Here's one I got yesterday. Count the misleading statements. They are legion.

This is a direct result of Trump's policies.

This is nothing new. Weak and insecure men have been looking outside the US for subservient wives for a long time. Just look at Donald. He's with a Slovenian who knows how to keep her opinions to herself if given enough jewelry.

Fuck you.

Trump is entirely full of shit. There is no deal with Iran. Its leaders insist the strait is closed and will remain so until Trump stops the blockade of Iranian ports The emperor not only has no clothes; he has no brain www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04...

Earth Girl, JQP, 2026

I must have a much broader definition of “inconvenience” than the New Yorker, because I consider “paying to rent media which can then be increased in price or taken away from me completely based on a corporation’s whim” pretty damn inconvenient.

"Inconvenience," my ass. "Ownership," and "control," and "privacy," morelike. The music I buy, I want to own, and play when I want, and not worry about being tracked, clustered, marketed, or sold as a commodity because I listened to it. The death of ownership continues apace.

I have a complicated relationship with James Joyce's works. I've often called them "something I'd like to read," and I've Ulysses and Finnegan's Wake in my library for decades. But I've also struggled to even remember where they are, and I've never read anything but their spines during that time.

New euphemism for "pure, unadulterated horseshit" just dropped

I spent a lifetime as a stand up comic. My idols were Pryor, Carlin, Lily, Hicks, Robin and Joan. This speaks volumes. Comedy is supposed to speak truth to power. This is sycophantic, debased, lapdoggery. Being praised for helping the Genius Black Woman lose is indescribably revolting.

The Iranian military says the Strait of Hormuz is closed again. Ships are turning back.

I keep imagining the prompt.

LinkedIn is a pretty terrible site but sure I'll bring my slightly hostile anti-AI takes over there why not. The worst that can happen is that I don't get considered for a job I'd hate to do anyway.

Right out in the open, Donald Trump is suing his own IRS to try to steal $10 BILLION taxpayer dollars. I just introduced a bill that would make this theft ILLEGAL.

This really is the only way to get rid of the stench and stain on our country's government.

This picture of Astronaut Christina Koch after the Artemis landing is frankly incredible and beautiful.

NOPE. "Illegal" immigrants are not eligible to buy insurance through the Affordable Care Act (ACA) Marketplace. They also can't get fed subsidies to help pay for premiums and can't enroll in Medicaid or Medicare. Tax credit expired, premiums skyrocketed and 1.4 million Americans couldn't afford it.

Republicans got rid of a public option in Obamacare *because* insurance company profits would suffer. A big talking point at the time as that healthcare was 1/6th of our economy and universal care would jeopardize jobs. I remember thinking the problem is that healthcare is 1/6th of our economy!

July 21 1935: The Führer orders a new reception hall and ballroom to "entertain foreign diplomats" at the Chancellery. Underneath the dance floor is an air raid shelter. A 2nd deeper bunker is built next to this in 1944, where he would spend his last days as the Reich collapsed.

This is certainly news to Thom Tillis and North Carolina residents.

Someone else who rolled in Trump for money, and now has Trump stuck to them that they can't wipe off. Good. Kiss Trump's ass, live with the stink.

Seattle is literally breaking records for the price of diesel thanks to Trump's war of choice. This is hitting our supply chains—and you're going to see the difference at the grocery store. I'll keep voting to end this senseless war again and again.

All 8 Tennessee House Republicans just obediently voted to keep Trump’s war with Iran going: @RepHarshbarger @RepOgles @timburchett @RepDavidKustoff @DesJarlaisTN04 @RepChuck @MattForTN @RepJohnRose @RepGolden was the lone Dem to oppose it. It failed by 1 vote. 🤔

Holy misogynistic marketing, Batman!

Tell that to everyone now paying the skyrocketing gas prices your boss directly caused, Karoline. Up 94 CENTS A GALLON nationally from a year ago today. Donald Trump's administration continues to live in an alternate universe. What a completely detached failure.

BBC VERIFY: “Israel leveling villages in Lebanon” www.bbc.com/news/article...

It's his damned job. Seriously, it's his damned job. It's why he's in the WH in the first place, ostensibly speaking. This is someone who refuses to answer even the most basic questions asked of him, about the one thing for which he should have the best answers of the whole friggin' administration.

White supremacists always lose their sh*t when confronted with their appalling racism.

The podcast containing the quote on that board.

Trump's Budget Director Russ Vought just REFUSED to tell me how much of YOUR taxpayer dollars Trump has already spent on his war of choice with Iran. That's outrageous. It's literally his job to know, and the American people deserve answers!

Well, yeah. Any modest gain made on income tax was already stolen from you thanks to a higher cost of living. The Trump administration keeps lying to us - "you'll do better in the future, we promise, so suck it up & give your money to the rich and the violent today!" - hoping we won't remember.

What's that, #DoorDash? You rolled in Trump for money, and now you've got some Trump on ya that won't come off? Good. Any business, like #Goya, that kisses Trump's ass hoping to make a buck from it should be shunned.

I would really like to see a "declouding" movement where consumers demand any software that doesn't strictly need to be in the cloud, be downloadable to run locally on their own hardware. The way that things used to be.

Disney's new CEO, whose pay package is worth nearly $45M, just announced 1,000 layoffs. Reminder that Disney paid an effective federal income tax rate of ZERO in 2025 and aims to buy back $7B of its own stock in 2026. This is what corporate greed looks like.

Also, to be clear, Trans Day of Visibility is always on March 31. It's Easter that moves around.

This man must never become president.

This is an important point to remember every time some yahoo politician who wants to defund the NSF reads the title of a grant in dumbstruck tones: "They're studying the venom of Gila monsters? What? Who's *that* for?" All of us, Gomer. It's how science actually works.

Thank you, Seattle 💙

A Real President. Kind, thoughtful, brave, diplomatic, fair-minded, businesslike, dedicated, tireless and cared about All Americans. He quoted poetry, his weakness was ice cream. Joseph R. Biden

Allowing a #DoorDash driver to take part in government propaganda is wrong. Participating in PR for an administration that is lawless, vicious, and dangerous is disgusting. I will spend my dollars where my values are respected. I won’t use DoorDash.

It's Schrödinger’s joke: It only decides to be a joke when you open the box to ask why Trump said it.

IT ABSOLUTELY THE FUCK IS NOT