The craziest part of any mosh pit is the guy throwing the beer he just spent $20 on

Wherever possible please buy your books directly from authors and/or publishers. Even ebooks (then Amazon can't delete them either). We make a better cut and you get the same thing or better, plus Bezos and ilk don't get richer. Win win win.

𝙸'𝚖 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚋𝚞𝚐-𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚎𝚛𝚊 ♡

BREAKING NEWS: the people who drunkenly sway off beat to "Red Solo Cup" by Toby Keith have opinions on the halftime show

an unelected billionaire storming into US agencies, installing his unqualified and unapproved lackeys, purging civil servants, seizing access to sensitive data and payments, unilaterally eliminating federal agencies: fine identifying the lackeys: illegal

I love it when someone sneezes and it sounds like a dog bark. Woof to you too

trying to get my mind to look like this again:

I was one of those warning how bad it would be and how Trump 2 would be much worse than anyone complacently assumed. But even I didn’t have ‘cancel all foreign aid, including to kids with HIV & malaria’ and also ‘let the world’s richest man get access to our private data’ on my 2025 bingo card.

I hope hamsters feel proud of themselves when they stuff their mouths full of seeds. They deserve to feel pride at that moment

At some point protests for various things will start. It's important for activists to protest Congress. Not Trump. Saving democracy happens through Congress asserting its proper constitutional oversight power and its power of the purse. Repeat after me: protest, Congress.

My husband and I are voting with our dollar the next few years, so I've been on the hunt for a peanut butter that doesn't have a fascist-bootlicking aftertaste. Skippy is the winner, and breakfast is saved. 🥰

I’ll stop “overreacting” when you start reacting.

we never should’ve given power to the nerds. the jocks shouldn’t have it either. we must usher in the age of the goths

Commit the sin of empathy.

Currently watching the 1964 Addams Family for the first time, and it really is the perfect comfort show. 🦇 🥀

Nothing is more humbling than a skinny fitness influencer who does the same sport as me "Now for a quick warmup we are gonna run at a slow pace, and I mean S-L-O-W, like [insert my best time I've ever ran]" 💀

Robert Eggers is making a werewolf movie and honestly, the horror girlies just stay winning.

‘NOSFERATU’ has been nominated for 4 #Oscars  • Best Make-Up & Hair • Best Costume Design • Best Cinematography • Best Production Design See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarsNoms25

We've finally defeated cancel culture. Now people only get fired for criticizing the government

If you are feeling helpless; join the most politically aligned group you can and get to work. If you are scared of talking to people; they need everything, even data entry. You will meet people who share you fears and loves. And you will be engaging with real power, not social media noise.

This is definitely a first for me. A SENIOR official in the White House publicly declaring that the president's big announcement from the day prior is kind of a ruse

We had to get in on the video action too — Bluesky now has custom feeds for video! Like any other feed, you can choose to pin these or not. Bluesky is yours to customize.

This is the GOP’s long con on full display.

What are we even doing here

As an artist, I could never separate another artist from their art. Are you kidding? Art is a piece of the artist. They are inextricably linked. Please, never separate me from my art. If I ever somehow become a monster, forget my name and my creations. Let both die forever. We are one.

Be uncompromising with your art. Weird, cute, happy, funny, despairing, whatever is your vibe. In the modern world of media sanitizing arts and entertainment, be uncompromising, be honest, make what speaks to you.

Weirdly, I can’t find Kid Rock’s complaint about Trump not attending Biden’s.

If you want more weird shit in the world, stop dunking on the weird shit that doesn't resonate for you, k?

David Lynch gave us the language we needed to better articulate the indescribable strangeness of our shared reality. “Lynchian” is so overused because it’s a viscerally understandable word without any known synonyms. I can’t imagine a more beautiful artistic legacy than that.

Jon Bánh mì Jovi is an underutilized drag name

Not only are these my top 3 movies of 2024, I would also go as far to say they are PERFECT 10/10 movies. All three had a unique vision AND perfect execution. Creative, effective, and has a story that lingers in your mind well after the movie is over. #Nosferatu #MadS #ISawTheTVGlow

Don't ever let a Trump supporter tell you they care about women's safety

A question that all of us should be asking ourselves more is: “Is this piece of media actually bad or am I not the target audience for it?”

Squatter is a good millennial boy name

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO 🐐 🍎

every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season

Every fucking word of this.👇

Alright, where are my fellow Indie-Sleaze-Scratch-Hyperpop besties and my Goblincore-Fantasy-Forest Brethren?

If my knee is gonna crack like that, the least it could do is glow in the dark

I was asked today by a younger artist on how is it that I'm able to draw everyday without getting into a slump or art block and I was able to break it down into some bullet points. (Thread)

i am not afraid of ghosts bc of the simple fact that most of my social interactions haunt me in ways a murdered victorian never could

Our information problem in a nutshell: critical truth is locked behind a paywall while misinformation is free. Journalists obviously need to get paid, but this asymmetry is a huge problem

The worst cheesecurd you've ever had is still an 8/10 experience at least