This. Is. Why. I. Paint.

I'm at the "I'm dying" phase of the cold. It was lovely knowing you Themis is right there giving me the last sacrament

Wood fire on. Cat on knees. Head wooly. Back achy. Its October all tight

Freshers Flu has got me. The rest of you, save yourselves.

AI vampirises amazing harsh work from enormous amounts of people (particularly from the arts and humanities), and the media just vomits this BS. We're oh so fucked.

This is nothing but a gesture, considering every POW returns mutilated and every liberated settlement is filled with improvised torture chambers. Still, it’s something every russia appeasement adept should see when they close their eyes

What a cunt

Je préfère écouter les gens qui connaissent le dossier, c’est bien plus intéressant.

I live in Romania. My wife is Romanian. My children are both Romanian and British. I cry inside every time I hear this. I rush to the speaker to turn off the audio lest they hear what is being said about them.

I've lived in this country most of my adult life. I've adopted many of its quirks... I answer "could be worse" to how are yous... But it's things like these that make me wonder what the fuck this place is about, literally yearning for that bullshit.

Literally wankers

what if ice but provided by crapita

Monday... yet again

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com

Brits and British news freaking out that they'll be treated the same way going to the EU as they treat the rest of the world getting into the UK.

Follow us on multiple platforms: * X (Twitter) | x.com/auschwitzmuseum * Facebook | facebook.com/auschwitzmemorial * Instagram | instagram.com/auschwitzmemorial * Mastodon | https://mastodon.world/@auschwitzmuseum * Threads | https://www.threads.com/@auschwitzmemorial Amplify our voice.

Dean's flow stops after pipe rapture

Keir Starmer’s spokesperson asked for the PM's response to Nigel Farage’s plan to deport hundreds of thousands of people living and working completely legally in the UK, replies that he thinks it is “unworkable” and “unfunded”. So his objection is that they’ve got their sums wrong

Naw but if seriously guys if Reform gets in they will deport Europeans with settled status too. That will 100% happen.

Considering everything going on and the nutters mobilising our minds, health, money.... here's my cat refusing to leave me alone for 5 minutes

Les "quatre coins de l'hexagone " 🤪

"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”

Mix of cowardice and failing to understand the way racists have forced the agenda. This has to come to an end.

the past two days truly unlocked a new level of rage I didn’t realize I had in me. every awful person did the usual awful things they do, but dialed up to eleven and all at once so it felt like an avalanche

Unfortunately, this is important. Re-posting with alt text.

leg cramps

It's now morning. And the totally unhinged way America is dealing with the death of a fascist POS who called on the murders of people of colour, lgbtq+, ... while Starmer somehow decided that THIS PERSON's death was something to publically feel sorry for, confirms I am right.

Time to log off. I have no faith in America and in Americans to deal with yet mite deaths in the way civilised people ought to

Hello world. Just had a hideous night's sleep, so here's to a shitty Monday.

Life in Paris...people. Life in Paris is wonderful people.

Top-tier sexy stuff unfiltered on French tv.

this is the nra’s chance to show they’re not full of shit (spoiler they are)

FYI quite a few of you follow this chap Liverpool teacher who exposed himself to student online banned from working with children - Liverpool Echo share.google/RRUG4uhA1nqL...

This cute little chapel in Langon, Brittany is actually a repurposed Roman bathhouse thought to date to the 4th century. Inside it can be found an ancient fresco of Venus emerging from the waves (although I didn't get to see that as it was locked on the date I visited...). #RomanSiteSaturday.

On the same day in the Telegraph:

Given the news about Melvyn Bragg stepping down from In Our Time, now might be a good time to share this list (thanks to Paul Cartledge for the reminder!) keenerclassics.wordpress.com/classics-in-...

It's really a miracle he can make it up a flagpole!

Ce n’est pas inéluctable non. À condition que tout le monde fasse sa part. Ici Caroline a été tuée parce que les harceleurs n’ont pas été identifiés, parce que l’éducation nationale n’a rien fait pour la protéger, parce que la police n’a rien fait, parce que la justice n’a rien fait.

Parce qu'un prof bosse chez lui, avec toutes les micro coupures que ça implique, et ça, je connais bien. Du coup, ça augmente pas le temps de travail, quoique , mais ça le disperse sur les soirs, les petits matins, les weekends...

It's the 1st of September, and I've had the theme of Game of Thrones playing in my.head since 5am. It's not filling me with foreboding at all

As an alternative to all the well wishers... May I suggest a nasty stroke that left him alive, but very much as useful as a vat of toxic blubber. The nightmare of having to deal with this would be rather entertaining.

Simple, efficace...... #HumourDouteux

Very much my own experience and sentiment

Cette vidéo de chevaliers dansants me fait dire qu'un internet, c'est souvent violent et bête, mais parfois, c'est juste magique... ⚔️ Bonne rentrée à toutes et tous !!!!