It would be so funny if the French won the World Cup in New Jersey and then burnt it to the ground.

I’ve been playing way too much Tomodachi life. My chainsaw man/JJK crossover island.

US getting its shit kicked in at the World Cup is so sweet

Modest mouse on the playlist in 2026 it’s beautiful.

A Trifling Disaster

How long until the chuds rebrand lard as pork tallow?

Fuck the thunder, great job Spurs

Went to the dispo and the tender told me that he loved the taste of the bud and it ended up tasting like hot dogs.

The Marriagetoxin intro is such a banger.

Shit ass vibe coded site finally started working again.

The only star war I’m watching today.

The Nuggets have to blow it up. Complete tear down

Pat is such a try hard. Get his drunk ass off the stage.

Difference between soup and stew: soup you stir, stew no stir.

After last year of “let’s see Geno with no weapons” we get to return to “Geno has weapons everywhere” great draft for the Jets.

Receivers in this draft so far are all going to teams I absolutely will not watch.

Welcome to the 2036 Seattle Seahawks Malachi Lawrence.

Love the player hate the team he went to. Bummer.

Feels like the Nuggets are going to get blown out tonight.

This draft is telling me that Bad Teams are sniffing their own farts, listening to podcasters and finalizing their picks with AI.

John Schneider go pick up Thibs from New York.

Been drafting Tate to Tennessee for two years now in Madden. It was destined.

The Cardinals are incredibly stupid, by the time they are good and the division is bad, Love will be signing with his second team.

Hope that motherfucker burns

Matt Corby makes music for anime outros

I love chainsaw man pt 2 so much it’s my favorite story of a sexually abused guy with a dog for a heart and eating disorder falling for a schizophrenic hall monitor with a love for turning things into weapons of mass destruction fighting for a better world while destroying each other and themselves

Final seconds of overtime in a play-in game. Great job assholes.

Going on my morning walk like “walking my dog, I am legend” as I scoop his poop into a blue plastic bag.

I cant stop thinking about Asa Mitaka

Slept in a Modest Mouse at-Shirt and woke up talking shit about pretty sunset.

So JJK is gonna win best anime of the year again right?

Watched the new episodes of Invincible after going on a bit of an anime binge and holy hell it looks like shit.

I took your name by REM is a Queens of the Stone Age song.

Staying up late tonight listening to this on repeat youtu.be/1c_0KcEGi14?...

Just heard gen AI referred to as Neural Rendering, no thanks.

As someone who hasn’t watched a movie since 2008, scrolling on Oscars night is so disorienting.

The colts need to trade Richardson and sign Cousins

NFL fans during the legal tampering window.

Nick Singleton welcome to the Seattle Seahawks

Broke: Weird white nerds wielding America as a weapon Woke: Asa Mitaka, the war devil wielding Oregon as a sword.

2019-22 Jalen Ramsey clears, this is just panic disguised as savvy.

Playing Majora’s Mask during daylight savings to open a portal.

Jenny on Holiday’s These Streets I Know is so The Mother We Share coded.

Shaheed was a bandaid. The org is signaling that they are happy with Horton being a 6’2 version on a rookie contract. Hopefully the medical staff echoes their optimism.

The marble episode of Witch Watch had me dying.

2025-26 Winter Accomplishments 1. Finished Attack on Titan 2. Watched the Seahawks win the Super Bowl

Fighting every urge to not call the new playlist “This playlist needs more mid-west emo”

Best person(s) to survive the zombie apocalypse; 40 year old father and mother of 3. They’ve seen everything, jump scares don’t work.

Crooked Beak (1994) Beau Dick Frye Art Museum, Seattle, Washington