gengar dysphoria

“What’s your biggest fear?” Spelling my name phonetically for graduation, but that’s silly so I’ll just say spiders.

I need a handler who can stop me the moment I type “nursing PhD programs” into the browser search bar.

NEW EXAMPLE FOR FONT LESSON JUST DROPPED

Having an energy drink at 7 pm What could possibly go wrong?

You ever smuggle a baby?

Friday Scaries™ because I’m going back to work after like 3.5 weeks off and don’t know any of these patients anymore.

which is what my friends ultimately told me when they found out what was happening and then I let them go through all of my texts and they were like okay holy shit anyway when you get dumped there's probably a reason and you don't have to make up weird excuses you should just go to therapy

New obnoxious certification letters after my name just dropped.

Jet lag is kicking my ass so hard. I really thought working night shift would help flip back 😔

No hunger strike!

Place your bets on whether or not my cat stages a hunger strike upon being brought home from boarding.

Woke up at 0345, have already been traveling for 8 hours and have at least 13 more to go. Have reached the “I want to be home immediately” stage of vacation.

Here’s a GoFundMe to help out the family: www.gofundme.com/f/help-bring...

The US could never.

Alert alert @spiceweasel.bsky.social Chadwick is getting it done.

Ireland day 1: met a really old cat and then saw a toddler find a half empty bottle of beer in the bushes (his mom was NOT happy)

Watched 10 Things I Hate About You on my long ass flight and damn that movie rules.

Got to the airport 3 hours early as instructed and got through security in 6.5 minutes so now I’m bored and missing my cat.

My nail tech is once again crushing it.

Whomst up getting their ass beat (derogatory)?

Found where your boyfriend works

I got paid nurse wages to have a baby fall asleep curled up against me in a rocking chair.

I got paid nurse wages to play peekaboo with a baby while they gave me gummy smiles back.

Can't wait to board my long haul flight and immediately turn on 10 hours of my favorite show: the flight map screen.

vengabus is short for vengeance bus

Last night something possessed me to buy a pack of gum from the cafeteria for the first time in like a decade. I chewed one (1) piece 6 hours ago and my jaw is SCREAMING.

I found out last night that the medical students at my hospital can do an elective where they volunteer as NICU baby cuddlers.

“Eww you let your cats climb up on the counters?” My sweet brother in Christ. I can’t keep this cat from doing anything unless I cover every inch of this apartment in aluminum foil.

I really didn't make the most of having unfettered access to a soft serve machine in the college dining hall like I should have.

Emotional support string cheese in bed

Can't wait to find out whether I'm going to be a basketball fan in the next 10 minutes.

God I’m so jealous of my cat for not having a job.

I bring my nail gal some ridiculous inspo and she delivers every time

My graduation regalia has arrived and it looks so dorky. Hell yeah.

The problem with working while in grad school is that I never have PTO at the same time as school breaks. Which is how I will end up doing homework on an international trip shortly.

found your man

The PNW has 4 seasons: -dry (summer) -spider (fall) -wet (winter) -ant (spring)

If I see you claim that putting ICE in the airports is “harm reduction”, I will track you down and beat you bloody with my flip flop so help me

Benefits of being my NICU primary: you ain’t leaving this place with a flat head

NO!!!!’

Bought a bunch of anti-capitalism, anti-ICE, pro-immigration shirts and this is one of my favorites.

Post night shift craving: a nice spicy sprite

This is rage bait and I will have no part of it.

Another day, another garbanzo pasta meal from Smitten Kitchen to keep me fed.

Favorite: the one that looks like a spirochete Nemesis: farfalle

Spending my "Spring break" from school studying for a certification exam for work.

Bath time is about to level UP

What is the weirdest thing you do regularly at your job? I ain’t going first.

Trying to have a very normal presence here on my public account.