Fuck Sharon Osbourne

Damn that turtle had a sexy ovipositor! Shit! Did I say that out loud?

If Bush and Blair went to prison for their war crimes, the world would be in a much better place.

Netanyahu murdered a Red Cross worker yesterday. He doesn't want Peace. He wants genocide.

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

Just look at this long sandwich!

Taskmaster Australia is back!

Beginning???? Where have these people been? I do not even look at beef - I will be eating chicken and pork for the foreseeable future Want beef to go down? Stop buying it finance.yahoo.com/economy/arti...

All purpose flour implies the existence of specific purpose flour.

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Angus: This is a president who says the only constraint on his actions is not Congress, not the courts, not international law, but, quote, “my own morality, my own mind.” There is no morality in a man accused of being a rapist…

Coincidentally, it's Taco Tuesday.

“How lucky is the United States that everytime they look for democracy in other countries they find oil instead”- Spain Deputy Gabriel Rufián

coincidence

Nature's a whore with a vacuum.

Is it no wonder that in this surrealistic time that cartoonists are nailing it better than anyone!!!

Today, Israel is killing children again, like they do every day. Along with racist apartheid laws to execute Palestinians only. Don't stop taking action. Do all you can. Free Palestine. 🇵🇸

I have to post thus! Israel is the first state in history to legislate a death sentence that applies only to one ethnic group. There's a reason nobody has ever done this. It's a depth of evil beyond humanity itself.

All I wanted was a Pepsi and she wouldn't give it to me.

Israeli society is just as depraved today as Germany under Hitler, but it is antisemitic to say so.

True that. Putin agrees.

This is why I carry self-adhesive googly eyes wherever I go.

I suspect I may be the first person to have never put a Q-Tip in their ear.

Man will never be truly free until the last Burger King is strangled with the entrails of the last Burger Priest.

If you can, take pictures of Ice agents showing both their faces and tattoos.

This should tell you that you are correct not to

I relate to this way too much

All of this. 👇

Israel escalates/attacks Iran’s gas fields => Iran reciprocates/attacks Qatar. Israel also attacks bridges/infrastructur in Lebanon. Israel is out of control. TRUMP, TELL ISRAEL TO STAND DOWN. Cut off their Patriots/all military aid. ISRAEL WAS A POOR CHOICE AS ALLY! Repost if you agree #BlueCrew

Afroman found not liable. A complete victory for the rapper and a massive unforced error from the cops and their attorney. www.billboard.com/pro/afroman-...

“And I think I’m a sport for doing so” is going into the rotation

We're busy packing suitcases of medical aid to bring to Cuba tomorrow. 🇮🇪 🇨🇺 GRMA to all who've assisted us source it (special thanks to Dr David Hickey). The USA is illegally and savagely strangling the island and crippling its people.

I wonder if I can make hash brownies and Au-gratin potatoes at the same time?

Having killed 175 kids, I wonder if he's raped more or less than that number of children.

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

I don't want a pickle

The primary problem in the middle east is Israel, not Iran.

Whoa oh Black Betty

I need this chair

“If you criticize Netanyahu's policies, you are then described as being anti-Semitic. That is a disgrace and a slander...” — Michael D. Higgins former Irish President Ireland 🇮🇪

Finally, the bug is back with a round of the Guinness.