I am forever burdened with the fact that my dad is a massive Karen 😔

OKAY ALRIGHT I’LL POST IT LATER THIS WEEK DAMN

Chat please I just wan an excuse to post bulge

Call me the overthinker.

Get this number to 400 and I’ll treat the skyline to bulge

“Shenanigans” has to be in the top 5 words of all time

Holy shit, fucking CLOUDFLARE is practically down. I just straight up can’t access some websites wtf

Can we get a “fuck stuffy noses” in chat?

people in the 1600s: now that ye have receiveth my letter ye must send one just like it to 5 of those ye know or ye will be smited down by the heavens

i wish my nose wasnt stuffed

gimme attention pls 😊 ngl.link/frogfromsaturn

Fuck my stupid chungus liver not letting me get on e

If I don’t find an endocrinologist that takes my insurance soon there’s gonna be lots of problems

I can't wait for the GabeCube to come out (im broke and there's no way i can afford it)

Crazy how many people’s Bluesky anniversaries are in November… it’s almost like some major event happened to cause this… 🤔

Damn, just realized I missed my anniversary…

gimme attention pls 😊 ngl.link/frogfromsaturn

2 3/4 hours remain

I am demanding money

You have 3 1/2 hours.

If I reach 400 followers tonight I’ll post bulge this week 🤷‍♀️ #bored

Can’t wait for the one punch man season 3 remake in 12 years

I think more women should wear office clothes and also be kinda mean to me

Does anyone else ever get this weird version of déjà vu where they experience something recently and then when you recall that thing it feels like you also experienced the same thing a while before the time you’re recalling?

Holding a Princess Rosalina lookalike contest in my bedroom

I cannot overstate how good this sandwich was. Genuinely the best I’ve ever made. (My lips are on fire tho 😭)

I’ve peaked in sandwich making 🤤🤤🤤

It sucks to feel nonexistent sometimes 😞

guh

stinky girl failure reporting for duty 🫡

The world if humans were just naturally clean and didn’t have to bathe themselves

It is Transgender Awareness Week. All cis people owe me $250 each

It’s kinda funny how my deadname is technically unisex, you just NEVER see women with the name 😭

welcome to amélie’s whore store where all the women smell like onion

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Listen, Cherry Bomb by Tyler, The Creator may be trash, but it’s my trash

real evil is the midday sleepy times

It’s never been more over

I just wish I had money

I think you should get really angry at me and pin me down and realize how easy it was and feel a bit turned on and im shivering and kinda scared under you and it turns you on even more and y-

Okay I think the bit is over. I don’t think I can get more evil than that.

Gen AI is good. It’s a very helpful resource for everyone. You should use it.

Evil stuff. send post

I’m good. 🤭

I hate tiramisu.

I will be vulnerable about my insecurities and talk about them with a professional.

I can get a lot more evil but I will restrain myself.

Cyberpunk 2077 is a bad game.

Humanity should destroy more nature to build even more unaffordable housing.

i think we should lower the minimum wage bc rich peoole don’t make enough money