devastated to announce i am no longer undefeated in the all queer secret hollywood fantasy football league

*takes massive bong rip*

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Cardi B is short for cardiologist (board-certified)

Pete Hegseth, a born loser, gathered our top military officials yesterday to deliver one of the most embarassing speeches in history. I broke down some of the choicest passages from it, including his NO FATTIES edict. www.sfgate.com/politics/art...

Then Satan rose up from hell and bellowed, “Little bunny Foo Foo! My most dedicated worshipper! Continue your reign of terror against the field mice in my name.”

Being into hiking and biking means I know about ALL the local quarries and cemeteries 💅

Got my performance review.

Elon Musk announcing that Trump is in the Epstein Files vs Elon Musk being revealed to be in the Epstein Files

can a dermal regenerator fix a leather couch

Hey so this isn't about anything in particular just something on my mind: if your game includes a little section at the start saying how your game "isn't like those other games," you're not doing a good job welcoming people who usually play "those other games" but were curious to try something new.

R. F. Kuang’s Babel was, at its heart, a critique of imperialism and 19th-century academia’s role in it. I’m about a quarter into her new novel, Katabasis, and it is a blistering takedown of academia *today*. Here are reasons people are in the pride section of hell:

Hey so I'm gonna have limited wifi through Monday so if things could just pause until then, that would be great

It's time to update the letter board and once again I need something that is both autumnal and vaguely nihilist.

"No no, it's not the weather outside, it's the music inside. All the soundtracks have been redone with Prince/dubstep mashups."

Gideon the Ninth:

We only rate dogs. This is very clearly a red panda. We've had just about enough of your tomfoolery. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10 (IG: __joyjoa)

The amount of quotes from this show that are still rattling around in my brain...

(Literal) TIMELINE CLEANSE: A chameleon washing his hands www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yx_...

Today we are proud to announce our next crowdfunding campaign. Award-winning historian @shannonappelcline.bsky.social examines the roots, artwork, and lore behind each and every product released by TSR for OD&D, AD&D 1e, and Basic D&D with his latest effort, Designers & Dragons: Origins. 1/3

The time us upon us. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...

dudes rock

Yeah I’m into the rapture. Rapture fancy combs up real nice, even though I had to sell my gold watch to buy them.

[Obligatory "anyone else feel that?" post]

"Eh, it's still worth looking through."

*clears throat* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

That's today!

*looking in a gift horse’s mouth* haha, gross.

If you know someone who believes this, it is vitally important that you call them up on Thursday and say, "So... still here, huh?"

When we posted this a couple of weeks ago, we had some AI enthusiasts insist that this diagram was the result of poor prompting, or that the prompt that the original poster made was to generate a funny, bad diagram. So we decided to test ChatGPT's capability...

"Even Geoffrey Hinton, a Nobel Prize-winning computer scientist known as a 'Godfather of AI' — a technology that likely wouldn't exist in its current form without his contributions — recently conceded that his girlfriend had broken up with him using ChatGPT." futurism.com/chatgpt-marr...

please, think about the damage you might cause before sending an invoice

We did not imbue you, the toilet brush, with sentience and the power of magic so that you could become a Sewer Tyrant.

Reminder—@jmstar and I made a short, wickedly comic larp about a crew of newscasters weathering censorship. sixofhounds.itch.io/the-broadcast

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If a publisher won't commit to human editing, art and translation, the deal is not worth having. They're signalling how little they care about the final product, which comes with your name attached. This is the right place to push back. Having an agent here helps.

It’s called a Hot Doctor. You leave an unopened Dr. Pepper out in the hot sun, run four miles, and then shotgun the whole thing as soon as you finish. And everybody hates it.

the tech demo went great

I realize there are larger issues we’re dealing with from Lord Farquaad’s regime, but that’s the strategy. Flood us with crap until our attention is overwhelmed. But this is important. It’s not about a mediocre white comedian being taken off the air. This is about state censorship on a grand scale.

LiveAI demo fails on the first prompt at Meta Connect 2025. #Meta #AI #LiveAI

Hey if you want to send a letter telling the government that maybe destroying our forests is a bad idea, here's an open-source tool (that DOESN'T USE AI) to generate a letter: govtok.us

Just thinking of the time Trump suggested that we inject people with bleach to cure Covid Thanks for re-electing him everyone

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You don’t see Ronald McDonald in an advertisements as much because the old Ronald has entered senescence but the new one is still in the larval stage. Give it a couple years.

This is Finny. He doesn’t go chasing waterfalls. He carefully studies their timing and arrives in advance. 14/10 very impressive (TT: jordancain70)

The big lesson for this platform from the last few days: if you don’t give people group chats they’ll post group chat material on the timeline