Which is the Court Jester and who the Fool?

Taking your own food to Italy is like bringing your own beer to an Irish pub.

Footage of a sofa in a Milan hotel upon hearing JD might be overnighting..

The "Turning Point" halftime show will not only feature Kid Rock, but a weiner-eating contest!* *Participants have been encouraged to employ their mouths as the primary orifice of ingestion.

Kid Rock is the Ashlee Simpson of Milli Vanilli's.

I just heard that the Bad Bunny and Green Day Concert will be interrupted by a pig-skin'ish sporting event.

Hello! I’m a Canadian self-published author. My debut novel is called Mac. She is a member of a vigilante group who does unorthodox things in the name of justice. Action, adventure, humour and romance will take you on a global ride with characters readers have grown to love. Sequel is in progress.

Canada strong. ca.yahoo.com/news/olympic...

Epstein emailed himself the photo, possibly after a dinner with tech moguls.

Yes, it's true. The US Attorney's office in New York prepared a draft of an announcement of Epstein's death that is dated one day BEFORE Epstein died. Nothing fishy here....

Vance, Boo Tracker App, stat!

Who had Netanyahu as Hitler and Trump as Stalin on their Bingo Card?

JD Vance is as welcome in Italy as Gretzky wine or Florida orange juice is in Canada.

Gripens for Economy! Gripens for Sovereignty! Gripens for Canada! www.defensenews.com/global/europ...

You could almost hear JD's mascara run as the boos and whistles rained down upon him in Milan.

Does Depends pay a royalty to Donald based on units sold or overall load?

Canada and Greenland are family. www.ctvnews.ca/politics/art...

Sweet Dreams, Australia and New Zealand. Thanks for your shift. We're keeping our eyes on them now. 🇨🇦 🇦🇺 🇳🇿

As an Inuit delegation assists with the opening of the Canadian Consulate in Nuuk, Greenland, let's take note of traditional Inuit territory, none of which was ceded to other nations.

CBC is reporting more about an NBC's hosts' mother going missing than the death of Ayla Egotik-Learn and her missing - and presumed dead - daughter. Why? Systemic racism? Sensationalism? American-ization of our media? Laziness? All of the above?

"N.B. government will no longer use X after child and youth advocate raises concerns." Other Provinces, including our elected representatives (including Prime Minister Carney), need to follow New Brunswick's lead and stop using X. And, ultimately, ban X in Canada. www.ctvnews.ca

CBC is giving Jamil Jivani as much airtime as Charlie Kirk and I'm fucking disgusted.

39% approve and 5% unsure... Wow... That's 44% of Americans I wouldn't want in my house.

To capitalize on Melania's success [🙄], her hubby has asked Mattel to make a barbie after her, and they just might if they can source enough silicone and enlist a plastic surgeon.

After leaving the people of his riding to twist in the wind and visit his bestie, JD, Jamil Jivani wanted to let us know that Donald Trump loves Canadians.

Canada-Finland women's hockey game postponed! :( No, no, Norovirus! www.cbc.ca/sports/olymp...

Breaking! Melania was rear-ended outside of Mar-a-Lago! They're still waiting for a hoe truck.

CBC ticker Headline: "Carney poaches Ontario NDP deputy leader, Doly Begum, to run for seat vacated by Bill Blair." Every day, & multiple times a day, the CBC is using negative language against the government. It's irksome, insidious, & borderline treasonous. CBC, a drastic shake-up is imperative!

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you call JD Vance "a friend," you're human garbage.

To Canada's athletes at the Winter Olympics: We're already proud of you. We know you'll do your best and be stellar representatives of our country. Medals are bonuses, not imperatives. Love and respect ❤️ 🇨🇦

I thought I watched a trailer for the Melania movie, but turns out, it was footage of Pete Hegseth's mom outside her home. P.S. Might've been MTG sweeping in for a take-down?

Melania the movie took just £33,000 in the first week in the UK and Ireland.... 😂

With the $75 million Jeff Bezos spent to produce and promote the flop "Melania," he could have employed more than 180 @washingtonpost.com reporters for four years each. (based on an average $105K annual salary/benefits/bonus package). Priorities.

In terms of Ceasefires, Netanyahu and his War Cabinet are really "killing it." apnews.com/article/gaza...

I'm a Wab Kinew, Tragically Hip, my super smart sister, Graham Greene, Marie-Philip Poulin, Sidney Crosby, David Suzuki kind of Canadian, and NOT a Kevin O'Leary, Theo Fleury, Stephen Harper, and Wayne Gretzky kind of Canadian.

Crockett: "Now my colleagues want to be the protectors of girls & women. I didn't hear them screaming this when Renee Good was killed in the middle of the street by the same people the vast majority of you just voted to give more money to. It was a lot of crickets, including about the Esptein files"

Trump despises assertive, intelligent women like Hitler did the Jews.

Canada going with the F-35's would be like buying a timeshare on a Borg cube.

If you can take time to pay homage to the likes of Stephen Harper, please, @mark-carney.bsky.social, speak to how Canadians were on the front lines in Afghanistan (especially Kandahar) and demand an apology from Donald Trump. Heck, even Keir Starmer stepped out of his comfort zone to say something.

Stephen Harper is the Viktor Orbán of Boris Johnson's. Research the IDU, if you've the stomach for it, and 'Yes,' Pierre Poilievre is heavily involved in the right-wing organization.

Canada buying more than the sixteen F35's that we've already and unfortunately committed to, would be like the Jedi contracting out the protection of Tython to the Sith.

Canada going with the F-35's would be like buying a timeshare on a Borg cube.

Fuck IDU-heading, Pierre-Poilievre-backing, and right-wing-nutbar-supporting, Stephen Harper. That's my salute to the former Prime Minister.

Canada going with the F-35's would be like buying a timeshare on a Borg cube.

Canada going with the F-35's would be like buying a timeshare on a Borg cube.

My groundhog, Earthy Ed Gee, emerged from his lair and didn't chuck any wood. It appears Donald Trump will live at least another six weeks. Shit.

Good morning and happy Groundhog Day! Let's hope Punxsutawney Phil predicts spring is just around the corner.

I turned away from CBC Morning Live to CTV Your Morning and was immediately rewarded with some Nova Scotia content, including a live shot of Baddeck. :) CBC News will still be still be my "Go to" for news, but not first thing in the morning.