Now seated

I guess i'm looking for about another 100 Patreon subscribers to make up for this? C'mon i hate this so much. Patreon.com/katelynburns

Bobby Bubbi?

Sydney Sweeney could probably make a very successful career as a quiet small c conservative in Hollywood but unfortunately the allure of culture war commercials is simply too strong

Uh-oh, the immigrants are coming to steal the jobs of hardworking Washington Post writers

hot take, but old black and white monster movies r cool. To this day, I still love the universal monsters and similar fare.

“We’re competing with everyone’s phones so we have to do whatever we can to hold their attention.” Or, hear me out… they’re going to scroll their phones during quiet scenes no matter what so why not let the adults have nice things

"obliviously incestuous family" is a curious subgenre of sketch comedy for SNL to have cornered the market on for as long as they have

i mean technically cuomo was "blue". democrats didn't score 50% against 49% republicans. the alleged left-of-center candidates scored 90% against republicans, and then mamdani scored 60% against the guy that would rather make his former party lose than admit defeat

PUT THE MUNNY IN THE BUNNY BAG 🐰🐇🗡️💰💰 (pls :3)

Like yes nobody I grew up with were in a family that owned a second home lol you got me there I guess This is why people say folks on this website don't get jokes btw

Anyway what I guess I’m saying is maybe I’m just too smart for some of the YouTube video essay audience, and thus only attract the cream of the crop. Anyway GIVEMEMONEYGIVEMEMO-

50 year mortgage is so crazy. to put it in perspective, 2016 was 50 years ago

Jadzia: There are concerns about your state of mind. Quark: OK. Jadzia: Have you been feeling any stress or anxieties lately? Quark: I had my weekly bowel movement but other than that I think I'm OK.

There's a pretty slim but substantial difference between an adaptation being "unfaithful" vs an adaptation falling short and a lot of people like to be obtuse about this difference when it suits them

When the Baker says "Once Upon a Time" to his child in Children Will Listen

Reminder that I do commissions, and am going through a lot of them right now! If you want to reserve a slot, please feel free!

Couldn’t resist

the thing about this is that a) small states do not have any interests that are inherent to their size (no less than james madison understood this) b) the senate is organized along party lines which makes the small/big distinction almost irrelevant and c) the filibuster has never been used this way

My commission work includes book and zine covers, like these that I did for @danifinnwrites.bsky.social and @bchoward.bsky.social ! If you would like one, please let me know!

𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗞 𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗛𝗞𝗢, Untitled, 1954 oil on canvas 91 1/8 x 59 1/2 inches (231.5 × 151.1 cm) 📸 @mark.cashion @mnuchin_gallery © 2019 Kate Rothko Prizel and Christopher Rothko / Artists Rights Society (ARS), New York 𝚂𝚒𝚐𝚗 𝚞𝚙 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚁𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚔𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚗𝚎𝚠𝚜 𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚝𝚊𝚡 𝚍𝚎𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗. 𝙻𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚋𝚒𝚘

I think “planning” died a month and a quarter ago somewhere around “heheh they’ll start blaming the Democrats and confirm our mandate for a Thousand Year Reich any minute now”

Getting an actual vintage The Good Wife storyline in Elsbeth this season is kind of fascinating but I guess we did get kind of an Evil storyline last season

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#jjba #stoneocean

Wicked was already kind of one of the weaker and more overexposed mega musicals even before the movie became one of the weaker and most overexposed movie musicals but also Defying Gravity is basically the greatest song ever when you're listening to it so truly what can you do

Drinking a beer allegedly brewed with green tea and it just tastes like fucking beer

When people closer to the center like a moderate democrat, like, say, Abigail Spanberger or Mikie Sherill, I mostly get it. In a basic, logical way. I usually don't share their affinity, but it makes sense. But I am absolutely mystified by the extreme appeal of Josh Shapiro among this crowd.

"I've seen things you Mushroom People wouldn't believe. Yoshis on fire off the shoulder of the giant Bowser statue. I watched Bob-ombs glitter in the dark near the Rainbow Road. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Luckily I have another life."

I skipped a Manic Street Preachers song on youtube in my car and said "FUCK that" and my sibling asked who n they were and I said "they're fake British hair metal that think they're better than hair metal"

my Central European ass eating Korean food

[Werner Herzog voice] He huffed. And he puffed. And he signed an eviction notice

Why are we treating a consumer product that can cause psychosis or even kill people as something like a microwave that needs a firmware update instead of being classified as the most dangerous hallucinogen on the planet?

"It's your father's fault that the curse got placed and the place got cursed in the first place"

[talking to my dog voice] who got into the jam. who got into the jam! did you see who got into the jam?!

Just some recent commissions, plus my price sheet. If you would like to reserve a spot, please let me know!

I'm fascinated by the way Kaplow/Linklater conceptualize Hart's sexuality, not just voyeurism but as an extension of his self-centered humanism that drives his work

In my latest essay, I talk about heightening contradictions, the terror of living in someone else's story, why Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club is really a tragic figure, and why Maria from Silent Hill 2 is one of the most horrifying relatable characters I've ever encountered

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making Jacob the stereotypical Bluesky user is the rudest and truest attack anyone has ever made on us

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

I feel like every Catholic priest who doesn't already know what their Papal name would be if they had to be pope is lying. It's like being a closeted furry.