When I was 12, my grandma rescued a baby raccoon being attacked by crows. She couldn't take care of it because of her cats, so for one summer, I raised a baby raccoon.

This means I can pet them, right?

No longer Furious George. Now Matrimonial George

Whom amongst us has not become sexually entangled with multiple presidential hopefuls?

Incredible skies over Tacoma

Finally a forced conversion method I can get behind.

the short days are already wrecking me. idk how Alaskans do it.

It's Geno Night in America

Eject him for the terrible acting job

cal cunningham??

Credit where credits due: ol boy really delivered here lmao

5 years $92.5 for Naylor seems awesome for all involved

Susie, all grown up:

Nothing like listening to the same upbeat recorder and synthesizer heavy song for 47 straight minutes.

"It would have been a colossal failure this offseason if they couldn't have made this work." Seattle Times #Mariners beat writer Ryan Divish discussed the Josh Naylor trade & the potential for more moves w/ Bump & Stacy.👇 (full 📺: youtu.be/W0yfXrWVIb0)

He’s a Mariner.

People that write, perform, and record the music that plays when you are on hold with an insurance company should receive, for their efforts, the most excruciating torture possible. The slower and more painful, the better.

Tale as old as time

We don't have WR1 imo

I like JSN but I don't see him as a WR1

Mariners keeping Josh Naylor is a sign It's a good sign. Really good I don't know how to process this

Yeah, it's bedtime

The bears now have sole possession of the NFC North LMFAOOOOOOO

dw i got you

Putting up this stinker after that Trump shit last week is pretty funny.

Who the fuck is Jimmy?

Lmao the one time they call it it’s wrong. Perfect.

To be honest, I’m not super discouraged by that loss. That’s as good as Seattle’s defense has looked in a decade despite being victims of awful field position all night. To come that close with all those turnovers against a teams as complete as the Rams, it’s impressive.

-PETE CARROLL'S DEFENSE 2022-23

Hell yeah.

Be your own etsy witch

Josh Naylor with the Mariners in 2025: 54 G 9 HR 33 RBI 32 R .299/.341/.490 19-19 in stolen bases.

I’d like to thank my family, my friends, the coaching staff, and all the inspirational Posters that came before me.

@brittneybush.bsky.social does it again!!!!!!!

This plus the Rams are good at generating pressure on the interior (either the help of sims and stunts) which is Seattle’s weakness. Center got cooked on the picks.

shula breaks sam because his specialty is making the qb sort the rush as much as the coverage. it's the same reason kubiak keeps 5.5+ in the protection as much as possible, even when he drops back (and also why he dropback so little). operationally sam can't multitask

The Seahawks were the better team Sunday except for the one aspect they needed most: ball security from their QB. Seattle probably wins if Sam Darnold throws three picks, definitely wins with two, and comfortably walks away a cool 8-2 if he cleans his act up after the first interception.

And in bad position mostly

Yeah it’s actually remarkable that they kept it that close lol

The fact that the defense gave up only 21 points on a day the offense coughed up the ball 4 times is ridiculous. This squad is really elite.

clinical insanity mostly

How do Seahawks fans do this

Damn

Do it, Sam

Ok Seahawks win or Darnold 5 INT game nothing in between

Wow

We can go get three points! That's what we're good at!