he: hey, how's your project with the superglue coming along? me: 👌

One of the skeleton competitors is named Burger, and the commentators were talking about "a slider like Burger" 🍔

Here, have a brand new original song for Valentine's Day - I wrote and recorded an unconventional love song called Never Wanted To Fall. ipoint.to/NWTF

It looks like the "move down the platform" sign at Aga Khan westbound has been shoveled off.

Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Wait - you mean it's possible for an elected American executive to obey the law?

🎵 Come on, shake your body baby, do that conga I know you can't control yourself, Willy Wonka 🎵

As a longtime former resident of downtown Toronto I am here to say this is a valuable service, because civilians can't stand for hours on end drinking coffee with their heads down surfing the web on their phones while waiting for the lunch truck to arrive like highly-trained law enforcement can.

inside you are two humidifiers

In 2019, Premier Ford substantially cut OSAP grants and axed the interest-free six-month grace period before graduates had to repay OSAP loans. He's again limiting grants as well as vastly increasing loans — a recipe for massive student debt, to begin being repaid immediately post-graduation.

Earlier this week I wrote to my Councillor, Mayor, and MPP explaining why an inquiry is necessary - and noting that this government has previously been forced into doing the right thing via the application of sufficient pressure. Please consider writing to your elected representatives, too.

Hang on, that's not a press report, that's just a summary of "99 Luftballoons."

Oh and then this shows up at the top of my feed. What the fucking fuck.

The existence of slopestyle skiing and snowboarding implies the existence of levelstyle skiing and snowboarding

A doctor says to take the vaccine, but a roadkill-eating lawyer with a brain worm says not to. How could anyone know which one to believe on medical issues?

I talked about these two roundhouses, and the railway lands, in part of my video about Toronto's lost railways: youtu.be/lb-gy3yxJH8

My Line 5 Eglinton Crosstown LRT opening day video is available now! Come along with me and check out Toronto's newest transit line. Spoiler alert: it went better than Line 6 did! youtu.be/qL3ABYUhhH0

Currently on a Line 5 vehicle heading east from Mount Dennis but the vehicle thinks it's heading west from Kennedy via Ionview, Birchmount, and Golden Mile

Intruder detector

digital version so you can play along too!

Okay, I guess I won't walk on top of the vehicles

They didn't do a good job of clearing snow at the crosswalk for the Wynford Drive stop

Doug Ford looks confused as the TTC fare gates refuse to accept his Therme Canada VIP card.

Greg Bovino is an amagram for Bovine Grog.

Doug Ford is a coward for refusing to hold a public inquiry into the Eglinton Crosstown LRT! With fifteen years of construction, costs of over $13 billion, and endless disruption to local businesses, the public deserves answers NOW! #shame #TTC #TOpoli #ONpoli www.thestar.com/news/gta/no-...

Two years ago today, I released this video about the Eglinton Crosstown LRT. And in all that time ... it still hasn't opened! But at least we're close now 🙂 youtu.be/N9GzDujvKoc

City of Toronto Excited To Offer Mountain Biking Lanes To Cyclists This Winter.

The Orangeville Brampton Railway was part of the CVR. I covered its history, including the development of the CVR overall, in this video: youtu.be/eBtREVkhfyM

Timeline cleanse!

OK how did the finals of the Westminster Dog Show manage to have one dog that looks exactly like Gandalf and one that looks exactly like Saruman

Excellent news.

So Say We All #BikeTO @cycletoronto.bsky.social @rzaichkowski.bsky.social @shawnmicallef.bsky.social @mlongfield.bsky.social @mayoroliviachow.ca @chrismoise.ca @diannesaxe.bsky.social @paulafletcherto.bsky.social

This should be standard for every transit system. And they should have to do it twice a year, in July & January because the January trip will show the flaws in stark detail.

Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star

So ... maybe the Eglinton Crosstown LRT will open before the Artemis II launch? www.msn.com/en-us/news/t...

Meanwhile, I bet #TTC CEO Mandeep Lali is feeling like this ahead of today's TTC board meeting which would see the Eglinton Crosstown LRT opening come up. #TOpoli #ONpoli

It looks like the Zamboni at Leslie station isn't so much cleaning the floor as turning the salt into stripes.

Peter Mandelson embroiled in scandal on Groundhog Day. Apt.

Live update from the Kennedy Center

hmmm... "signal issue"

So the Melania movie was a bust - and not even a natural one.

The TTC's robovoice is announcing shuttle buses supplementing Yonge subway service "due to overcrowd conditions." Narrator (a.k.a. notsmoothsteve): The real reason is inadequate subway service.

I wonder if the refrigerated egg delivery truck needs to be heated on cold days like this 🥶

I could use a milder north right now tbh

bUt nObOdY RiDeS BiKeS HeRe iN ThE WiNtEr Bike lanes are impassable. BikeShare stations are snowed in. Still nearly 2,000 trips.

Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.

The plastic seats on TTC electric buses are not just uncomfortably hard but also uncomfortably cold in this weather.

it doesn't take a PhD in astrophysics to recognize fascism well done for speaking out, Sir Brian