In Hawaii, “Auntie” AND “Uncle” are more common than “ma’am” and “sir”. I work at a school and am known as Uncle Shannon.

Remember the early days of Twitter during disasters. That was actually really useful. I miss that.

Two 18-inning World Series games, 2018 and 2023. This never happened in Biden's America

Semolina Flour + Squid Ink Bagels

Lane Kiffin has a chance to do the funniest thing now since his daughter's BF is only a junior.

Congrats Frank Wilson being named interim head coach at LSU. You get a week off and then…. At Alabama. #SEC

Austin Reaves 51-10-9 (only 2 TO) Lakers a fun watch w/o Luka or 👑

Anyone seen who is interim head coach? 🐅 #LSU

Buh bye

Shough gets rid of the ball faster, for starters

Tua threw 4 TDs with one eye 👁️

#TailgateTogether @allenk81.bsky.social

Cam Jordan and Demario Davis ‘bout to lose their religion in the locker room at halftime

While Mark Sanchez out here assaulting old men…Sometimes things don’t make any sense, man. R.I.P.

If only the Saints had a 6’ 5” second round QB pick around…… oh, wait.

No more fucking Spencer rattler man please

Rattler is now the definition of insanity jfc

Maybe Shough wouldn’t be a bad idea

Take my 💰

Falcons L eases the sting of this weekend

Starting a freshman RB for the juice is the **it you get paid $100 million for. About time BK. 👏

Harlem Berry stand up!!

Nussmeier booed during player intros, everything is fine

Statement game. Let’s Geaux.

right. given the numbers, “how to win back the working class” should be as much about care and service workers as hard hats. and yet.

One of the best things about Bluesky is that you can talk about Kevin Durant and there's a drastically reduced chance of Kevin Durant yelling at you about it.

#Lakeshow with the @bsky.app juice

Peacock is that gf that I never really liked, but every time I’m gonna dump her she surprises me with a new gift. This time it’s the @nba.com !! 90s 🏀 was the best idc idc

Says the guy who had 4 parking spots and an office in the Broncos’ building. R Wilson fake Af. Enjoy the bench.

People sleeping with one eye open be like .)

If you want to feel incandescent fury at the stupidity of Stand Your Ground laws and the extreme racial disparity with which they are applied, watch THE PERFECT NEIGHBOR on Netflix.

Lattimore has been burnt toast since we traded him 😭

🏈 NO 7 - 20 CHI HALFTIME This game has a 2.33% chance of ending in Scorigami. Most likely Scorigami: 36-23 (0.09%)

Brian Kelly’s current buyout is $53.3 million according to The Sporting News (ChatGPT says $51.7 million circa Nov 2025) with a new job offset

Billy Napier getting a cool $19 million WITH NO new job offset is the heist of the century.

Indiana finally got great at football and Purdue found a way to still get bragging rights

Enough 🐍 already

“The operation is not looking clean.” -Darryl ‘Moose’ Johnston about Saints offense. 💯

Wasting AK’s mileage without a deep threat. ⚜️

The best thing at the rally: chatting with an old friend, holding my sign & I hear: MISS KELLY! YOU’RE HERE! I look up to see a 10th grade student I often have in classes where I sub! “I knew you were the best sub for a reason! I’m so glad to see you here!” Made my day & I’m still a little weepy🔥

Honolulu No Kings. About 30-50% more than June I think (my pictures didn’t capture the crowd very well).

BOWL ELIGIBLE HAWAII 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

US GDP is now over $29 trillion, or about $85k per person, even before AI kicks in. That seems like enough to eliminate poverty.

We are really not worthy of Shohei Ohtani

Sesame NY Bagel w/ roasted garlic cream cheese, capers, cured salmon, cucumbers, tomato, onions, sprouts. Shoutout Terrace Bagels, Brooklyn

In case anyone needs something to make for a tailgate this weekend, can I suggest Nick Saban’s favorite baked beans?

New Orleans native + 2021 McDonogh 35 graduate Tariq Jones has a signature bagel in Hawaii! 🥯 The Rainbow Warriors 🏈 D-lineman & Fin’s Bagels collab for a special inspired by his #NOLA roots. The “Showtime” bagel sandwich has chicken sausage, roasted trinity, and spicy aioli. Downtown or Kapahulu

R.I.P. D’Angelo

Great atmosphere at UH game on campus in Manoa. T Ching’s seating capacity reminded me of my alma mater Nicholls State, although ChatGPT says Manning Field is 10,500 to Hawaii’s 15,194.

God, Hawai'i is so fun