Lol, Hugh

It's just seasoned

I’m sayin’

I want to congratulate Rush Limbaugh on 5 years of sobriety

BREAKING: Jerome Tang is out at Kansas State, source tells CBS Sports. www.cbssports.com/college-bask...

The Woketona 500

@ohnocoop.bsky.social Woke 2 claims another

Michael Jordan to Nascar

What i think Kesean did to the bench

Getting your grammar fixed on Facebook by an English teacher you had over 20 years ago

I'm not scared of a germ, we used to play beer pong with beer in the cups

This is funny

7th movie of 2026

This song is pretty dope

The Alma Mater😭

Destroy it all

Mom giving unsolicited advice: "I forgot your almost 40" Me:

Front page of this month’s edition of The Onion.

Super Bowl half time potentials that I think would be dope for 2027: Sabrina Carpenter Chappell Roan Metallica Blink 182

I know how the Congolese militant group m23 can very suddenly make themselves real popular kigalidailynews.rw/reports-emer...

Louisville just massacred NC State 118-77 behind a legendary game from Mikel Brown Jr.: 45 pts, 10-of-16 from 3, 9 rebs, 3 stls. He ties Wes Unseld (1967) for most points in a game in Louisville history. Brown is the only freshman in last 30+ years with 45+ pts, 9+ reb and 3+ stls in a game.

Folks

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

Me watching the halftime show

@markennis.bsky.social it appears that Clay Travis is still a dumbass

What's a Charlie Pooth

The NFL has outflanked TPUSA by having Bad Bunny bring out militant libertarian Rancher Ammon Bundy as his featured guest

When you forget to plug in your crock pot for the pot roast

I'M 37 WHAT THE FUCK IS BEING I DON'T KNOW WHAT ANY OF THIS MEANS

BREAKING: Greg Bovino has been banned from Gay Hooters. His actions as head of CBP mean he is not entitled to enjoy Ghazi Wings.

6th movie of 2026

I think Nancy Mace fixed her auto response

When I tell people I'm normal tall My 5 foot nothing boss:

haha holy shit

It's Elmo's birthday

I don't know what's worse the Jelly Roll videos everybody is sharing today or the chat gpt caricatures

Harry Potter fan in 2026: yes the author is a Nazi with ties to Jeffrey Epstein but I don't see any of that when I buy my annual wand at the Wizarding World in Florida

The democrats right now