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I'm so glad people are bringing Derek's work over from the hellsite

One would think headlines couldn‘t get more abnormal, but they can. www.oregonlive.com

really can't imagine bopping my head to a song called "i hate asian immigrants" and then putting my asian immigrant hands on my asian immigrant hips 30 years later and asking the artist, "so you're against asian immigrants?"

lrt: I've known some chuds, but I lost all of their numbers

i don't speak to chuds, i have never spoken to a chud, god willing i never will speak to a chud. i'm not related to any chuds. i've never met any chuds. i know probably over 1000 people and not one is a chud. who am i gonna text

I have a favorite coffee mug. It's matte porcelain, it's the perfect size and weight. Every barista I hand it to fawns over it. Last month I dropped it, and immediately ordered a new one. Since then, every website I visit looks like this. Get a fucking grip, AdSense.

wake up babe new Niko just dropped www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlFv...

Democrats should demand the firing of Stephen Miller as a condition for reopening the government.

promised the kid weeks ago we could do a family KPDH Halloween costume, but now I'm having regrets

honestly it's weird that Vance never tried "no no pronounced like you're from Portland" as a defense

The far right goons in Trump’s administration are turning a dial labeled “fascism” and looking back at the audience for approval, except the audience is Elon’s neo-Nazi Twitter and it always approves and wants much more. This is literally why America is collapsing

Ok this slaps

Republicans talk a big game about toning down political violence. But last week I called for a vote on my bill that would have given all Americans, including judges and other elected officials like this necessary privacy protections to stay safe. Republicans blocked it.

zero chance I'm reading the NYT on Portland (unless it's to crack jokes about their picks for the best restaurants) but I will say that paying for Preschool for All feels great every time I write the check

the only ice we want to see in Oregon this week

Saucy vs ICE when?

The immigrant you’re most likely to meet in the ER is probably your doctor

Russ Vought isn’t really a bureaucrat, he’s an anti-constitutional criminal seizing a bunch of unlawful powers to conduct economic warfare against hundreds of millions of Americans because they live in states that voted against his patron.

fortunately the H1-B fees will help with this. wait, what? nurse.org/news/trump-h...

In 2016 Hinton predicted that AI would replace all radiologists in five years. Ten years later, why hasn't it happened? This post is a great explainer. www.understandingai.org/p/ai-isnt-re...

The moment where Hegseth ends his speech and not a single officer claps is the most hopeful thing I have seen in a long time.

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

Justice Kavanaugh: “If the person is a U. S. citizen or otherwise lawfully in the United States, that individual will be free to go after the brief encounter.”

many are saying this

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all this is going to do is make me and all of us more rabidly portland partisan. sorry i know it's annoying we'll tone it down when the feds leave. but in the meantime PORTLAND FUCKING OREGON

instant Fields Medal for this kid if he pulls it off imo

annual covid vaccination, a time of deep ambivalence. on the one hand, hell yeah science and fuck them ghouls. on the other, t-minus 16 hours until one full day of feeling like warmed up dog shit.

"it's like these people are claiming that Tylenol increases the incidence of left handedness or blue eyes" is a way stronger argument than "there's a reference to autism in the works of Pliny the Younger"

I keep seeing people make this argument, and while I totally agree with them on the conclusion, structurally it reads like "cancer was first observed by cave men, but cigarettes ..."

This message is very important to remind ourselves of and to share with other people.

what an evil piece of shit Stephen Miller is

Tech CEOs to Donald Trump as he tries to tank the industry with $100K/year H-1B visa fees.

probably the worst thing about stancil is he basically never goes "ya dude we're just talking about different situations, let's let it go"

idk if this does anything, and Ruth is going to feel some type of way about the new season of Only Murders, but here we are

yeah yeah stancil bouie menswear whatever those guys love to fight, we love to see it. but imagine @themountaingoats.bsky.social goes after @minakimes.bsky.social when she attempts to milkshake duck @jcsalterego.bsky.social. we would be without light.

accommodate

the 2025 version of fast/good/cheap really fucking sucks

Conservative wokeness (woke 2) is gonna suck but I think it's gonna piss off normies a lot faster and a lot worse than woke 1 ever did.

anti-anti-fascist feels like it should have a one-word synonym

The country you grew up in is dying. Or it’s dead. Hard to tell whether we can recover. Putin’s great triumph. The Confederacy’s triumph. Fascism’s triumph.

For the rest of your life, you can only eat food from one of these regions. Which do you choose?

if we don't give these kids any money, they definitely can't reanimate Euler. if we do, well, who's to say?

I think about this a lot. www.politico.com/news/2024/07...

if I have ever offered you some fresh grapefruit juuuuuuuuuice with no explanation, this is why.

These mfs said "SNL - Meet Your Second Wife (complimentary)" www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJEA...

frankly rude of the nyt to scoop Mick Herron with its own story of repeat loser special agents the week of the new Slough House novel www.nytimes.com/2025/09/05/u...