into your house and if you ask her kindly she'll run some bull shit

Hey, Linux people: a LOT of folks are screaming off Windows right now. Be. Kind. To. Them. They don't know much yet, so they are going to ask really basic questions. If you're KIND, you might get some to give it a try and stick to it bc they know they can ask for help. If you're unkind, you're […]

setting my computer's hostname to "gaster" in the debian installer and when i press r it immediately turns the computer and all the peripherals back into their raw materials

We Are Number One, but it's Don't Forget https://youtu.be/I0vGvqE1Fhs

GRUB Is An Opponent. GRUB Must Be Stopped.

I JUST WANT THE OUR TABLE UPDATE BRO 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

substack users going to hell for using substack

one of the big issues of our table, especially since the introduction of cinder blocks like fire that do tick damage is the lack of damage feedback, which i'll resolve in v3.0.0 by making it unmissable (you'll be able to crank this down in the settings)

computers suck bro

watching the sky in horror as yet another spamton g spamton is placed and plunges my city into eternal darkness

making a Happy Mac in Cupertino on Wplace feel free to contribute

the year is 2063. totp is long abandoned in favor of widespread passkey support. valve's still sleeping on their dogshit app being the only 2fa method

do ratings even matter on this godforsaken platform

This cover is really good and I'm sad it doesn't have more views please https://youtu.be/qviZ-8DC7pk