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do the cowboys know they're supposed to try & stop the other team from scoring

cloudflare today:

I'm so worn out it's hard to even be excited but LFG Mariners

since Rasheed Walker claimed the Packers would go undefeated this year, they have; - lost to the Browns - tied with the Cowboys I don't have any commentary to add, I just think that's funny

🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.

the elites waited until the week of a will kimmel arca start to take jimmy kimmel off the air. they know there is room for only one kimmel on tv nowadays

I think it's worth asking if the Chicago Bears even want to win this game

"Fight Club" ruined every other movie for me. Anytime I'm watching something, I'm waiting for them to "Fight Club" me. "Are Meryl Streep and Anne Hathaway the same person," I wonder aloud to the pitying laughter of those around me.

donald trump has been running sprints back and forth between yankee stadium and jfk airport since dawn. he just went past my apartment. i obviously oppose him politically in every way but i gotta call it how i see it: that dude is SO fucking fast. fastest i've ever seen a man run. he was flying

you may notice other partons at the diner leaving a few dollars on their table after enjoying their breakfast. these are donations so you can buy nascar tickets. grab em while you can! thank for your gernosity

hi bluesky users ! today is my birthday :)

Austin Hill is an artist, and this is his medium

why do they call it bluesky when you of in out the cold sky

It’s nascar summer

this is now sega dreamcast loving hours. repost if you love the sega dreamcast

many are saying this is Cornelius Zylophone's first oval win. untrue! pocono raceway is actually a triangles

congratulations to Robert Kubica for winning 24 lemons 🍋 race in france

you don’t have to get all “oiled up” to watch a nascar race….. the OIL`S for the cars!😎

@jonbois.bsky.social you should take control of boise idaho & rename it Jon Boise, Idaho. you could be mayor for life

what a hockey game

If I were a theoretical new OEM trying to stake my claim to a driver before I attached myself to a team, I would probably be doing NBA-style tampering with Corey Heim. Sending a guy in a Dodge hat to sit behind his pit box for twelve straight races, giving his dad a job, that kind of thing.

the Other Site is down so hello bluesky

horse racing is a lot like nascar except for the parts that are different. and when a nascar breaks down it is not turned into a meat ball

the feeling of refreshment and exhilaration one experiences by biting into a luscious plum—the simplest of joys to walk as a human on this green earth—can only be compared to the sensation of watching the first lap of a nascar race.

should you encounter flotsam amidst any of your journeys asea, hark! it could be the shipwreck of a lost nascar that drove into the ocean mistakenly

The man they call Sprinkler Galapagos has blessed us with his presence once again. Are we truly worthy? I hope we are.

if you’ve been stung by a bumbling bee at a nascar race you may be entitle to compensation I hope

well i was hoping my son would start sports gambling today. parents, you know how it is. the 4-month mark's a big development window. if he misses this super bowl he has to wait a whole year to bet on the next one. it's just a hard world out there and he needs to understand that he could be a winner

using any social media's discovery/"for you" feed instead of just looking at posts from people you follow is the most harmful thing people inflict on themselves on a daily basis. i cannot emphasise enough that you Do Not in fact need a constant feed of all the worst and most stupid things happening

Do people still use this website? I sure hope they do. Here's a design #NASCAR

would rather be lonely or watch nascar every day ? well you can do both trust me

Anita Bryant, gone too late

I wish that you would step back from that Legge, my friend

Correction: *this* is the biggest moment for Mims since 2007

Caught red-pawed mouth-opened chewing the tree Credit: mycatjyn #cat #catlover #pets

I don't need sleep, I need hormones!

there he is: the world's comfiest guy

in a toxic relationship with my opps

Hey Alexa, play “Nikes on my Feet” by Mac Miller.

Never change, Gateway

i love those rare times where some rich guy dies and everyone hoots and hollers, which causes other rich people, and people who are under the delusion that they will be rich some day, to realize how much they are hated and have an existential crisis

you can learn the age of any nascar by simply slicing the car on half and counting the number of rings inside of its flesh

the clear sign that they just don’t see these kids as real people is the endless concern over hypotheticals and the indifference to the reality that actual children are more likely to kill themselves because of these bans

They should track which artist you hated on the most in a given year

Only the best things trend on the Everything App

This is the biggest moment for Mims since 2007

To the average person, the name "Earnhardt" is basically synonymous with NASCAR. But even NASCAR's Most Popular Driver couldn't fully resist the temptation of the Greatest Spectacle in Racing. #IndyCar • #Indy500 • #graphicdesign • #DaleJr

nascar holiday meals for one

do think BIRDS watch nascar race from high above the sky? maybe only if they bought a special nascar bird ticket