Got that @heelstcloud.bsky.social hustle going out here!

So my dad lowkey looks like Obama.

I absolutely mean it, we ride at dawn.

Happy first day of September!!!!!

I’m so for real about this.

In breaking news out of Camp Sunshine!!!! Veteran Founded, Veteran owned and neighborhood kids operated.

Cuomo watching the NYC scavenger hunt bringing everybody joy:

If this ain’t a recession indicator if I ain’t seen one.

It wouldn't be the first time the Red Sox dropped the Yankees to end an 86-year drought.

Dean Cain, when he got home from training camp—

Series W in NY! 🗒️ bit.ly/4gaOlKF

And now it’s time for the Main Event!

College football starts tomorrow

If I’m running against him no. If Dr Amy Acton is running against him, yes.

Just saved a dog from getting ran over by car.

Turnt lil Sunday afternoon

Think everyone should watch this video, there’s a special guest at the end.

If you're going to drink, day drinking is the best choice. Homie @heelstcloud.bsky.social will confirm if needed. 😁Cheers!

So, like, this happened. Like, I do not know how to feel. lol like, I happy but like, also, I’m been screwed over by Trump personally. lol this is nuts.

Tried to tell these kiddo that when Tom Brady and I shook hands I instantly became a QB1. Check out this game winning drive with King Ricky catching the TD. Peep the celly tho. It’s falling but with style.

🎶All my life I've been a star, Holding a light up in the dark.🎶

🌪️

🐝

Meanwhile at Camp Sunshine.

I heard that Trump got stage 4 CVI from long covid.

This is summer camp 2k25.

It’d be cool if we could do the “but he’s old and mushbrained” thing that we did to Biden, now.

Wounded why President Lincoln had a beard? Here’s why.

Meanwhile, on Twitter…

Guess I am I big deal, I got politicians begging me for money on a Saturday morning.

Them people losing it over the epstine files. Talking about quitting work and shit.

😜✌🏽🔭🏠

This is ☀️HI🫶🏽.

On to the next book

Wanna see me run to that mountain and back? Wanna see me do it again?

Doing some reading

The spiritual leader of Tibetan Buddhists, the Dalai Lama, has turned 90.

Camp Sunshine has a blast last night for the fourth!

It’s time.

I’m finna cave some kid chest in this afternoon and everyone in the neighborhood will call me a hero and give me standing ovation all in the name of Fourth of July.

Playing golf on my own front yard on the eve of the Fourth of July is just a great feeling