@mrjamesob.bsky.social Dress for the job you want. #widow

Happy Easter @sturdyalex.bsky.social, Christ is risen!

@mrjamesob.bsky.social may I propose “Osbourne’s Axe”? A razor would seem to be far too much of a precise instrument

@sturdyalex.bsky.social pedantry alert 🚨 although Royal Mint coins are legal tender, a shop is well within its rights, to refuse coins as payment. They can accept payment in whatever form they want (not that it would be a good business model.) Legal tender refers exclusively to court debts.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social I broke a bed late at night once (no sniggering - I just sat down heavily on the edge). Not having enough books at that time I got the jack from the car and jacked it up solid overnight and then the building maintenance fixed it the next day

Wonder if Liz Truss is considering becoming a republican again...?

@mrjamesob.bsky.social A man and his son are in a car accident. Unfortunately, the father dies at the scene, but the son survives and is taken to A&E. The surgeon looks at the patient on the table and says, “I can’t operate on him; that’s my son.” How is this possible?

I don’t know if you know, @mrjamesob.bsky.social, but while we were laughing and Braverman and Jenrick for getting locked in the wrong lobby, you said Anderson deserved to hold on to his title of “most useless MP.” Wait until you hear who the Reform Chief Whip is…

I understand “Many Happy Returns!” are in order @sturdyalex.bsky.social

Only 24hours late, @mrjamesob.bsky.social

Just got round to Thursday’s Mystery Hour with @mrjamesob.bsky.social . Had only this week been wondering what had become of Professor Hal; delighted to hear he seems to be doing well!

@mrjamesob.bsky.social just re-listened to your full disclosure with Dawn French… has your publisher even met either of you? You can talk, but l feel Dawn could be going even now. An absolute delight

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Don’t you mean DangerMouse’s sidekick, Frank Mancois?

How did Ellie not deserve an Rayleigh Otter, @mrjamesob.bsky.social ?

@mrjamesob.bsky.social: A Brummie, a Manc and a Scouser are arguing about which is Britain’s second city. The Brummie says Birmingham, the Manc says Manchester and the Scouser says London.

Trump, "We're not dependent on China, we're dependent on a smart President. If we have a smart president we have no trouble"

Apparently, @mrjamesob.bsky.social has no “concrete” evidence on what might have happened to the suspended radio presenter. Well played sir, well played!

Thinking of heading over to “the other place” for a few minutes just to laugh at Mike ‘grows concrete’ Graham

Is this where your hate comes from @mrjamesob.bsky.social? Although I think it may be a full zip rather than just a quarter zip…

If you’re a veggie or a vegan spending time in an Orthodox country, always ask for the fasting (“post” in Romania, where I live) menu. It’s normally available even outside fasting periods. @sturdyalex.bsky.social knows ;)

Thanks for your commentary @brianmoore666.bsky.social. I think you get the balance between explaining the game to new viewers and not alienating/patronizing (matronizing?) those who have watched or played rugby for many years. Chapeau!

Happy with Apple’s new classification of Mystery Hour @mrjamesob.bsky.social ?

@mrjamesob.bsky.social I presume someone in his family has taken a short position on paracetamol manufacturers

I knew he’d voted for Johnson. But despite listening to him nearly every day for the last 9 years, today was the first time I’d heard that @mrjamesob.bsky.social worked for the Daily Mail!

I can’t quite remember where my recommendation for @jonnelledge.bsky.social’s book “A History of the World in 47 Borders” came from, but, in my entirely unqualified opinion, it’s the best book I have EVER read. To steal a blurb from Trainspotting, “it deserves to sell more copies than The Bible.”

@martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com an email from the Equality and Human Rights Commission

Don’t think @davidallengreen.bsky.social will be too impressed with the Equality and Human Rights Commission

My daughter just woke me up asking if we can have @nigella.bsky.social’s #LasagneOfLove for dinner this evening. I’m off shopping… Happy days!

How f*ck@Ng depressing….

Whenever @mrjamesob.bsky.social starts on the cricket and cream teas line, it always surprises me he doesn’t go full Orwell and mention old maids bicycling to Communion

Fuck me. Haven’t heard @mrjamesob.bsky.social this angry for a while…

Well played, Donny!

It’s 9am TFT time here, and citizens are already gathering to protest Tariffs by the United States. Our plain clothes Officer Penguins are attempting to maintain calm, but unfortunately we keep losing them in the crowd.

"It is worth noting that Donald Trump, as a candidate for president (and as president), repeatedly and vociferously demanded that Hillary Clinton be imprisoned for using a private email server for official business when she was secretary of state." Quite.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social I’m late to the party as I’m listening on catch-up, but drink-driving wasn’t really frowned upon in the 1970s

🏫 NEW Sunday School: With Friends Like These ⛪️ @pimlicat.bsky.social & @sturdyalex.bsky.social discuss the week's awful events, how to leave a mobster🇺🇸 safely + an emotion we haven't felt in a while: being proud of Britain🇬🇧. 🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/5dck... 🍏 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/q...

Are you going to continue this dazzling motoring conversation @mrjamesob.bsky.social ?

did anyone notice that the Hawley-Smoot tariff bill has been getting some traction today? Anyone? Anyone? @mrjamesob.bsky.social? Bueller? Bueller?

I enjoyed @mrjamesob.bsky.social’s #LBC show yesterday so much I’m listening to it again on catch-up. If you really hadn’t planned it and the production team delivered that on the fly then all I can say is “chapeau”

Braverman has gone full Tonto.

Hi @nndroid.bsky.social if you like Dead Planets Society, you might also like Randall Munroe’s books “What If” & “How To” (although you probably already know about them)

@jackmonroe.bsky.social yay! You’re here too!

I’ve quit Twitter, I’ve deleted Facebook, was going to even ignore bluesky until I saw @davidallengreen.bsky.social was here. I think I’ll stick around for a bit!

@mrjamesob.bsky.social I had to Google what this Italy/Turkiye land border was all about… FFS! 🤦‍♂️