as someone who did actually get through the path of pain in hollow knight, i do not remember the path of pain, so i will just say silksong is harder

im getting fucking sandwich mogged!!!!!!

oh hey girls band cry is getting a continuation finally,,,,, or a spinoff

watched the first ep of the new gen v, can someone tell me if i'm misremembering things because it feels like the conflict with cate is: pointless,,, their holdup is that cate got them locked up, except@she didn't. she triggered the chain of events but not on purpose, the same with marie and andre

if the rapture ever actually happened i would be the only person left on earth

it's interesting that we as a society have just accepted that superman can shoot lasers out of his eyes. all his other powers are p much just "things normal people can do, but better", but no he can also melt things by looking at them sometimes and that's okay too

i feel like there's a gap between shows and movies that'd have you believe the human body has no blood to be spilt and no bones to be broken, and stuff that goes out of its way to show improbable amounts of gore. where's the middle ground,,, stuff not shy about blood but not reveling in it either

i don't think star wars has ever been Less interesting than it is right now

some months work just fine as names, other months really don't. march, april, may and june are all cute names, oomf is named august and that's p cool too, but november? february? i can't imagine those working

i feel like a grandparent when certain oomfies' oomfs interact with me. i gave birth to the one you owe your bsky to

oomf and their oomf's oomf (twice-removed) are locked in for silent hill f

i think oomf likes patlabor

i wonder if asscheeks are called@cheeks in other languages or if that's particularly an english language thing, logically it's not like they look anything like the cheeks on your face so it wouldn't be universally thought of that way across cultures

it's actually crazy how easy the groal the great fight is if you use one simple trick, i'm thinking about it again and like idk if i could've won otherwise

anyway i am contractually obligated to have food now so i will be seeing to that

considering i'm not american, never been to america, have absolutely no desire to ever go to america, it is entirely unhealthy how genuinely annoyed democrats make me. those party loyalists who act like that party has never had the power to do@anything ever about anything at all if they wanted to

i trust you oomfies don't do drugs

look at this beautiful cloud picture i took yesterday :D

i don't know a thing about uzbekistan

oomf is actually gonna fall asleep lol

my brain is so big it makes my head hurt

hmm

it's sunday, or as i like to call it, boy feet saturday

the people's sexual fetish

honey is the second worst thing a human can eat

hey google write this email hey google give me a reply to my wife's message hey google write out condolences for this funeral hey google my wife wants to leave hey google she's taking the kids hey google why are you the only one who loves me hey google how do i become an influencer

actual localisation fails why would you phrase that like that

actions that will contribute more to pushing against bluesky's censorship than a blackout: -submitting a feedback request -@ing moderation about it -commenting on mods posts about it -making and sharing memes (ex: "i consent!" sticker) -leaving an app store review -just generally posting about it

i wish i could watch the new tron movie in good conscience but i cannot so i will not be watching

raging conchfly might be the worst boss in the game

もう少し音楽聴いてから寝よう・・・

no i think you're cool and everything i just don't think i'm ready for a parasocial relationship right now

i have never even once listened to creep by radiohead and i'm always p happy with myself for that

we owe all our societal progress to the power of [incredible violence], yet people in privileged positions act like just asking nicely is all you ever have to do. like it's dora the explorer and yelling "swiper no swiping" will keep you from being robbed of basic human rights

the way people talk about the epic games store* you'd think it'd be impossible for something like fortnite to be even vaguely successful while being exclusive to that *epic does suck tbf

so why even is there a second season of gen v? saw the first ep is out but idk if i: care

these pretzels are entirely too salty. i might be forced to have an actual meal instead

one day they'll invent a ker who feels@better, probably

so is there another way to do this fight or like

damn how many days has it been since i got this invalid handle badge and it's Still Here

what even are frogs anyway. such a pointless animal

it's 1am and the frogs outside are all having a party or something, croaking along to frogiana grande or something, i should probs sleep (i will probs sleep)

The past three days, I've been helping sort dung beetle samples for a PhD entomology research project. Here are some photos of the cooler bugs (the names, as far as I know them, are included in the alt text).

oomf is a big nerd

@genderbugs.bsky.social where is The Post

i cannot accept how fucking stupid some people are. i will not be the bigger person you need to learn to stop talking if you're only ever going to say something dumb